When your apartment gets to this point, I wonder if you even bother shitting in the toilet, or anywhere near the bathroom, for that matter. The moment you feel a dump coming on, do you just drop your pants, squat down and start squeezing no matter where you are in the apartment? I'm also assuming you don't wipe if you're willing to live in this, too. According to Houston-Imports.com:
This has nothing to do with the Hurricane. We had a resident who had an outstanding balance for over a month and no one could get ahold of her. The Bookkeeper went inside after so many tries to leave a note and this is what we found.
The pictures do NO justice. There is suppose to be 2 cats living here but we cant find them (we think they're dead somewhere inside the apartment-we contacted the SPCA). The place REEKS to say the least, i gagged non stop.
two things, do you think they will get their security deposit back and what are they going to do with that couch cause it looks like a perfectly good couch.
My father in law ran into something similar in one of his rentals. He had to rent a hazmat suit for several days to get the place cleaned. It was actually worse than the pictures here. AND to top it off one of the tenants had died in the house.
On another note. Why in the hell are most of the keys on the keyboard clean???!?!! Is this one of the "Sexy 23 year old women from LA on Match.com?" That thought is even scarier than what the apartment looks like.
Smoke much? I'm surprised the owner didn't just set it all on fire - it's not like the arson investigator would have any idea what the hell happened, although they may have concluded it was a cigarette left burning.
There was a house ten times worse than this in my town a few years back. It was so bad that they threw the parents in jail for child endangerment. The dad was a manager of the cleaning department at a hotel and his wife was a waitress. Nasty!
The sad part is that the security deposit will probably not cover all the damage done by this low-life p.o.s. They don't even deserve to live indoors. That bitch needs a pin with the rest of the hogs. I hope the judge awards the owners way more than what is owed for back-rent , damages and all the headache she caused.Hell garnish her welfare check too. She has to have some kind of income to by all that junkfood.
Most landlords are not rich. They are busting their butt to build up some assets and have a decent retirement. This means working full-time and then tending to your rentals after work. You end up working a lot of long days just for some low-life scum to shit on you like this bitch.
I don't fucking get it. Look at all of that fast food! I betcha this bitch weighs 400 pounds.... I also bet you she is on some sort of welfare or disability. Fucking social programs... they need to crack down on pigs like this. When are we going to start holding people accoutable?
My question is, did she ever go, "oh which one of these was the drink I just got?" And then chug one that was actually an ash tray at some point. That would be funny.
Will you marry me?? I have a bigger house where you could stack twice as much trash. Yummy, just the thought of you sitting on my face is making me so randy!!
how in the hell would she navigate around the house? this bitch must be BANKING, she has at least 1000 cartons worth of cigarettes in the pictures alone not to mention the thousands of dollars she has spent on fast food over the whatever time period it took to get the house this nasty.
I love the sporadic cleaning products in each pic, especially the broom. I bet they were left by visiting friends kinna like how we used to put a bar of soap each day in the smelly kids locker in school and like him when she found it would go WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS??
Interesting items for me: Febreeze by the ironing board ("ahhh...fresh as a spring breeze"), Tilex by the bathtub and Bleach on the kitchen counter (recognizing you have a problem is the first step), Antenna/Rabbit ears on the TV (wonder why she couldn't get the cable guy to come over). Also, what the hell do you say to the Domino's guy..."Oh...this mess...the maid doesn't come till tomorrow!!!"
You could probably pin point this apts location by narrowing down where in town is a Whataburger, Taco Cabana (which is fucking awesome BTW) schloztkies and a shipleys donuts, to confirm start hitting up gas stations asking about the obese smoking bitch who reeks but has ironed clothes...
This is amazing, if they charged admission i would pay to walk through this museum of amazing. You have to seriously work at this. These pictures are like a wheres waldo, everytime you look at them you see something more spectacular than the previous glance!
Some highlights:
- The piles of containers left over from her midnight snakings by what seems to be a bed.
- The pile of socks she used to wipe her ass is so massive it avalanches over between the toilet and snakes out onto the floor by her cat litter box.
- The place the cat shits is cleaner than the toilet.
- The juice jug beside said shitty shocks.
- The middle couch cushion is used for disposal (Efficient use of space) and the arm of the couch is used as an ash tray.
- The fire extinguisher on the coffee table (Safety first)
Hmm... What a waste of space. I'm all about the greater good and world peace and all that shit, but man, offing this fat bitch and barbequeing her for the starving children of Ethiopia seems the morally right thing to do.
Why do so many posters assume that this tenant is "FAT". Like you've never seen a disgusting filthy skinny person who eats like a horse and smokes like a stove? WTF get real!
We assume they are fat because of the amount of excess energy that they would be consuming insinuated by the plethora of fast food waste lying around.
We also assume this, because they're obviously lazy. It doesn't take much to notice that she's not a fan of cleaning up.
Finally, her keyboard is clean, meaning she spends a lot of time on her computer and probably not getting much exercise.
Under-exercise + bad diet + bad food = obesity. And that is real. Now, I'm going to eat my fast food lunch then go for a run, because I can. Clean your shit up!
Poor cats, horrible place to live and really really bad owners. It's one thing to choose to live like that, but another to subject it on another living create like cats or kids who can't really do anything about it.
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September 22nd, 2008 at 01:08 pm
two things, do you think they will get their security deposit back and what are they going to do with that couch cause it looks like a perfectly good couch.
September 22nd, 2008 at 01:14 pm
That is just wrong. Seriously, just wrong.
September 22nd, 2008 at 01:19 pm
I love that she irons her clothes.
September 22nd, 2008 at 01:33 pm
I just have one question:
Is she hot?
September 22nd, 2008 at 01:34 pm
My father in law ran into something similar in one of his rentals. He had to rent a hazmat suit for several days to get the place cleaned. It was actually worse than the pictures here. AND to top it off one of the tenants had died in the house.
On another note. Why in the hell are most of the keys on the keyboard clean???!?!! Is this one of the "Sexy 23 year old women from LA on Match.com?" That thought is even scarier than what the apartment looks like.
September 22nd, 2008 at 01:35 pm
Good product placement for Quiznos though right?
September 22nd, 2008 at 01:40 pm
I only saw quiznos once. A lot of fucking Whataburger though.
September 22nd, 2008 at 01:58 pm
Smoke much? I'm surprised the owner didn't just set it all on fire - it's not like the arson investigator would have any idea what the hell happened, although they may have concluded it was a cigarette left burning.
September 22nd, 2008 at 02:04 pm
There was a house ten times worse than this in my town a few years back. It was so bad that they threw the parents in jail for child endangerment. The dad was a manager of the cleaning department at a hotel and his wife was a waitress. Nasty!
September 22nd, 2008 at 02:06 pm
So that's why we're always doing it at my place!
September 22nd, 2008 at 02:28 pm
Yeah at least their clothes are ironed and their teeth are brushed.
September 22nd, 2008 at 02:28 pm
Best part for me: The Oral-B electric toothbrush box. At least they had clean teeth.
September 22nd, 2008 at 02:32 pm
The sad part is that the security deposit will probably not cover all the damage done by this low-life p.o.s. They don't even deserve to live indoors. That bitch needs a pin with the rest of the hogs. I hope the judge awards the owners way more than what is owed for back-rent , damages and all the headache she caused.Hell garnish her welfare check too. She has to have some kind of income to by all that junkfood.
Most landlords are not rich. They are busting their butt to build up some assets and have a decent retirement. This means working full-time and then tending to your rentals after work. You end up working a lot of long days just for some low-life scum to shit on you like this bitch.
Fuck-it just shoot her.
September 22nd, 2008 at 02:44 pm
I don't fucking get it. Look at all of that fast food! I betcha this bitch weighs 400 pounds.... I also bet you she is on some sort of welfare or disability. Fucking social programs... they need to crack down on pigs like this. When are we going to start holding people accoutable?
September 22nd, 2008 at 02:56 pm
Taco Cabana and Whataburger FTW!
September 22nd, 2008 at 03:00 pm
My question is, did she ever go, "oh which one of these was the drink I just got?" And then chug one that was actually an ash tray at some point. That would be funny.
September 22nd, 2008 at 03:03 pm
Will you marry me?? I have a bigger house where you could stack twice as much trash. Yummy, just the thought of you sitting on my face is making me so randy!!
September 22nd, 2008 at 03:34 pm
The apartment, I'm sure smells horrid, but imagine what it smells like underneath her fucking fat, "oatmeal in a nylon" tits! SOUR!
September 22nd, 2008 at 04:16 pm
college
September 22nd, 2008 at 04:17 pm
I'm sure she washes her vagina with a dirtier vagina..
September 22nd, 2008 at 04:31 pm
once you pop, you can't stop!
September 22nd, 2008 at 04:44 pm
Now you know why smoking is a disgusting habit.
September 22nd, 2008 at 04:49 pm
I found the perfect match for the chick who authored this disaster:
http://braindead-roommate-from-hell.blogspot.com/2006_09_01_archive.html
September 22nd, 2008 at 05:09 pm
how in the hell would she navigate around the house? this bitch must be BANKING, she has at least 1000 cartons worth of cigarettes in the pictures alone not to mention the thousands of dollars she has spent on fast food over the whatever time period it took to get the house this nasty.
September 22nd, 2008 at 05:13 pm
I love the sporadic cleaning products in each pic, especially the broom. I bet they were left by visiting friends kinna like how we used to put a bar of soap each day in the smelly kids locker in school and like him when she found it would go WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS??
September 22nd, 2008 at 05:17 pm
Interesting items for me: Febreeze by the ironing board ("ahhh...fresh as a spring breeze"), Tilex by the bathtub and Bleach on the kitchen counter (recognizing you have a problem is the first step), Antenna/Rabbit ears on the TV (wonder why she couldn't get the cable guy to come over). Also, what the hell do you say to the Domino's guy..."Oh...this mess...the maid doesn't come till tomorrow!!!"
September 22nd, 2008 at 05:36 pm
look like they need to call missjunk.com
September 22nd, 2008 at 06:16 pm
You could probably pin point this apts location by narrowing down where in town is a Whataburger, Taco Cabana (which is fucking awesome BTW) schloztkies and a shipleys donuts, to confirm start hitting up gas stations asking about the obese smoking bitch who reeks but has ironed clothes...
September 22nd, 2008 at 06:20 pm
Could be worse... she could have 500 cats, and some dogs.
http://www.cynical-c.com/?p=11627
September 22nd, 2008 at 06:22 pm
I'm a PC!
September 22nd, 2008 at 06:28 pm
world of warcraft IMO.
September 22nd, 2008 at 06:59 pm
Makes me feel like Mr. Clean.
Wow, this is insane, didn't the neighbors SMELL any of this BEFORE it got this bad?
September 22nd, 2008 at 08:15 pm
I love the fire extinguisher on the coffee table, its like this sorry cunt knew the place was going to burn down sooner or later.
September 22nd, 2008 at 08:53 pm
My mom would have a heart attack if I sent her this. I'm close to one myself.
September 22nd, 2008 at 09:15 pm
Seriously, this is EXACTLY how my exgirlfriend Alison McNamara lived. I had to move out because this is how it was. Seeing this gives me flashbacks!
September 22nd, 2008 at 09:27 pm
Nice room - so what type of character do you play? Horde or Alliance?
September 22nd, 2008 at 10:02 pm
So thats a poo bucket right?
September 22nd, 2008 at 10:37 pm
Someone get a few Wall-e units in there ASAP! In a few hundred years it should be cleaned up.
September 22nd, 2008 at 11:15 pm
This is amazing, if they charged admission i would pay to walk through this museum of amazing. You have to seriously work at this. These pictures are like a wheres waldo, everytime you look at them you see something more spectacular than the previous glance!
Some highlights:
- The piles of containers left over from her midnight snakings by what seems to be a bed.
- The pile of socks she used to wipe her ass is so massive it avalanches over between the toilet and snakes out onto the floor by her cat litter box.
- The place the cat shits is cleaner than the toilet.
- The juice jug beside said shitty shocks.
- The middle couch cushion is used for disposal (Efficient use of space) and the arm of the couch is used as an ash tray.
- The fire extinguisher on the coffee table (Safety first)
September 22nd, 2008 at 11:17 pm
The sad thing about this is the terrible neglect of the letter "Q" on her keyboard!
September 22nd, 2008 at 11:43 pm
Hmm... What a waste of space. I'm all about the greater good and world peace and all that shit, but man, offing this fat bitch and barbequeing her for the starving children of Ethiopia seems the morally right thing to do.
September 22nd, 2008 at 11:52 pm
two cats died with so many leftovers laying around??
September 23rd, 2008 at 12:07 am
Why do so many posters assume that this tenant is "FAT". Like you've never seen a disgusting filthy skinny person who eats like a horse and smokes like a stove? WTF get real!
September 23rd, 2008 at 12:14 am
We assume they are fat because of the amount of excess energy that they would be consuming insinuated by the plethora of fast food waste lying around.
We also assume this, because they're obviously lazy. It doesn't take much to notice that she's not a fan of cleaning up.
Finally, her keyboard is clean, meaning she spends a lot of time on her computer and probably not getting much exercise.
Under-exercise + bad diet + bad food = obesity. And that is real. Now, I'm going to eat my fast food lunch then go for a run, because I can. Clean your shit up!
September 23rd, 2008 at 12:29 am
Poor cats, horrible place to live and really really bad owners. It's one thing to choose to live like that, but another to subject it on another living create like cats or kids who can't really do anything about it.
September 23rd, 2008 at 12:32 am
I love America
September 23rd, 2008 at 12:35 am
would you rather lick her house clean
or
eat a burrito thats been sitting in vodka for 5 years
September 23rd, 2008 at 12:38 am
Haha, why even bother ironing the clothing? XD
September 23rd, 2008 at 12:39 am
I love that she still IRONS her clothes... LOL
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September 23rd, 2008 at 12:41 am
Just think of all the money she saved on trash bags.
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