These Monkeys Sling Suds, Not Poop

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I know we're at war and we're one month away from an election, but I just have one unpatriotic question: Why does the USA suck so much? Sure, we have free speech and a shitload of Burger Kings, but where are our restaurants that employ monkey waiters? All the recent talk of how we're run by the free market isn't holding much water when Japan is kicking our ass in the "Mind-Blowing Ideas That Will Make A Lot Of Money" department. Do you understand how many times I would eat at a restaurant that had macaque monkeys bringing me a beer in exchange for boiled soybeans? I would be there for breakfast, brunch, lunch, lupper, linner, dinner, supper and a midnight snack. And then I might pop in there just to say "hi" if i had a spare moment between linner and dinner.

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