Give-A-Wednesday: Win Season 2 Of The Sarah Silverman Program

October 7th, 2008 | 03:06 pm

Let us know what this fancy gentleman is thinking and you can win Season 2 of the Sarah Silverman Program.

See last week's winners after the jump:


Winner:
nodoczerodownteaser My head coaching record at Notre Dame is misleading…

Runners Up:
Macker: “talk about mudflaps, my girl’s got ‘em…”

Pete: The sculpting chisel always adds 200 pounds.

Derrik: The Gelgamek vagina is 3 feet wide and filled with razor sharp teeth, do you really expect us to have sex with them?!!!! (Ed. Note: This is possibly my favorite South Park quote ever.)

Ryan O: Kirstie Alley: A Retrospective.

Exile: I call this statue “Six Months After the Wedding”

Keith: this ate gilbert grape

Marcus: Queen La Queefa

Big Rip: A tribute to all wingmen lost in action.

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127 Responses to "Give-A-Wednesday: Win Season 2 Of The Sarah Silverman Program"

  1. thebiz Says:

    bein coool aint easy.......Squares!!!

  2. richard Says:

    The low budget sequel to 'Snakes on a Plane' did not fair well at the box office.

  3. baba Says:

    "Sitting-jacks"

  4. baba Says:

    I can inflate my ego with these handlebars, these handlebars, these handlebars, and I can stretch the epicondyle of the humerus, the humerus, the humerus.

  5. Michael Says:

    With these new handle bars I saved a ton of money on my deodorant.

  6. Michael Says:

    Think this is bad ass, wait until you see my lawn mower.

  7. Mikeee Says:

    Damn...this bike is so bad-ass my handlebars shit themselves...

  8. Ronald McDinkald Says:

    Shaquille O'Neil is gonna be pissed when he finds out someone stole his hog.

  9. your mom Says:

    YAY I"M RIDING DADDY'S BIKE!!!!

  10. Sean Says:

    Channeling Nixon's famous pose - the crew at American Choppers have delivered the long awaited Republican theme bike.

  11. Jeff Says:

    No brain , no pain !!!

  12. Jeff Says:

    Why is everyone pointing at me and laughing ?

  13. Gumby Says:

    Tonight’s Special: Flame-kissed redneck douche bag skewers, slightly charred, fresh off the Missouri pavement

  14. vinman27 Says:

    how big is timmy...... how big is timmyyyyyyy.....
    SO BIG!

  15. Olddude Says:

    Notice Me! Notice Me! I paid 30,000 for this custom motorcycle to compensate for me short penis, notice me!

  16. DIVINITY612 Says:

    Talk about over compensation!! I didn't know Matt Roloff had a hog!

  17. Viixxxenn Says:

    Fuck I"m really sorry, but I couldn't swerve around the dog.

  18. Jaybird Says:

    Where's Matthew Broderick when you need him?

  19. 2thPik Says:

    Yeah, the tassels ARE a bit much, but they compliment the paint job so well.

  20. Man Eating Chicken Says:

    Man in Car: "Look at the bike! The paint job is God-awful!"

  21. KTFO Says:

    @ darylo: I believe this turd burgler is hispanic so the correct quote would be: El Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

  22. KTFO Says:

    I'm going to win the uber-douche award this year if it kills me!

  23. T Says:

    From the new CMT series, 'Trick on a Bike.'

  24. Jeff Says:

    I have to velcro my ass to the seat or I will look like an even bigger 'tard !!

  25. Jeff Says:

    You can't fix stupid !!!

  26. Fah Cue Says:

    Where are the two old hillbillys from Easyrider when you need them?

  27. JG Says:

    Back in '82, I used to be able to throw a pigskin a quarter mile.

  28. FrogSoda Says:

    Todd Palin looks hot on a bike.

  29. HBLocal Says:

    Alright Little Tykes finally came out with an adult version of thier Big Boys Bike sit and ride motorcycle.

  30. richard ward Says:

    Larry told the bikemaker " make me a cool bike , i want to surrender to the joys of the open road.

  31. Richard ward Says:

    Larry finally figured how to take his pet eels on trips without them dragging when he slowed down.

  32. MG Says:

    I asked the wizard for additional length (wink, wink), I think he misunderstood......

  33. Just Ridiculous Says:

    Life is like these here handle bars... long and hard. Oh wait... or is it I am a lot like these here handle bars... long, hard, shiny and only gripped by strong hands....

  34. MG Says:

    Where's the Beef??

  35. Matt G Says:

    Strong enough for a Man but PHAT balanced for a biker

  36. Matt Says:

    Someone caught the fever for the flavor of a Pringle....

  37. MG Says:

    My Anaconda don't want none unless it got Long Handle Bars hun.

  38. Matt G Says:

    Tony Danza is still alive??

  39. Scooter J Says:

    Just another casual friday at the DOT district office

  40. Roman Says:

    Jack Links Messing With Sasquatch: "Let's see them top this prank! I stole that Hairy Bastards BIKE!!!!"

  41. Seth Says:

    bikers are hardcore...

  42. Henry G Says:

    So what the fuck are we winning a holy taco card or a chance to give sarah silverman a cleveland steamer

  43. Henry G Says:

    So what fuck are we winning a holy taco credit card or a date with sarah silverman

  44. bubba Says:

    "touchdown"

  45. Monty Says:

    DOES THIS MAKE ME COOL?

  46. Zero In Says:

    This way I'll never be upwind of anyone ever again.

  47. Zero In Says:

    ... and I thought doing pull ups on the way to work would save time...

  48. Matt G Says:

    I bet his Penis is bigger than mine.

  49. John Says:

    Missouri- Home of the S & M hog.

  50. Matt G Says:

    Double the mint, double the pleasure.

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