How Super Heroes Are Affected By The Economy

October 7th, 2008 | 06:00 pm

The current downturn in the economy is forcing everyone to watch what they spend, and in some cases, get another job. No one is safe, not even our caped crusaders.

9. Spider-Man Goes To Work For Animal Control

8. Iron Man Has To Sell Most Of His Suit And Redesign It With Cheaper Parts

7. Aquaman Is Forced To Take Guest Starring Roles

6. Captain America Is Outsourced

5. The Flash Makes Sure Your Packages Arrive On Time

4. Wonder Woman And Friends Go Where The Tips Are Best

3. The Hulk Starts His Own Moving Company

2. X-Men Have To Fly Coach

1. Batman Will Do ANYTHING For 30 Dollars

11 Responses to "How Super Heroes Are Affected By The Economy"

  1. dead head banger Says:

    Like aquaman ever did anything any more meaningful than that, anyway... It was a step up, if anything.

  2. Vinnie Says:

    that iron man one was pretty retarded--but the batman one was exceptional. i also really liked the aquaman cameo.

  3. ProfessorMurder Says:

    Batman is gay, he's not no powers, just a rich douchey orphan.

  4. Blake Williams Says:

    That Ironman photo belongs on display somewhere

  5. bennyt Says:

    WOW...Just heard my bros told me some hot models are putting up their profile on a tall dating site ___ www.Tallchat.com ___,are they just on fire or what??

  6. hooligan Says:

    Bwahahahahaha!! You sonofabitch!! I was born in Guatemala, that shit is hilarious even if we don't wear sombreros or eat tacos down there. The Batman one was funny as hell too!

  7. Pratik Says:

    Aww man... why'd you have to make Batman gay? That's not cool. Superman taking it up the ass would've been more appropriate.

  8. K-sizzle Says:

    You guys do the best cheese-dick photoshop ever!

  9. JT Says:

    Are you sure that's not just Batman with Robin?

  10. f-bomb Says:

    Figures Robin would wear briefs. Shmuck.

  11. Dan Suzuki Says:

    batman a lil gay gay