I remember once in elementary school we had to do an art project with a partner and this one kid who was known for eating paste and pooping in urinals somehow partnered with the girl who pulled me away during four square in an attempt to show me her non-existent boobs in exchange for a fruit roll up I had. Their project ended up looking like a pile of garbage covered in bird shit. That's basically what's about to happen, except in the world of entertainment. Yahoonews.com reports:
Paris Hilton and Ryan Seacrest, and their respective production companies, Paris Hilton Entertainment and Ryan Seacrest Productions, are joining forces to develop a new scripted TV series.
If Jessica Simpson, Carson Daly, and Heidi Montag joined with them it'd be like a retarded Voltron. I can not for the life of me understand how Paris Hilton, whose last movie generated one of the lowest box office totals in the history of cinema, continues to get work. How can someone suck so bad and still be employed? I think I'm going to call that the Joey Harrington Phenomena.
Anyway, I'm trying to think of something Paris and Ryan have in common, that could lead them to join forces for a show. I know they both like reality shows. Hmmm, what else.....
You know what... I'm putting down $5 that Perez Hilton will be involved somehow and it'll start on the E! channel but it'll suck so bad that it gets moved down to A&E; eventually it will be replace by more British comedy shows with pasty old people and have a permanent spot on the 2AM slot for VH1.
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Holy Taco Goes to the Bahamas
September 11th, 2008 at 10:40 pm
I would very much like to kill them.
September 11th, 2008 at 10:57 pm
You know what... I'm putting down $5 that Perez Hilton will be involved somehow and it'll start on the E! channel but it'll suck so bad that it gets moved down to A&E; eventually it will be replace by more British comedy shows with pasty old people and have a permanent spot on the 2AM slot for VH1.
January 8th, 2009 at 12:27 am
If that isn't code for "I'm banging the hot chick who likes to make homemade videos!".... I don't know what is.
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