Yawwwwn...just another boring day in Cincinnati. According to WCPO:
Police in Middletown made a rather bizarre arrest Monday night, taking into custody a woman dressed in a cow suit who was seen acting erratically.
Michelle Allen of Middletown was arrested on one count of disorderly conduct for allegedly getting in the way of traffic on Wilbraham Road and chasing children in her cow suit.
She also urinated on a neighbor's front porch, police say.
According to police, Allen talked back and threatened to cause problems in the jail if she was arrested.
Allen appeared in court Tuesday morning dressed in the suit.
It is not clear why she was wearing the costume.
It's not clear why she was wearing the cow suit? What's not clear about that? Who doesn't hang out in a cow suit right before they chase kids and piss on stuff? You can do that kind of shit in a horse suit or an aardvark suit. Sheesh.
Is that a female or cow???excellet pic!!! maybe the models love that, tell you guys we met so many hot chicks on a tall dating site " ___Tallchat.com___ "and we were playing on the site up to now,seems there are so many singel models and tall guys want to be hook up,is that you guys???
1) She has "yard boss" written all over her. Inmates with a relatively light record will be dead or near dead once she is done with them.
2) She needs to do the "top ten reasons I'm totally fucking nuts" on Letterman.
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February 1st, 2009 at 02:35 am
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January 29th, 2009 at 12:38 pm
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October 3rd, 2008 at 01:19 pm
I Think it's mad cow disease
October 2nd, 2008 at 07:29 pm
Got milk ?
October 2nd, 2008 at 07:22 pm
Why would she dress like a cow when she looks like a pig ?
October 2nd, 2008 at 02:49 pm
she's new PETA spokeswoman for their breast milk campaign
October 2nd, 2008 at 07:19 am
Why do people think what she did is wrong ???
October 2nd, 2008 at 01:09 am
My brother is an officer in the department that arrested this cow. She told the judge to "suck her udders".
September 30th, 2008 at 04:56 pm
Is that a female or cow???excellet pic!!! maybe the models love that, tell you guys we met so many hot chicks on a tall dating site " ___Tallchat.com___ "and we were playing on the site up to now,seems there are so many singel models and tall guys want to be hook up,is that you guys???
September 30th, 2008 at 01:40 pm
haha, thats sooo funny. I would have just laughed had I seen someone peeing on a porch in a costume!
September 30th, 2008 at 02:56 am
..that's not a woman
September 30th, 2008 at 01:47 am
The utters make her aerodynamic and up to 13% faster, at least they did in the test run.
September 29th, 2008 at 10:08 pm
Pratik you sound like someone who has done time.
September 29th, 2008 at 09:37 pm
I can't believe no-one got video of this. What a Riot!!!
September 29th, 2008 at 09:01 pm
I wouldn't put her in jail for two reasons:
1) She has "yard boss" written all over her. Inmates with a relatively light record will be dead or near dead once she is done with them.
2) She needs to do the "top ten reasons I'm totally fucking nuts" on Letterman.