World's Most Disgusting Apartment Is In Houston

September 22nd, 2008 | 11:46 am

When your apartment gets to this point, I wonder if you even bother shitting in the toilet, or anywhere near the bathroom, for that matter. The moment you feel a dump coming on, do you just drop your pants, squat down and start squeezing no matter where you are in the apartment? I'm also assuming you don't wipe if you're willing to live in this, too. According to Houston-Imports.com:

This has nothing to do with the Hurricane. We had a resident who had an outstanding balance for over a month and no one could get ahold of her. The Bookkeeper went inside after so many tries to leave a note and this is what we found.

The pictures do NO justice. There is suppose to be 2 cats living here but we cant find them (we think they're dead somewhere inside the apartment-we contacted the SPCA). The place REEKS to say the least, i gagged non stop.

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Comments

286 Responses to "World's Most Disgusting Apartment Is In Houston"

  1. Grasshopper Says:

    As a Patrol Deputy in Northeast Houston, I saw this type of dwelling at least once per week. Seriously. Some were so bad that I was afraid I would catch something from the porch. When I was in training, the guys always thought it was funny to call me over to take reports in places like this because I have a super-sensitive nose, and I would be virtually gagging every time. I remember one house, like the one above, that I was called to that first month of training. NINE months later, I was called back to the very same house, and nothing had changed one bit, except that the trash heaps were taller. I'll never forget it. It wasn't performance art in New Caney, TX.

  2. GREG375 Says:

    I GUESS THEY'LL START HOLDING THEM "ACCOUTABLE" SOMEDAY. YOU THOUGH BOSCO, SHOULD PROOF READ BEFORE YOU POST. IT MAKES YOU LOOK IGNORANT.

  3. DougD Says:

    Wow, apparently my ex-wife moved to Houston....

  4. Drink Too Much Says:

    Wow that is beyond imaginable. Whoever lived there is the poster child for lazy.

  5. Oh yeah Says:

    I doubt she's on welfare, that much fast food actually costs a lot more than most people get on social programs. Pizza ain't cheap!

  6. Phil Says:

    dude. wtf? how can someone (i assume it is human) live in that filth?

  7. Bananastasia Says:

    This is not normal behavior. This person is obviously suffering from some mental disturbance and needs help. No human should live in these sorts of conditions, and I find it sad that nobody noticed earlier. Whatever happened to being neighborly? Too sad.

  8. krazd Says:

    I doubt her point was to be economically friendly by not throwing any trash out.

  9. Dustin Says:

    I wonder if she is hot

  10. clean b**ch Says:

    Why does evryone assume its a she????

    LOSERS>

  11. DougD Says:

    quoting:
    Why does evryone assume its a she????

    LOSERS>

    From the article:
    This has nothing to do with the Hurricane. We had a resident who had an outstanding balance for over a month and no one could get ahold of her.

  12. Karen K Says:

    All the bitch, ho, and whore comments need to be left at the door. Yes, it's god-awful. But no one but the individual in question knows what the hell exactly happened.

    Two thoughts...

    One. This was an elderly woman who didn't know how to care for herself and had dementia. This happened to a woman living down the street from my parent's in a nice neighborhood. My mom caught her going to the bathroom in the middle of the garage with the door open. Since she was a nurse, she went up to talk to her, then contacted adult services. The interior of her home looked EXACTLY like this...

    Two. Age doesn't matter, if this person was suffering from any type of mental disorders, she obviously wasn't getting the help she needed.

    This apartment is a good metaphor for how well we take care of the mentally ill really.

    Sad. Really fucking sad.

  13. this guy Says:

    i hope he dies horrible.
    i only feel sorry for the poor cat that must lived there

  14. Says:

    "two things, do you think they will get their security deposit back and what are they going to do with that couch cause it looks like a perfectly good couch."

    I think the second question is what are the previous tenants going to be spending that security deposit on (cause getting it back is a lock.)

  15. wowthatshot Says:

    Also, in one of the bathroom photos, there's a high heel on the floor.

  16. Gee Says:

    Becuase it is a SHE. Learn to read

    "no one could get ahold of her."

  17. Yucko Says:

    WTF! look at all the used tampons / pads on the bathroom sink. That is seriously fucked up.

  18. GM Says:

    It's a chick because it says so in the article, and in the bathroom there's a womens show on the floor. Apparently she's not obese because the shoe is pretty regular size.

  19. Beneyen Says:

    Also the "empty spots" on the bed and couch are pretty small, plus for maneuverability a fatty probably couldnt get around.

  20. Mu Shoe Says:

    You can sort of track where most time was spent by the cig ash. What the hell is that smeared around the monitor screen? How does that happen?

  21. Embot Says:

    There's no way a large person could maneuver in that place. I'm siding with the guy who says stripper. #1 Large people have a hard time wearing heels, and #2 the only way to survive a drug addiction without the ridicule of most of the population (sans delivery drivers) is take out, and LOTS of smokes.

    That's not an appartment, that's a goddamn ecosystem.

  22. munch Says:

    Never seen anything like it. Unbelievable. But I've heard stories.

    There was a house in my neighborhood that was neglected for 15 years (had an in-ground pool with a 20 ft tree growing out of it). The neighbors across the street never saw a trash service for the 7 years since they moved in. A Police Officer from Pontiac made a visit and said he had never seen the filth that was in the house (Pontiac, MI is in the 96th percentile in the nation for violent crime).

    One arson fire and $95,000 in insurance repairs and the interior is clean as a whistle. And now the house has a new owner . . . me. True story.

  23. clean b**ch Says:

    a hold is TWO words

  24. Burgur Says:

    GREG375 - You used capitals. You rock.

    And half of you bastards can bitch about people calling her a fat hoe or whatever, but seriously.. You just jump on the banwagon, and I bet you've never checked up on your neighbours or even know what they're like. The tenant here obviously had no friends who checked up on her, and that is fucked up. Fucking hypocrits. Go say hi to your neighbours you ignorant fucks.

    And somebody clean that shit up!

  25. matt Says:

    The iron is for making grilled cheese sandwiches.

  26. James Says:

    No one WANTS to have an apartment like that. No one WANTS to have filthy disgusting crap everywhere.

    Is it not apparent that this woman NEEDS HELP? Be thankful that you are not so mentally ill that you live in a world of filthy shit. Count you damn blessings.

  27. clean b**ch Says:

    she should have used the automatic shower cleaner by scrubbing bubbles. it would have really helped.

  28. Says:

    mother fucker you are the most disgusguting person in the hole wors

  29. clean b**ch Says:

    maybe she was abducted by aliens....thats why she never came back and no one could get a hold of her......she lost one shoe as she was running away for them sucking her up the beam.

  30. Burgur Says:

    The beam theory = win. Explains everything. And maybe the alien space ship dumped all that shit there on the way out. Makes perfect sense.

  31. clean b**ch Says:

    thanks burgur! glad someone understands

  32. Chris Says:

    "# smarv Says:
    September 23rd, 2008 at 7:08 am

    two things, do you think they will get their security deposit back and what are they going to do with that couch cause it looks like a perfectly good couch."

    Ya just spray a bit of Fabreze on it and its good as new......

  33. digerati Says:

    I dont think there is a cleaning service in the world that would touch that place do you ?

  34. Nathan Says:

    It looks to me like she plays World of Warcraft.

  35. Wowzers! Says:

    So to me this looks kind of staged. If you notice the junk food bags, containers, wrappers, and cups all look very new. They don't look stepped on or anything. I think that they had a massive party and forgot to put out a trash can, or this is just a weeks worth of garbage laying around- and don't you worry- Sunday is my cleaning day and I'll get it lookin like brand new. No biggie.

  36. Oy vey Says:

    I saw the shit stained rags all over the floor in the bathroom, and wondered WTF was wrong with the toilet - then I saw that most of the tank top was gone - figured it was screwed up inside so she just got a bucket...

    Un FUCKING BELIEVABLE... I've had tenants that were ***BAD*** but nothing like this...

  37. joshspoon Says:

    I guys they didn't like landfills

  38. joshspoon Says:

    I guess they didn't like landfills

  39. Jesse Lowe Says:

    Obviously schizophrenia. Bipolar and ocd with a hint of autism. I would bet she is really smart in other aspects.

  40. Pat Says:

    The post say's they weren't able to find the tenant. Maybe she left town, someone got into the place in her absence and squatted there. I just have a hard time believing someone would let themselves go to this level.

  41. Mr.Clean Says:

    I think this is a hoax..that's not a apt.. that's a dumpster..

  42. Kyle Says:

    It sucks to see some one let them selves go this much. Ive seen things like this before in my counseling programs. In fortunately, she's prolly close to sucidal.

  43. Zephyros Says:

    I don't think it is a hoax, I had a roommate with a room like this (not even close to this bad) and he was/is one smart sob when it came to math on the quantum level etc.. Mental problems for sure. I don't care how poor you are, just don't live like a fu#%ing pig.

  44. Anon Says:

    Meth much?

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