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6 Signs The Economy Is Getting Shitty

September 16th, 2008 | 07:01 am

When the economy gets bad, everybody feels the crunch.

6. Donald Trump Actually Goes To Work In The Trump Taj Mahal

5. George Lucas Makes Another Star Wars To Make His Mortgage Payment.

4. You can pay for lap dances in vegetables

3. Major League Baseball crumbles, forcing Derek Jeter into the coaching market.

2. Even Las Vegas feels the effects

1. We make a break for it.

Signs economy is shitty

2 Responses to "6 Signs The Economy Is Getting Shitty"

  1. Jordan Says:
    September 16th, 2008 at 07:43 pm

    Oh, Vegas is a shit-hole. Knock it.

  2. Gainer Says:
    September 16th, 2008 at 02:36 pm

    Just got back from vegas, and it was fo sho not shitty.....

    I was shitty.