In fifth grade my teacher announced we were going to have a "bring your dad to school" day, where we'd bring our dads in one day and they'd talk. I went home and told my dad that and he goes "Fine. Tell your teacher tomorrow is "I have a job and I can't just take off work when ever the f*&K I please" day. So, my dad didn't come. And instead I had to bring my cousin who didn't have a job and told my class a story about when he lived on this boat in Alaska and saw some dude stab himself in the face. Needless to say, he was an inappropriate person to bring to a fifth grade class. But probably not as inappropriate as Britney Spears. Dlisted.com reports:
Britney Spearscontinued her "I'm Fine, I Swear" tour by visiting P.S. 142 in the Bronx, NY this morning. Britney signed autographs for the children and posed for pictures with them.
I love publicists. There's a sex tape rumor floating around right now about Britney and her publicist is like "Okay, what's the opposite of a video of somebody getting banged? Hmmm, oh, little kids! See, that's why I'm me."
I happen to have one of the photos she took with the class. Everyone seemed to enjoy it.
Dude is that first pic photoshop? It looks like she is trying to A) rip that bottle of coke out of that kids hand or B) jerk that bottle of coke off. Either way she's doing while picking the pocket of that girl.
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Holy Taco Goes to the Bahamas
October 1st, 2008 at 09:48 am
Daddy wheres Mom oh shes at school, WOW you mean we get to see Mom at school, no shes in New York with other kids at there school. Disapointment
October 1st, 2008 at 11:56 am
Dude is that first pic photoshop? It looks like she is trying to A) rip that bottle of coke out of that kids hand or B) jerk that bottle of coke off. Either way she's doing while picking the pocket of that girl.
"I'm fine, I swear"
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