When your apartment gets to this point, I wonder if you even bother shitting in the toilet, or anywhere near the bathroom, for that matter. The moment you feel a dump coming on, do you just drop your pants, squat down and start squeezing no matter where you are in the apartment? I'm also assuming you don't wipe if you're willing to live in this, too. According to Houston-Imports.com:
This has nothing to do with the Hurricane. We had a resident who had an outstanding balance for over a month and no one could get ahold of her. The Bookkeeper went inside after so many tries to leave a note and this is what we found.
The pictures do NO justice. There is suppose to be 2 cats living here but we cant find them (we think they're dead somewhere inside the apartment-we contacted the SPCA). The place REEKS to say the least, i gagged non stop.
I was disgusted by what I saw, and I've seen similar things before. I have an aunt who lived like this.
People who do this have something wrong with them, and it's not just laziness or some other moral fault. Usually, these people have a form of obsessive/compulsive disorder. When my family tried to assist my aunt, she wanted to put a lot of stuff that was obviously worthless into storage. If she was willing to take the time and spend the money to hoard trash, this is not a lazy person; this is an obsessed person. Think about it? Would anyone in their "right mind" "freely choose" to live like this?
What many of us feel a sense of schadenfreude when we see these photos, and with it a sense of righteousness: "I don't do that." What we should feel is sympathy and a desire to help.
I cannot believe somebody can live this way.
This only shows a person with no love for herself and life, maybe a deep depression.
Note appart of the disaster shown, is the sad feeling of a woman alone and lost.
HOLY CRAP!!!!
I get that the apartment resident is CLEARLY disturbed, but I'm wondering about logistics. How did she even manage to walk/wade through that to move around the apartment?? How did she afford so much fast food??? Why bother ironing her clothes?
It's sad and gross but kinda fascinating. How does a mess like that accumulate? I have had a messy house before, I think everyone has, but how does that even build up? I wonder how long it took?? So many questions that will go unanswered :(
To play games like World of Warcraft or CounterStrike, you need:
W, A, S, D and the Spacebar, and the mouse.
And look, the keyboard is COVERED but you can see the screen, W, A, S, D are CLEAN even though the Q right next to it is in peril, and there is a small clearing around the mouse. She's playing these games all day.
I'll go with the general consensus on this one...the flexible container of Massengill (douchebag) ***REALLY*** needs help!!! :-O
I don't believe that any sane, mentally well person could let their home go to pot like this - she has to be suffering from a severe mental illness - more than can be "fixed" by a little Prozac or carbamazepine too.
Her level of mental illness might merit being institutionalised for a time...at absolute minimum, it would provide her with at least a temporary reprieve from walking through mouldy pizza boxes & fast food bags, knocking over plastic cups (that may or may not have liquid in them and that may or may not have also been used as buttholders), or fixing that nasty ass toliet (it's fairly obvious that the shitbowl is broken because of the presence of the pissbucket on the top of the lid and the missing cover for the top of the cistern).
I just love the decor - it reminds me a little of my place, except mine has semen stalegtites hanging from the ceiling, and a shit load of stick books in the shittery.
This has nothing to do with the Hurricane. We had a resident who had an outstanding balance for over a month and no one could get ahold of her. The Bookkeeper went inside after so many tries to leave a note and this is what we found.
How come everything looks like it just happened? Was this a group of 15 people who lived in the apartment for a week and decided to get artsy with the trash?
Remember when you wrote this:
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GREG375 Says:
September 23rd, 2008 at 7:11 pm
I GUESS THEY’LL START HOLDING THEM “ACCOUTABLE” SOMEDAY. YOU THOUGH BOSCO, SHOULD PROOF READ BEFORE YOU POST. IT MAKES YOU LOOK IGNORANT.
Maybe before you go making stupid ass remarks about how someone needs to "proof-read" their message...Maybe YOU should run a spell check...The word is spelled A C C O U N T A B L E.....Dumb ass...It's probably YOUR apartment...
Lovely place... it looks like mine. But seriously, nasty people like that touch money... the same one you have in your wallet right now. Can you imagine how many bacterias you have it right now in your wallet?
the walls are not all THAT clean if you look closely, although I DO find those pillows unusually clean. i imagine half the nights, she doesn't even get to her bed. look how much crap is in the way.... seriously... yeah a lot of that trash looks newer but imagine all the old trash underneath. ewww. and you CANNOT fake that bathroom.
ya know my wifes mom lives like that but add in sixty million cockroaches! all of her children attempt to clean her house but give up pretty quick. they all moved out as soon as legally possible. no surprise there.... I attempted to use her computer once, but after prying what appears to be dried up peanut butter from the stuck open disc drive i decided to leave it alone, and the fact that more roaches inhabit the keyboard than you can imagine.... not to mention all the cig butts and ashes. if i took pictures you all would think that this house presented here is in pristine order. ya know you live nasty when even the cats move out... i mean obviously from all the food containers that finding food was not the issue behind the missing cats.
It seems like this might have been an upset tenant that trashed teh place on purpose. I mean really, the cigarette butts alone make me think she went out and stole huge ash trays full. If that's what she did, brilliant!
This is a work of art and should be preserved carefully for future generations. It makes the mess we all produce visible. Cleaning this up is only cleaning up your conscience.
Quote: “There is suppose to be 2 cats living here but we cant find them (we think they’re dead somewhere inside…)”
Did you check to see if the woman was in there too!???
Hmmm no bugs in any of the vids! wtf!
Love the cleaning Products.
Tut Tut World of Warcraft. she shoulda stuck to Guild Wars!
Love the Dusty Tv!
I have a feeling she's a chain smoker!
Love the ironing Board! at least she loves her clothes!
And did anyon else notice she stopped to have Fish And Chips once???
Gotta Love you Americans!! Wonder if any aussie's live like this????
If the Australian neighbors that moved in a few years ago are any indication, OH GOD YES some aussies live like this.
Their place is pretty bad... they ripped out the front wall of the house and added some sort of makeshift front porch complete with piles and piles of garbage, and giant blue tarps hanging instead of doors. This is an upper middle class neighborhood, too. It's pretty sad to see... nobody is sure if they're just eccentric or if they are actually crazy. And nobody really wants to find out, because their cars have an NRA sticker on the back. And they clearly don't live like that because they're impoverished, they have two really nice cars, an Audi and a BMW. Very strange.
Somebody stated that the cups would've disintegrated. However, those Whataburger cups aren't made of parrafin wax - they're styrofoam. Some fast food places do that; Whataburger is one of them. Thus, they'll last indefinitely (which is the case here).
Many people say that this is a mental illness, or a case or hoarding. I'm not so sure I agree with that. Although this was a 40-year-old caucasian woman (I won't say lady, she obviously isn't), I think that it's just a basic case of laziness. I have friends who keep a filthy apartment; it's not because they're mentally ill or have any type of hoarding thing going on. It's because they're just lazy fucks who, after finishing a meal, or a drink, or something, will set it down instead of throwing it away and never address the issue again. I have seen this in action and it gets bad. (They would probably never clean if they didn't have friends over - sometimes, negative judgment can have positive effects.) This apartment is a prime example; the pizza boxes, the cups, the food containers - they get put down in the wrong place and are never moved. The cigarette butts - ashtray's too far away, I'll just put this out on something and toss it elsewhere. The shoes and underwear in the bathroom - "I'll get it later" and it never happens. (The shit, though, and the socks - that's beyond me, I mean, damn.) This happens with many people, only in this case, it was really extreme - most people have a certain threshold for messiness and/or nastiness. Once you pass that threshold, you have the urge to clean until things are acceptable. This person obviously had quite the tolerance...or, by the time she hit her threshold level, she was in too deep and just didn't want to clean it. (I wouldn't want to tackle this either, so I mean, y'know, I can kinda understand that?)
Regardless, this is pathetic, ridiculous, hilarious, and mind-blowing. I can't fathom it, and I definitely can't stop laughing at the pictures and the comments. I feel bad for the landlords....for her, I vote death by firing squad. Damn.
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September 25th, 2008 at 02:31 pm
I was disgusted by what I saw, and I've seen similar things before. I have an aunt who lived like this.
People who do this have something wrong with them, and it's not just laziness or some other moral fault. Usually, these people have a form of obsessive/compulsive disorder. When my family tried to assist my aunt, she wanted to put a lot of stuff that was obviously worthless into storage. If she was willing to take the time and spend the money to hoard trash, this is not a lazy person; this is an obsessed person. Think about it? Would anyone in their "right mind" "freely choose" to live like this?
What many of us feel a sense of schadenfreude when we see these photos, and with it a sense of righteousness: "I don't do that." What we should feel is sympathy and a desire to help.
September 25th, 2008 at 02:34 pm
I cannot believe somebody can live this way.
This only shows a person with no love for herself and life, maybe a deep depression.
Note appart of the disaster shown, is the sad feeling of a woman alone and lost.
September 25th, 2008 at 03:59 pm
HOLY CRAP!!!!
I get that the apartment resident is CLEARLY disturbed, but I'm wondering about logistics. How did she even manage to walk/wade through that to move around the apartment?? How did she afford so much fast food??? Why bother ironing her clothes?
It's sad and gross but kinda fascinating. How does a mess like that accumulate? I have had a messy house before, I think everyone has, but how does that even build up? I wonder how long it took?? So many questions that will go unanswered :(
September 25th, 2008 at 07:51 pm
She's a gamer! I figured it out!
To play games like World of Warcraft or CounterStrike, you need:
W, A, S, D and the Spacebar, and the mouse.
And look, the keyboard is COVERED but you can see the screen, W, A, S, D are CLEAN even though the Q right next to it is in peril, and there is a small clearing around the mouse. She's playing these games all day.
Yikes!
September 26th, 2008 at 12:40 am
Did anyone find Waldo?
September 26th, 2008 at 04:35 am
I love Shipley's too, who can blame them? I love the intracate arrangement of the cigarette butts.
September 26th, 2008 at 05:04 am
Staged pic show...who would keep lighting ciggs and smoking them halfway.
February 24th, 2009 at 06:48 pm
my gf's mom does
September 26th, 2008 at 08:41 am
There is a dead animal on the bathroom floor, to the left of the cabinets on a purple piece of fabric. Either a kitten or a squirrel.
September 26th, 2008 at 12:26 pm
I'll go with the general consensus on this one...the flexible container of Massengill (douchebag) ***REALLY*** needs help!!! :-O
I don't believe that any sane, mentally well person could let their home go to pot like this - she has to be suffering from a severe mental illness - more than can be "fixed" by a little Prozac or carbamazepine too.
Her level of mental illness might merit being institutionalised for a time...at absolute minimum, it would provide her with at least a temporary reprieve from walking through mouldy pizza boxes & fast food bags, knocking over plastic cups (that may or may not have liquid in them and that may or may not have also been used as buttholders), or fixing that nasty ass toliet (it's fairly obvious that the shitbowl is broken because of the presence of the pissbucket on the top of the lid and the missing cover for the top of the cistern).
September 26th, 2008 at 06:40 pm
so disgusting. i can smell it form my computer.
September 27th, 2008 at 02:02 am
I just love the decor - it reminds me a little of my place, except mine has semen stalegtites hanging from the ceiling, and a shit load of stick books in the shittery.
September 27th, 2008 at 01:58 pm
This has nothing to do with the Hurricane. We had a resident who had an outstanding balance for over a month and no one could get ahold of her. The Bookkeeper went inside after so many tries to leave a note and this is what we found.
September 27th, 2008 at 11:33 pm
SO? Did you want a hurricane?
September 27th, 2008 at 11:42 pm
How come everything looks like it just happened? Was this a group of 15 people who lived in the apartment for a week and decided to get artsy with the trash?
September 28th, 2008 at 07:46 pm
I Found Waldo! LOL
September 28th, 2008 at 08:05 pm
I think its odd even use a computer with all that ash and ciggarettes around it. I almost at times looks staged.
September 29th, 2008 at 04:07 am
I bet she's never logged out of World of Warcraft. She probably has a level 70 of each faction / class / gender combination.
September 29th, 2008 at 09:11 pm
HEY GREG375...
Remember when you wrote this:
_______________________________________________________________
GREG375 Says:
September 23rd, 2008 at 7:11 pm
I GUESS THEY’LL START HOLDING THEM “ACCOUTABLE” SOMEDAY. YOU THOUGH BOSCO, SHOULD PROOF READ BEFORE YOU POST. IT MAKES YOU LOOK IGNORANT.
________________________________________________________________
Maybe before you go making stupid ass remarks about how someone needs to "proof-read" their message...Maybe YOU should run a spell check...The word is spelled A C C O U N T A B L E.....Dumb ass...It's probably YOUR apartment...
September 29th, 2008 at 11:59 pm
Hey, at least they iron!
September 30th, 2008 at 06:57 pm
Looks a lot like my house! Mine is just a hair cleaner. I think we should call Oprah or HGTV.
Maybe they would help out and not tell anybody
October 1st, 2008 at 12:45 pm
Lovely place... it looks like mine. But seriously, nasty people like that touch money... the same one you have in your wallet right now. Can you imagine how many bacterias you have it right now in your wallet?
October 2nd, 2008 at 06:38 am
the walls are not all THAT clean if you look closely, although I DO find those pillows unusually clean. i imagine half the nights, she doesn't even get to her bed. look how much crap is in the way.... seriously... yeah a lot of that trash looks newer but imagine all the old trash underneath. ewww. and you CANNOT fake that bathroom.
October 2nd, 2008 at 09:10 am
Once I faked farting and everyone in the van smelled it. Huh...what a weak people we are.
October 2nd, 2008 at 09:43 pm
No used condom wrappers in all that mess? What a shocker!
October 3rd, 2008 at 10:34 am
That is totally rank. It's hard to believe that someone could actually live like that.
October 4th, 2008 at 12:38 pm
caracaa ! de onde se viu um apê desses mano !! de onde veiio toda essa lixarada ?! ;P
October 5th, 2008 at 11:11 pm
ya know my wifes mom lives like that but add in sixty million cockroaches! all of her children attempt to clean her house but give up pretty quick. they all moved out as soon as legally possible. no surprise there.... I attempted to use her computer once, but after prying what appears to be dried up peanut butter from the stuck open disc drive i decided to leave it alone, and the fact that more roaches inhabit the keyboard than you can imagine.... not to mention all the cig butts and ashes. if i took pictures you all would think that this house presented here is in pristine order. ya know you live nasty when even the cats move out... i mean obviously from all the food containers that finding food was not the issue behind the missing cats.
October 8th, 2008 at 10:28 pm
It seems like this might have been an upset tenant that trashed teh place on purpose. I mean really, the cigarette butts alone make me think she went out and stole huge ash trays full. If that's what she did, brilliant!
October 12th, 2008 at 11:38 pm
Meth.... Not even once!
October 14th, 2008 at 07:39 am
This is a work of art and should be preserved carefully for future generations. It makes the mess we all produce visible. Cleaning this up is only cleaning up your conscience.
October 20th, 2008 at 03:02 am
Quote: “There is suppose to be 2 cats living here but we cant find them (we think they’re dead somewhere inside…)”
Did you check to see if the woman was in there too!???
Hmmm no bugs in any of the vids! wtf!
Love the cleaning Products.
Tut Tut World of Warcraft. she shoulda stuck to Guild Wars!
Love the Dusty Tv!
I have a feeling she's a chain smoker!
Love the ironing Board! at least she loves her clothes!
And did anyon else notice she stopped to have Fish And Chips once???
Gotta Love you Americans!! Wonder if any aussie's live like this????
*Deep in thought*
March 24th, 2009 at 05:00 pm
If the Australian neighbors that moved in a few years ago are any indication, OH GOD YES some aussies live like this.
Their place is pretty bad... they ripped out the front wall of the house and added some sort of makeshift front porch complete with piles and piles of garbage, and giant blue tarps hanging instead of doors. This is an upper middle class neighborhood, too. It's pretty sad to see... nobody is sure if they're just eccentric or if they are actually crazy. And nobody really wants to find out, because their cars have an NRA sticker on the back. And they clearly don't live like that because they're impoverished, they have two really nice cars, an Audi and a BMW. Very strange.
Pretttty scary.
October 20th, 2008 at 07:46 pm
Somebody stated that the cups would've disintegrated. However, those Whataburger cups aren't made of parrafin wax - they're styrofoam. Some fast food places do that; Whataburger is one of them. Thus, they'll last indefinitely (which is the case here).
Many people say that this is a mental illness, or a case or hoarding. I'm not so sure I agree with that. Although this was a 40-year-old caucasian woman (I won't say lady, she obviously isn't), I think that it's just a basic case of laziness. I have friends who keep a filthy apartment; it's not because they're mentally ill or have any type of hoarding thing going on. It's because they're just lazy fucks who, after finishing a meal, or a drink, or something, will set it down instead of throwing it away and never address the issue again. I have seen this in action and it gets bad. (They would probably never clean if they didn't have friends over - sometimes, negative judgment can have positive effects.) This apartment is a prime example; the pizza boxes, the cups, the food containers - they get put down in the wrong place and are never moved. The cigarette butts - ashtray's too far away, I'll just put this out on something and toss it elsewhere. The shoes and underwear in the bathroom - "I'll get it later" and it never happens. (The shit, though, and the socks - that's beyond me, I mean, damn.) This happens with many people, only in this case, it was really extreme - most people have a certain threshold for messiness and/or nastiness. Once you pass that threshold, you have the urge to clean until things are acceptable. This person obviously had quite the tolerance...or, by the time she hit her threshold level, she was in too deep and just didn't want to clean it. (I wouldn't want to tackle this either, so I mean, y'know, I can kinda understand that?)
Regardless, this is pathetic, ridiculous, hilarious, and mind-blowing. I can't fathom it, and I definitely can't stop laughing at the pictures and the comments. I feel bad for the landlords....for her, I vote death by firing squad. Damn.
October 21st, 2008 at 06:12 pm
i wanna know what happened to this chick... are we sure she's not in there somewhere?
October 23rd, 2008 at 07:56 am
LOL. Look at where there has been cigarrettes pushed back so she can move her mouse. Fantstic healthy lifestyle.
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