Give-A-Wednesday: Win Season 2 Of The Sarah Silverman Program

October 7th, 2008 | 02:06 pm
Let us know what this fancy gentleman is thinking and you can win Season 2 of the Sarah Silverman Program. See last week's winners after the jump:
Winner: nodoczerodownteaser My head coaching record at Notre Dame is misleading… Runners Up: Macker: “talk about mudflaps, my girl’s got ‘em…” Pete: The sculpting chisel always adds 200 pounds. Derrik: The Gelgamek vagina is 3 feet wide and filled with razor sharp teeth, do you really expect us to have sex with them?!!!! (Ed. Note: This is possibly my favorite South Park quote ever.) Ryan O: Kirstie Alley: A Retrospective. Exile: I call this statue “Six Months After the Wedding” Keith: this ate gilbert grape Marcus: Queen La Queefa Big Rip: A tribute to all wingmen lost in action.
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127 Responses to "Give-A-Wednesday: Win Season 2 Of The Sarah Silverman Program"

  1. steve Says:

    Its easier to air out this way than it is to bathe.

  2. Bryan Says:

    "Long and Hard...that's how I like to ride it."

  3. Ed Says:

    Yeeee haaaaw

  4. Food Marathon Says:

    "Go Go Gadget Handlebars!"

  5. Jayrock Says:

    A normal sized person sure looks dumb riding shaq's chopper..

  6. Shmimz Says:

    Midget awareness day... live a day in their small ass shoes.....

  7. Mike D Says:

    Raise both hands if you're a complete douche bag.

  8. Andrew Says:

    On your right you'll notice the exit for the Missouri Department of Transportation - District Office and some guy trying out for an Old Spice commercial

  9. William Says:

    Talk about small mans complex...

  10. Grizzlebees Says:

    This is what happens when you order motorcycle parts out of a Big and Tall catalog

  11. d0zer Says:

    The "Y" member of the YMCA Biker Gang.

  12. baba Says:

    I know, the flames were going a little overboard.

  13. JT Says:

    Raise both hands if you look like a fucking idiot...

  14. Colorado Mike Says:

    Almost there. Must... hold... on...

  15. DaveW Says:

    Motorcyclist Mocks McCain's Straight Talk Express by being able to lift his hands above his shoulders.

  16. baba Says:

    Don't take out the bike, Dad said.

    Won't be able to reach the handlebars, he said.

  17. B.S. Winner Says:

    I am sorry to say but this weeks winner was the stupidest you have picked. Although I didn't even make the "runner up list" this week. I felt there were atleast 3 runner up's this week that could of won. Holy Taco your losing your edge!!!

  18. Paul Says:

    It's fun to stay at the Y-M-C-A, ... Everybody now!!

  19. Tony Danza Says:

    ...after my misleading career at Notre Dame I bought the misleading Monkey bars for my hog!!

  20. Paul Says:

    Damn you D0zer!!

  21. Joe Says:

    Who you callin sissy????

  22. MG Says:

    Just showing the size, just showing the size

  23. Larry Says:

    Another victim of a misleading craigslist add.

  24. Mathew Says:

    Quick do your best Jesus impression.

  25. Matt Says:

    Usually fatal motorcycle accidents are a tragedy. Usually.

  26. macker Says:

    Look Ma...No brains!

  27. nodoczerodownteaser Says:

    B.S. Winner,

    Nobody likes a hater. Better luck next time, Skippy.

  28. Chris Says:

    Forget the $25 dollar fee. This is the REAL Jesse James bad check policy.

  29. sportsguy Says:

    In the latest news, a biker died while the riding a newly released Joe Montana edition motorcycle.

  30. Timmy the Tumor Says:

    Hasbro's Power Wheels "Douchebag Midget Biker" edition premieres just in time for the 2008 Christmas buying season.

  31. Stewmeat Says:

    Ape hangers? more like douche hangers.

  32. Bentoboxx Says:

    After a thorough 112 point inspection, Ron the Bike Mechanic decided to personally return the bike to Yao Ming himself.

  33. Jagoff Says:

    I bet he thinks people who drive 4 wheel vehicles look stupid

  34. Gymmonster69 Says:

    John McCain can't drive this hog...

  35. Dre Says:

    Raise your hands if your SURE!!!

  36. kyle Says:

    bike mechanic: "sir, if the handlebars get any longer, you won't be able to sit down and reach them..."
    biker: "do i really need to sit?"

  37. baba Says:

    The Lynchmobile.

  38. baba Says:

    Honestly, I think this week's picture is just not that captionable.

    With that being said, man there must be a shitonne of bugs on that douche's vest.

  39. Eduardo Says:

    Biker: "I dunno why I did this, I guess I just have a thing for long, hard shafts."

  40. Eduardo Says:

    Biker: "Because comfort and practicality is for pussies."

  41. fratrick bateman Says:

    new age form of transportation meets middle age form of spiritual purification.... the rack!

  42. darylo Says:

    WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

  43. Wright Says:

    you know how I know your gay

  44. rob Says:

    "No, seriously, how the fuck do I turn this thing?"

  45. Wright Says:

    Who farted?? BEANIE!!!!!!

  46. STEVIC Says:

    "Well since theres no such thing as a sex change to become a monkey, i went to further elements to achieve my dreams, 21st century style!"

  47. CB Says:

    Earl finally found a cure for his B.O. problem.

  48. CB Says:

    This is why you should always read the directions before assembly.

  49. B-rad Says:

    In Soviet Russia, bike rides you!

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