When I think of real baseball guys, George Brett is one of the first that comes to mind. He always looks like he's just bathed in pine tar and nailed three fat chicks in an effort to break an 0-21 slump. This video confirms it. I don't know if he forgot he had a mic on him, or if he just didn't give a shit, but the man can tell a story. I've shit myself before, and I've even told stories about it, but never with the gusto and showmanship that George Brett exhibits in this video. If there were a hall of fame of shitting yourself stories, he'd be a first ballot selection along with my friend Kyle who shit himself just as he walked into a job interview at AAMCO.
It only makes it funnier than he's on the Royals. As if they didn't have it bad enough, their big hero from the 80's now admits to his ass breaking wide open like a busted water main in New York during the winter (multiple times).
It's also kind of funny that you could see other people kind of backing away from George as he told his story, and he kept following them around and talking.
George Brett is legend ! not only was that the best shitting yourself story ever, but he is also the Wilt Chamberlain of MLB.... No he didn't score a 100 points in a game, he banged a lot of baseball groupie chicks !
I love how he casually segued into "whose pitching in this game" true oratory excellence
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September 23rd, 2008 at 10:45 pm
It only makes it funnier than he's on the Royals. As if they didn't have it bad enough, their big hero from the 80's now admits to his ass breaking wide open like a busted water main in New York during the winter (multiple times).
It's also kind of funny that you could see other people kind of backing away from George as he told his story, and he kept following them around and talking.
September 23rd, 2008 at 10:50 pm
It really does.
September 23rd, 2008 at 11:28 pm
George Brett is legend ! not only was that the best shitting yourself story ever, but he is also the Wilt Chamberlain of MLB.... No he didn't score a 100 points in a game, he banged a lot of baseball groupie chicks !
I love how he casually segued into "whose pitching in this game" true oratory excellence
awesome posting !
September 24th, 2008 at 12:30 am
that was friggin awesome....and why i love holy taco.
"when was the last time you shit your pants'?
i cant wait for the eddie murray true hollywood story about the time he pissed in his mothers sink.
September 24th, 2008 at 02:35 am
Wow... what else is there to say. He knows his shit.
September 24th, 2008 at 05:43 am
This is the same guy who had to sit (huhuh) out part of the 1980 world series with hemmorhoids.
September 24th, 2008 at 02:13 pm
I love how he says, "I'm good for about twice a year."
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