Let us know what this fancy gentleman is thinking and you can win Season 2 of the Sarah Silverman Program. See last week's winners after the jump:
Winner:nodoczerodownteaser My head coaching record at Notre Dame is misleading… Runners Up:Macker: “talk about mudflaps, my girl’s got ‘em…” Pete: The sculpting chisel always adds 200 pounds. Derrik: The Gelgamek vagina is 3 feet wide and filled with razor sharp teeth, do you really expect us to have sex with them?!!!! (Ed. Note: This is possibly my favorite South Park quote ever.) Ryan O: Kirstie Alley: A Retrospective. Exile: I call this statue “Six Months After the Wedding” Keith: this ate gilbert grape Marcus: Queen La Queefa Big Rip: A tribute to all wingmen lost in action.
I can inflate my ego with these handlebars, these handlebars, these handlebars, and I can stretch the epicondyle of the humerus, the humerus, the humerus.
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Holy Taco Goes to the Bahamas
October 10th, 2008 at 01:01 am
Back in '82, I used to be able to throw a pigskin a quarter mile.
October 10th, 2008 at 02:45 am
Where are the two old hillbillys from Easyrider when you need them?
October 10th, 2008 at 10:42 am
You can't fix stupid !!!
October 10th, 2008 at 10:44 am
I have to velcro my ass to the seat or I will look like an even bigger 'tard !!
October 10th, 2008 at 05:40 pm
From the new CMT series, 'Trick on a Bike.'
October 11th, 2008 at 08:24 am
I'm going to win the uber-douche award this year if it kills me!
October 11th, 2008 at 08:26 am
@ darylo: I believe this turd burgler is hispanic so the correct quote would be: El Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
October 11th, 2008 at 05:31 pm
Man in Car: "Look at the bike! The paint job is God-awful!"
October 11th, 2008 at 05:47 pm
Yeah, the tassels ARE a bit much, but they compliment the paint job so well.
October 11th, 2008 at 06:24 pm
Where's Matthew Broderick when you need him?
October 11th, 2008 at 09:04 pm
Fuck I"m really sorry, but I couldn't swerve around the dog.
October 12th, 2008 at 03:25 am
Talk about over compensation!! I didn't know Matt Roloff had a hog!
October 12th, 2008 at 04:27 am
Notice Me! Notice Me! I paid 30,000 for this custom motorcycle to compensate for me short penis, notice me!
October 12th, 2008 at 12:19 pm
how big is timmy...... how big is timmyyyyyyy.....
SO BIG!
October 12th, 2008 at 05:29 pm
Tonight’s Special: Flame-kissed redneck douche bag skewers, slightly charred, fresh off the Missouri pavement
October 13th, 2008 at 01:29 am
Why is everyone pointing at me and laughing ?
October 13th, 2008 at 01:33 am
No brain , no pain !!!
October 13th, 2008 at 05:02 pm
Channeling Nixon's famous pose - the crew at American Choppers have delivered the long awaited Republican theme bike.
October 14th, 2008 at 01:05 am
YAY I"M RIDING DADDY'S BIKE!!!!
October 14th, 2008 at 02:34 am
Shaquille O'Neil is gonna be pissed when he finds out someone stole his hog.
October 14th, 2008 at 04:48 am
Damn...this bike is so bad-ass my handlebars shit themselves...
October 14th, 2008 at 01:39 pm
Think this is bad ass, wait until you see my lawn mower.
October 14th, 2008 at 01:41 pm
With these new handle bars I saved a ton of money on my deodorant.
October 14th, 2008 at 02:11 pm
I can inflate my ego with these handlebars, these handlebars, these handlebars, and I can stretch the epicondyle of the humerus, the humerus, the humerus.
October 14th, 2008 at 02:12 pm
"Sitting-jacks"
October 14th, 2008 at 08:25 pm
The low budget sequel to 'Snakes on a Plane' did not fair well at the box office.
October 15th, 2008 at 12:10 am
bein coool aint easy.......Squares!!!
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