Write a caption for this beautiful work of art and you can win a copy of Armored Core: For Answer for the Xbox 360. As usual, leave your captions in the comments section. Winners will be notified via Holy Taco.
See last week's winners after the jump.
Winner:
Russ: Clay Asian
Runners Up:
Newt: As you can see, my right side is my good side.
J.L.: Bai Ling’s early days.
Steve: I earned this gun from styling this come-over.
Planed parenthoods new campain seems too be working, as girls around
the country have been chanting no glove no love.
I wonder what was the turning point?
"My husband used to call me 'Jenna the Hutt.' But for the last 1,460 days all I've eaten is Subway's NEW Sweet Chicken Teriyaki sub. And looook at me now! Thank you, Jared!"
I went to that tall dating site (I'm 5'10") and met a great looking guy who said he was 6'4" and we arranged to meet for dinner. So I put on a great dress and heels but he turned out to be 5'7", and he wanted to go dancing so he could stare at my chest all night. What a loser!! I won't go back to that site www.tallchat.com called the tall dating site!
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September 30th, 2008 at 03:20 pm
More Britney pop art. Trailer park momma Britney
September 30th, 2008 at 03:33 pm
Well damn, I didn't think that anybody was a fan of the movie "Slither".
September 30th, 2008 at 03:37 pm
An artists rendition of Jenna Jameson giving birth to Tito Ortiz's equally big head twins.
September 30th, 2008 at 03:39 pm
A new species has been found, The Vajayjay Frog
September 30th, 2008 at 03:40 pm
Next Season on "The Biggest Loser"...
September 30th, 2008 at 03:47 pm
Rotta the Huttlet
September 30th, 2008 at 03:48 pm
What happens when Nicole Kidman blow up dolls get overinflated
September 30th, 2008 at 03:50 pm
Britney still trying to revive her career.
September 30th, 2008 at 03:57 pm
Anna Nicole's tombstone??????
September 30th, 2008 at 04:00 pm
Planed parenthoods new campain seems too be working, as girls around
the country have been chanting no glove no love.
I wonder what was the turning point?
September 30th, 2008 at 04:02 pm
One day I'm gonna win this.
September 30th, 2008 at 04:03 pm
Britney Spears pregnant again!?
September 30th, 2008 at 04:06 pm
Jaba-da-Butt
September 30th, 2008 at 04:13 pm
On the other end is half a man's body wrapped in plastic.
September 30th, 2008 at 04:16 pm
In Soviet Russia, sex doll fucks you.
September 30th, 2008 at 04:18 pm
Somebody had one too many pork brains.
September 30th, 2008 at 04:20 pm
Artists new "rosie o'donnell" still life sculpture complete
September 30th, 2008 at 04:27 pm
I told them not to change my hair... now it looks nothing like me
September 30th, 2008 at 04:31 pm
I lost fourteen hundred pounds of vagina with the help of Hydroxycut!
September 30th, 2008 at 04:34 pm
It's like throwing a sausage down the Holland Tunnel.
September 30th, 2008 at 04:35 pm
Oprah as a white woman!
September 30th, 2008 at 04:38 pm
I don't know why, but it reminds me of the Bud Ice Penguin.
Doooobie Doobie Doo.
Maybe that's where he is hiding. In the vagina.
September 30th, 2008 at 04:49 pm
between goughing my eyes out and vomiting violently i didnt have a chance to think of a comment
September 30th, 2008 at 04:51 pm
"My husband used to call me 'Jenna the Hutt.' But for the last 1,460 days all I've eaten is Subway's NEW Sweet Chicken Teriyaki sub. And looook at me now! Thank you, Jared!"
September 30th, 2008 at 04:52 pm
Yellowstone: Its where I douche
September 30th, 2008 at 05:08 pm
FINALLY, even though in her late 50's, Denise Milani finally takes it all off... and sadly only 1 person is interested.
September 30th, 2008 at 05:10 pm
Geez, thats a HUGE
September 30th, 2008 at 05:11 pm
bitch...
September 30th, 2008 at 05:11 pm
I'd Hit it.
September 30th, 2008 at 05:14 pm
Wow, Sally Struthers has really slimmed down...
September 30th, 2008 at 05:15 pm
sir edmund hillary climbs mount everst and finds the wetspot!
September 30th, 2008 at 05:15 pm
I went to that tall dating site (I'm 5'10") and met a great looking guy who said he was 6'4" and we arranged to meet for dinner. So I put on a great dress and heels but he turned out to be 5'7", and he wanted to go dancing so he could stare at my chest all night. What a loser!! I won't go back to that site www.tallchat.com called the tall dating site!
September 30th, 2008 at 05:15 pm
The pro abstinence campaign has turned to art to express the horrors of sex before marriage.
September 30th, 2008 at 05:16 pm
I'd fuck her.
September 30th, 2008 at 05:19 pm
Anyone up for a threesome?
September 30th, 2008 at 05:20 pm
You know you are huge when you are covered in flour and you still can't find the wet spot.
September 30th, 2008 at 05:20 pm
"talk about mudflaps, my girl's got 'em..."
September 30th, 2008 at 05:22 pm
I bet her vag feels like screwing a wet paper bag...
September 30th, 2008 at 05:22 pm
OK, so I rolled her in flour...now I look for what?
September 30th, 2008 at 05:23 pm
Supa Fupa!!!
September 30th, 2008 at 05:26 pm
"I can lift a Butterball turkey off of the floor with my hands tied behind my back."
September 30th, 2008 at 05:27 pm
My head coaching record at Notre Dame is misleading...
September 30th, 2008 at 05:31 pm
"Hon! I think I found the remote! Bring the pliers."
September 30th, 2008 at 05:34 pm
Since I won that new XBOX 360 my butt is getting alittle big, Don't ya think!
September 30th, 2008 at 05:37 pm
The Gelgamek vagina is 3 feet wide and filled with razor sharp teeth, do you really expect us to have sex with them?!!!!
September 30th, 2008 at 05:37 pm
What Michelangelo's David is really looking at ..
September 30th, 2008 at 05:39 pm
More Cushin' for the Pushin.
September 30th, 2008 at 05:41 pm
sooo. after a few pounds, new hairdo and some flour, this is what I'll look like? hmmm
September 30th, 2008 at 05:43 pm
It's OK, the sculpting chisel always adds 200 pounds.
September 30th, 2008 at 05:43 pm
"This blond hair dye is supposed to have a side effect... Whatever it is, my hair looks fantastic."
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