Write a caption for this photo of Mr. Universe and you can win a copy of Unreal Tournament III for the Xbox 360. As usual, leave your captions in the comments section. Winners will be notified via some dumbass who works at HolyTaco. Godspeed.
See last week's winners after the jizump (that's street for "jump." Fun!)
Winners: Mr. Poopoopachu: David Blaine prepares for his next stunt - living for a week in Oprah’s ass.
Runners Up: Paulito25: I think Roger is taking the whole ” Your keys are always the last place you look ” thing a little to seriously.
DonnyG: So this is how Blue Man Group was created.
Chris: Can you hear me now? Good.
AR: 3 guys, 1 elephant
C Taylor: So that’s how republicans are made!
Zach P: Well, it seems we found the problem. There’s an asshole stuck in it’s asshole. (I don't totally understand this, but it makes me smile anyway.)
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Holy Taco Goes to the Bahamas
September 23rd, 2008 at 03:54 pm
As you can see, my right side is my good side.
September 23rd, 2008 at 04:03 pm
I love how you can win "unreal tournament III" for captioning this dude's unreal haircut and huge-mongous biceps. Yay for subtlety.
September 23rd, 2008 at 04:04 pm
Chung Dao shows off the long-term effects of jacking off to hentai.
P.S. Didn't you already give away UT3 for 360?
September 23rd, 2008 at 04:05 pm
Retards have Muscles too!!
September 23rd, 2008 at 04:06 pm
And here you can see one of the worms that have infested my body. If I move my arm like this it bunches up.....Cool, huh?
September 23rd, 2008 at 04:15 pm
Arnolds weaker cousin but probably would be better running california
September 23rd, 2008 at 04:22 pm
Chase Utley has really let himself go.
September 23rd, 2008 at 04:28 pm
ITS NOT A TOOMA
September 23rd, 2008 at 04:30 pm
"Chang went to the doctor to get that sex change he had been wishing for.
Only to awake to find this lump on his arm instead of on his chest"
September 23rd, 2008 at 04:36 pm
Here we see Mr. Universe's unbelievable ability to scare his hair shorter with every arm flex. Amazing!!!
September 23rd, 2008 at 04:37 pm
China's version of The Biggest Loser has nothing to do with losing weight.
September 23rd, 2008 at 04:41 pm
This is the result of three years right-handed masturbation. I wish I had a bigger dick...
September 23rd, 2008 at 04:44 pm
Hey Ladies!
September 23rd, 2008 at 04:46 pm
Mr. Universe feels that his time has come to take on AIDS after recently hearing Chuck Norris laid defeat to them
September 23rd, 2008 at 04:48 pm
Careful: this guy dominates the 80 lb ladies arm-wrestling division.
September 23rd, 2008 at 04:53 pm
Masturbating, the key to giant guns!!
September 23rd, 2008 at 04:53 pm
"I had my arm this far in Clay's ass"
September 23rd, 2008 at 04:54 pm
a NUT? pfff you could smuggle a whole GUM drop in this bicep ya here!
September 23rd, 2008 at 04:54 pm
I rike to rift weights!
September 23rd, 2008 at 04:55 pm
Chinese steroids suck just as bad as most other Chinese goods.
September 23rd, 2008 at 05:01 pm
This is not what we meant when we said we needed Chinese muscle to help boost the economy.
September 23rd, 2008 at 05:02 pm
2018 home run leader...10 years before the steroids!!
September 23rd, 2008 at 05:08 pm
Whatcha gonna do when changs 4 inch pythons run wild on you!
September 23rd, 2008 at 05:20 pm
Bai Ling's early days.
September 23rd, 2008 at 05:21 pm
I would like to thank Palm-ela Right. Always there when I needed it most and never complained at all!
September 23rd, 2008 at 05:22 pm
The effects of steroids have finally hit baseball in Japan.
September 23rd, 2008 at 05:31 pm
I earned this gun from styling this come-over.
September 23rd, 2008 at 05:35 pm
And I thought I'd never see a chicken wing with less meat on the bone than the frog-legs they pass as wings, at Hooter's.
His arm looks like a flexi-straw!
September 23rd, 2008 at 05:45 pm
"Hey ladies, do you have a cage? For these PYTHONS!"
September 23rd, 2008 at 05:47 pm
Meet the Next Ultimate fighter. CHANG "BOWLA" CUMM
September 23rd, 2008 at 05:57 pm
I hope you brought tickets. This gun show's not free.
September 23rd, 2008 at 05:59 pm
Actually I use my left one to do battle with the purple helmeted warrior of love.
September 23rd, 2008 at 06:01 pm
....make fun of my haircut one more time and you are gonna get some of this biatch.......
September 23rd, 2008 at 06:02 pm
Look how ripped you can get by cutting your own hair
September 23rd, 2008 at 06:07 pm
"It stronger than it look. It conk me out to sleep and give me haircut. It also steal my girlfriend and get me fired from job. i hate him."
September 23rd, 2008 at 06:13 pm
Speak into the microphone Beotch!
September 23rd, 2008 at 06:17 pm
This is nothing more than Yao Ming's penis that he can flex and dress up.
September 23rd, 2008 at 06:18 pm
Ancient Chinese Secret!!
September 23rd, 2008 at 06:23 pm
Ok Rosie, I'm ready to put my whole hand in your mouth.
September 23rd, 2008 at 06:29 pm
I can haz big muskels!
September 23rd, 2008 at 06:32 pm
Ladies Ladies Ladies, please... relax.. there is plenty of the asian sensation to go around...
September 23rd, 2008 at 06:35 pm
Ladies ladies ladies... please.. there is plenty of the asian sensation to go around.. please form a line. the gunshow is for everyone.
September 23rd, 2008 at 06:52 pm
Stunt arm.
September 23rd, 2008 at 07:00 pm
Baseketball II- Japanese Crackheads
September 23rd, 2008 at 07:02 pm
rooks rike my rife had another baby girl, time to roll up the sreeves, don't want to get them ret as I hold her underwater
September 23rd, 2008 at 07:05 pm
Over 9000! Hours of masturbation!
September 23rd, 2008 at 07:08 pm
Why the USA gymnastics team lost...
September 23rd, 2008 at 07:08 pm
Damn it feels good to be a gangsta
September 23rd, 2008 at 07:15 pm
Remember when I told you I couldn't get the hamster out? yea...
September 23rd, 2008 at 07:36 pm
The Wii Fit really has made an amazing difference in changing Liu's physique.
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