Jodie Marsh

October 6th, 2008 | 11:29 am

Age: 29

Where you've seen her: Jodie Marsh is England's favorite gigantically busty trainwreck celebrity. She started her career in no-name movies and TV shows, then made her way to Celebrity Big Brother UK, where she was the first to get kicked off, despite having giant mams. Then she got her own reality show and started feuding with other "celebs" in public. Now she's flashing her panties to get attention. Looks like England is really catching up with Hollywood' when it comes to whoring celebridiots. Good for them!

Pointless quote: "I actually wanted to punch her [English journalist Jody Thompson] in the face. Lesbian, blatantly! That short hair! And butch, looks like a man . . . She was a bitch from hell, she was a complete cow."

9 Responses to "Jodie Marsh"

  1. scotland Says:

    I LIKE JODIE MARSH VERY HOT I WOULD LOVE HAVE UNIFORM FUN WITH HER AND BIG TITS ALL NIGHT

  2. cunty cuntall Says:

    If you don't like her face - then bend her over, bang one up her ass, and make them titties swing. It works with my Nana !!!

  3. Bernie Says:

    If the poms don't like this big titted bitch she should come down to Australia as she'd fit right in. At least she wont have a bunch of wingen poms complainin like they love to do about everything.
    We dont care if she wants to flash bits of her body for whatever reason, good for her I say and the poms loss if she does come. Strooth some people are hard to please eh?

  4. oliver_sudden Says:

    S.L.A.G.

  5. zander Says:

    yall fuckin stupid this bitch is hot

  6. Word Says:

    Hot. Undeniably hot. This chick is what all women should look like.

  7. Pratik Says:

    Two possible responses to this:

    1. She seriously needs a tan.
    2. England has perfected the "female guido" prototype.
    3. What part of her isn't plastic/silicone?

  8. SkeetSkeet Says:

    i wanna shoot a dna sample on those tits

  9. Sprmcandy Says:

    YUCK.