Let us know what this fancy gentleman is thinking and you can win Season 2 of the Sarah Silverman Program. See last week's winners after the jump:
Winner:nodoczerodownteaser My head coaching record at Notre Dame is misleading… Runners Up:Macker: “talk about mudflaps, my girl’s got ‘em…” Pete: The sculpting chisel always adds 200 pounds. Derrik: The Gelgamek vagina is 3 feet wide and filled with razor sharp teeth, do you really expect us to have sex with them?!!!! (Ed. Note: This is possibly my favorite South Park quote ever.) Ryan O: Kirstie Alley: A Retrospective. Exile: I call this statue “Six Months After the Wedding” Keith: this ate gilbert grape Marcus: Queen La Queefa Big Rip: A tribute to all wingmen lost in action.
Life is like these here handle bars... long and hard. Oh wait... or is it I am a lot like these here handle bars... long, hard, shiny and only gripped by strong hands....
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Holy Taco Goes to the Bahamas
October 7th, 2008 at 09:09 pm
New on DVD...Honey I Shrunk The White Trash
October 7th, 2008 at 09:17 pm
Compensating
October 7th, 2008 at 09:47 pm
Do these streamers make me look retarded?
October 7th, 2008 at 10:23 pm
WHEEEE, look at me on the monkeey bars, WHEEEE
October 7th, 2008 at 10:44 pm
Missouri Department of Transportation District Office Next right
October 7th, 2008 at 10:56 pm
i love my motorcycle this much!
October 8th, 2008 at 12:12 am
"Don't care much 'bout the bike, so long as I can get away from Silverman and all her terrible vagina jokes."
October 8th, 2008 at 12:15 am
Roscoe likes to stay in practice for when he hears those all too familiar words "Put your hands up and step away from the child!".
October 8th, 2008 at 12:22 am
Taking "Bikers for Jesus" a little too far
October 8th, 2008 at 12:34 am
To the posters who are making fun of McCain raising his arms:
McCain broke both his arms and legs when his plane crashed in Vietnam.
When the Vietnamese found him, they threw him in POW prison for 7 years.
No doctor set his bones, no cast, no physical therapy, his bones just healed anyway they could.
He married a rich wife, and could have spent the rest of his life sitting on his rear, and feeling sorry for himself.
.....I'm not saying vote for the guy, but seriously don't rag on him for not being able to raise his arms.
Oh and the reason one side of his face sticks out more than the other is because he has been treated for skin cancer four times.
If you don't believe me look it up.
October 8th, 2008 at 12:45 am
The New "Raise Your Hands above your Head" John McCain Chopper, get yours today.
October 8th, 2008 at 04:40 am
"still not as retarded looking as the coolest scooter."
October 8th, 2008 at 05:33 am
Who the fuck wants a Sarah Silverman DVD?
October 8th, 2008 at 11:23 am
It's a great way to get from point A to B and work your lats.
October 8th, 2008 at 11:25 am
The tassles are what completes the ensemble.
October 8th, 2008 at 11:26 am
And Easyrider says the kick is GOOD!
October 8th, 2008 at 11:43 am
"Who's Motorcycle is this?"
"Zed's"
"Who's Zed?"
"Zed's dead, baby. Zed's Dead..."
October 8th, 2008 at 12:11 pm
What kind of jaggoff steals Yao Ming's motorcycle
October 8th, 2008 at 12:26 pm
You know what they say... The bigger the handle bars the bigger... oh wait that's not it.
October 8th, 2008 at 12:51 pm
The return of the flying X!
October 8th, 2008 at 02:07 pm
"Who ever thought a neglected and abused child could turn out so damn well? Joke is on you mom, joke is on you."
October 8th, 2008 at 02:42 pm
I'd rather have the gift certificate, and I don't even like burritos.
October 8th, 2008 at 03:11 pm
I wonder how many Mexican's can fit on that thing?
October 8th, 2008 at 03:55 pm
I knew when I won this bike I was just a lil too short. But what the hey it reminds me of my gobot
October 8th, 2008 at 05:50 pm
Shaq doesn't need LoJac
October 8th, 2008 at 06:28 pm
I once caught a fish this Big.
October 8th, 2008 at 06:48 pm
Plop, Plop, Fizz, Fizz oh what a relief it is.
October 8th, 2008 at 06:49 pm
Double the mint, double the pleasure.
October 8th, 2008 at 06:50 pm
Missouri- Home of the S & M hog.
October 8th, 2008 at 06:50 pm
I bet his Penis is bigger than mine.
October 8th, 2008 at 07:37 pm
... and I thought doing pull ups on the way to work would save time...
October 8th, 2008 at 07:38 pm
This way I'll never be upwind of anyone ever again.
October 8th, 2008 at 08:56 pm
DOES THIS MAKE ME COOL?
October 8th, 2008 at 11:37 pm
"touchdown"
October 9th, 2008 at 01:57 am
So what fuck are we winning a holy taco credit card or a date with sarah silverman
October 9th, 2008 at 02:02 am
So what the fuck are we winning a holy taco card or a chance to give sarah silverman a cleveland steamer
October 9th, 2008 at 04:56 am
bikers are hardcore...
October 9th, 2008 at 01:11 pm
Jack Links Messing With Sasquatch: "Let's see them top this prank! I stole that Hairy Bastards BIKE!!!!"
October 9th, 2008 at 03:05 pm
Just another casual friday at the DOT district office
October 9th, 2008 at 04:14 pm
Tony Danza is still alive??
October 9th, 2008 at 04:16 pm
My Anaconda don't want none unless it got Long Handle Bars hun.
October 9th, 2008 at 04:18 pm
Someone caught the fever for the flavor of a Pringle....
October 9th, 2008 at 04:20 pm
Strong enough for a Man but PHAT balanced for a biker
October 9th, 2008 at 04:22 pm
Where's the Beef??
October 9th, 2008 at 04:29 pm
Life is like these here handle bars... long and hard. Oh wait... or is it I am a lot like these here handle bars... long, hard, shiny and only gripped by strong hands....
October 9th, 2008 at 04:43 pm
I asked the wizard for additional length (wink, wink), I think he misunderstood......
October 9th, 2008 at 06:37 pm
Larry finally figured how to take his pet eels on trips without them dragging when he slowed down.
October 9th, 2008 at 06:40 pm
Larry told the bikemaker " make me a cool bike , i want to surrender to the joys of the open road.
October 9th, 2008 at 06:54 pm
Alright Little Tykes finally came out with an adult version of thier Big Boys Bike sit and ride motorcycle.
October 9th, 2008 at 10:27 pm
Todd Palin looks hot on a bike.
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