Write a caption for this guy who really loves elephants and you could win a copy of TNA Impact for the Xbox 360. As usual, leave your captions in the comment section. Winners will be notified via HolyTaco.
See last week's winners after the jump.
Winner: Chris H: FOR SALE: dirt bike, low mileage, but the exhaust smells like shit.
Runners Up: Case: “Can you hear me now?”
Nick: Beans!!! the new alternative to a regular horn
Brian B: “Al Gore’s latest alternative fuel idea”
Jason: Though revolutionary, Steve’s new fuel alternative didn’t help with the emissions crisis.
Peace: Eventually all things “green” turn brown, even energy.
Mairsil: Laugh all you want, but it’s still better than riding the bus…
The guy you only see half of is actually Kurt Angle - 10 seconds after the shot for the game cover. In retrospect, it probably was a mistake to have booked a zoo instead of a photographer's studio.
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Holy Taco Goes to the Bahamas
September 16th, 2008 at 03:18 pm
Johnny Cash - I've been everywhere ... he realy meant it.
September 16th, 2008 at 03:19 pm
Pictured: John McCain getting in touch with his GOP roots.
September 16th, 2008 at 03:22 pm
Despite reports to the contrary, the sun actually does shine in here
September 16th, 2008 at 03:22 pm
Marco? ...Marco?
September 16th, 2008 at 03:24 pm
David Blaine prepares for his next stunt - living for a week in Oprah's ass.
September 16th, 2008 at 03:28 pm
The actual moment when Obama's political career was really launched!
September 16th, 2008 at 03:29 pm
I think Roger is taking the whole " Your keys are always the last place you look " thing a little to seriously
September 16th, 2008 at 03:38 pm
This isn't where i parked my car...
September 16th, 2008 at 03:43 pm
It's a good thing Wallace hired Bob to hold the elephant's tail; otherwise, Rick would never have agreed to do the job.
September 16th, 2008 at 03:43 pm
So that's where illegals come from.
September 16th, 2008 at 03:44 pm
Hey, a peanut!
September 16th, 2008 at 03:55 pm
oprah stop eating your silverware.
September 16th, 2008 at 03:57 pm
MORE LUBE!!!
September 16th, 2008 at 04:04 pm
It had been 4 days since Randy was swallowed whole. He was grateful the ordeal was almost over.
September 16th, 2008 at 04:07 pm
I still can't find the remote?
September 16th, 2008 at 04:09 pm
Do they really need the lookout guy?
September 16th, 2008 at 04:10 pm
yyyaaayyy!!! this slide rocks who`s next??
September 16th, 2008 at 04:10 pm
Mexican military attempting a U.S invasion with a Trojan Elephant...it worked for the Greeks?
September 16th, 2008 at 04:20 pm
So this is how Blue Man Group was created.
September 16th, 2008 at 04:27 pm
The Republican platform just is not resonating with voters this year.
September 16th, 2008 at 04:29 pm
Can you hear me now? Good
September 16th, 2008 at 04:29 pm
Emilio looked away in frustration. It was HIS turn to play doctor with Jumbo.
September 16th, 2008 at 04:33 pm
Guy holding the tail "OOHHH, I got next!!!!!"
September 16th, 2008 at 04:35 pm
Why and the hell did I ever leave barber college.
September 16th, 2008 at 04:36 pm
Why in the hell did I ever leave barber college.
September 16th, 2008 at 04:37 pm
Shit! I told you guys to get me a MECHANICAL elephant!
September 16th, 2008 at 04:41 pm
Behold the majesty that is child birth.
September 16th, 2008 at 05:00 pm
elephant : but i poop from there !
tail holder with deep voice : not right now you don't !
September 16th, 2008 at 05:16 pm
Dan was NOT going to lose this year's "Team Hide-and-Seek" competition.
September 16th, 2008 at 05:17 pm
I needed to freshen up after an evening with Paris Hilton.
September 16th, 2008 at 05:18 pm
One in hole!!
September 16th, 2008 at 05:21 pm
You don't even look me in the eyes when you make love to me anymore . . .
September 16th, 2008 at 05:22 pm
The guy you only see half of is actually Kurt Angle - 10 seconds after the shot for the game cover. In retrospect, it probably was a mistake to have booked a zoo instead of a photographer's studio.
September 16th, 2008 at 05:27 pm
Take the garbage out, clean the garage,cut the grass, the wife will never find me in here.
September 16th, 2008 at 05:31 pm
yeah, right there .. climb up the butt, then slide out the penis head!
September 16th, 2008 at 05:35 pm
Verizon Wireless guy takes it to an extreme... "Can you hear me now?"
September 16th, 2008 at 05:35 pm
In the end feeding Dumbo garbage bags turned out to be a bad idea.
September 16th, 2008 at 05:37 pm
When McCain said he looked everywhere to find a running mate, he meant it.
September 16th, 2008 at 05:40 pm
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective 3 - Elephant Farm
Preparation for scene 4: Camouflage Extraordinaire
September 16th, 2008 at 05:42 pm
3 guys, 1 elephant!!!
September 16th, 2008 at 05:43 pm
Operation Dumbo Drop!
September 16th, 2008 at 05:46 pm
First the bidet. Now a midget with a scrub bush. What will they think of next?
September 16th, 2008 at 05:48 pm
No, no, no... I said little Timmy is trapped in the well.
September 16th, 2008 at 06:01 pm
"holy shit" i found Osama bin Laden...
September 16th, 2008 at 06:02 pm
Fuck this shit hole of a job.
September 16th, 2008 at 06:04 pm
On the other end, the elephant is drawing a picture of herself with her trunk.
September 16th, 2008 at 06:07 pm
You put your WEED in HERE!
September 16th, 2008 at 06:08 pm
Elvis!
I knew you were alive all the time
September 16th, 2008 at 06:09 pm
how did you get ahold of pictures of brittany giving birth? ZING!
September 16th, 2008 at 06:13 pm
The sad part is the elephant is still tighter then Paris Hilton.....
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