Clay Aiken Is Gay. Presses Not Stopped.

When I was in high school, after my brothers had been away to college, I accidentally left a porno movie in my parents VCR.  They found it and confronted me about it.  I denied vigorously that it was mine.  Then finally after a few hours I decided to man up and I walked up to my dad and I was like "Dad.  I have something to tell you.  That porno you found was mine."  And my dad looked at me and goes, "No shit moron, you're the only one who lives in this house besides me and your mother."  He was not surprised.  I am less surprised at the following news than he was about that porn being mine.  Msn.com reports:

Clay Aiken is finally confirming what many people already knew: He’s gay.

The cover of the latest People magazine shows Aiken holding his infant son, Parker Foster Aiken, with the headline: “Yes, I’m Gay.”
Here's what I think happened: Clay's publicist was like "listen, your career is at fourth and long.  You're down by six and you need a hail mary.  It's time to drop back and throw the gay bomb."  At which point Clay responded "No you fool!  It's too early!  My scientists haven't finished the gay bomb yet, but it will be ready soon.  Oh yes, soon everyone in the world will be sucking - wait, you were making a football analogy weren't you?  Ha, you were.  Disregard what I said about the scientists and gay bomb and stuff."

I love how the cover is Aiken, and it just says "Yes, I'm gay."  As if that's shocking.  Here's next week's cover:

Other crap to look at:
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Tricia Helfer's sideboob (drunkenstepfather)
Girl gets head pounded into concrete (nothingtoxic)
Shannon Sky hates clothes (gorillamask)
Should she spit or swallow? (EJB)
Desperate Housewives need desperate airbrushing (bestweekever)
Regina Feoktistova looks good in Elle (cameltap)
Doutzen Kroes in a bikini (doubleviking)
Misleading NES Box Art Covers (toplessrobot)
Axia Andreadaki is hotter than her name (hornyoyster)
Hugh Hefner talks about his sex life (theblemish)
Dad gives great driving lessons (tastybooze)
Kim Kardashian and her ass do some dancing (FListed)
A bad tattoo idea (afrojacks)
Karime Adedibe is attractive and half naked (uncoached)
Alex Romero hearts porn star Mary Carey (donchavez)