When I was five I used to go over to my friends house and his mom would make him read supreme court decisions aloud, before he could go out and play. Six months ago I was talking to my dad on the phone and he goes "Oh, you remember that Fielding kid that your brother hit in the face with a potato? Your mother says she saw him outside of Taco Bell asking people if they wanted him to suck them off." I'm pretty sure Sharon Stone's kid is going to end up very similar. Perezhilton.com reports:
It seems that Sharon Stone has been overreacting to her 8-year-old son Roan's medical conditions - imagined or otherwise. Sharon Stone sought treatment for a spinal condition that never existed and, even crazier, Sharon Stone suggested Botox injections for foot odor.
Why does she have to further torture her son? is it not enough that when he turns fourteen, kids are going to run up to him with their ipods and show him freeze frames of his mother's vagina?
The only time I would ever send my child to the doctor for unnecessary injections is if the doctor was testing an experimental drug that might give my child some kind of weird deformation that at first would make kids laugh at him, but then end up being super bad ass. Like, I'll let Sharon Stone off the hook if in a couple months her kid looks like this:
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Holy Taco Goes to the Bahamas
September 29th, 2008 at 10:41 pm
"is it not enough that when he turns fourteen, kids are going to run up to him with their ipods and show him freeze frames of his mother’s vagina?"
I wonder if he'll feel a sense of nostalgia, kind of like when you drive past your first apartment.
September 30th, 2008 at 02:32 am
Yep... that kid is screwed.
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