Sophie Monk

Age: 28

Where you've seen her: Sophie Monk is known more for who she dates than what she's done. Let's play a little game to see which is more recognizable--the dudes she has sex with...or her career. Just buzz in if you've heard of one of the following. (You'll have to build some sort of buzzer that's loud enough for me to hear if this game is going to work.)

1. Bardot (Answer: Career. No buzzing? That's because this was her "band" in Australia.)
2. Jude Law (Answer: Guy she's dated. Technically, the only reason you've heard of him is because he slept with his babysitter. It's a draw.)
3. Primus Telecom (Answer: Career. Sadly, this isn't Les Claypoole's phone company, but she did a commercial for this Virginia-based tele-communications provider. You've only heard of this if you worked there or lost your shirt when it's stock dropped 99% in 2001.)
4. Benji Madden (Answer: Guy she's dated. You've probably heard of him. He's the scrappy dog that appeared in a series of movies in the 1970s and 80s who is now dating Paris Hilton.)
5. Click (Answer: Career. Despite debuting at #1 at the Box Office, you probably have zero recollection of this somehow successful Adam Sandler film.)
6. Ryan Seacrest (Answer: Guy she's dated. I thought he was gay, but apparently she's "been seen with him." Cough...beard...cough.)
So there you have it, it's clear that her career would be much farther along if she put more effort into dating and less effort into telecom commercials.

Pointless quote that would be great for her career if it was about real life and not that stupid Click movie: “I end up in bed with Adam Sandler. It's so surreal it's hysterical”