If The United States Was Run By 6-Year-Olds

September 18th, 2008 | 01:32 am

As adults, we've pretty much screwed up a bunch of stuff.  So we thought it might be interesting to see what life would be like if we put the United States in the tiny hands of a bunch of 6-year-olds.

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14 Responses to "If The United States Was Run By 6-Year-Olds"

  1. Brendan Says:

    Wow, I like this blog a lot but this shit is just fucking outrageous. Reading this was like lobotomizing myself threw my own asshole.

    ...Its almost angering.

  2. Angel Says:

    What if vegas were run by 6 yr olds?

  3. boogie Says:

    heh, the shell candy is classic :D

  4. Brendan's a knob Says:

    Hey Brendan,

    You spell like a 6 year old. So where exactly did you throw your asshole?

  5. 8039 Says:

    The dentist one made me lol

  6. thejew Says:

    If the United States Was Run By 6 Year Olds.....

    ....Our McDonalds would accept Indian Rupees as currency? Wait, What?

  7. Frida Says:

    I thought the United States had been run by a six year-old for the last eight years - you had to know people were thinking it!

  8. chvnx Says:

    @Frida

    Are you suggesting that George W. Bush was -1 years old when he was elected?

  9. jacob Says:

    chvnx, Well he is smart as a fetus

  10. smimz Says:

    One McWasabi puffs buger please.

    Good call on the Rupee comment thejew

  11. methsmoker Says:

    FAGS

  12. ENG Says:

    What the Hell makes a Rupee more attractive for six year olds? Do they look like they were made in a 1st grade art session?

    Oh, WAIT!! Rupees are money from the ZELDA games! I'll bet they copied and imported the Hyrulian Rupee coin designs into real life! =)

  13. Jessica Says:

    Angel-

    I live there.

    And it is. ;D

  14. ouiji-sama Says:

    I live there too, and it is. xD

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