October 8th, 2008 | 08:28


Chicks like a stocked fridge - Watch more free videos

I guess I didn't realize that, because there are so many different types of women in the world, that you need to keep your fridge and pantry fully stocked to be prepared to suit their needs. How do you expect to have sex with a single mother if you aren't able to distract her young child with a freezer pop if there are no freezer pops in your freezer? How do you expect to keep an overweight girl interested if you have no ice cream sandwiches? And how are you going to impress a hoodrat if you don't have 18 cans of Cherry Coke? Thanks to this informative video, you can now answer life's most difficult questions.

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39 Responses to "If Your Fridge Is Stocked, You Will Get The Women"

  1. Big Jim. Says:

    Yo nigga, u iz 1 crazy ass bitch dude! Fkin rolling wid dat chrome bin man, u iz well up in da hoodz bruv. Only thing u'z nigga id missin is da mac-10 in the shelf, wen u be doin dem drive-by's on white niggas.

    He more then likely stole everything he owns.

  2. D-ray Says:

    probably not even his house, why would he be fascinated by the chrome bin if he bought the bloody thing?

  3. K-Dogg Says:

    It's "nigg-A," not "nigg-er," a$$hole Homeslice piece of $hit!

  4. K-Dogg Says:

    True 'dat! True gangstaz in da nizzow!

  5. vostok Says:

    since when has 'blue' been a flavour?
    funny video tho....
    best thing is there really is people like this!

  6. Nibbit106 Says:

    ohmygaaaaaad
    yu hav so many flayvourrzzz
    this is crayzzeee
    i dont even know which one to take

    big megalolz

  7. Says:

    theres a reason for them cotton fields hes it

  8. Says:

    you are fucken retarded man

  9. massacre? Says:

    LMAO.
    i saw this on a paintball forum.
    didnt expect that. i want his house.
    well...atleast the fridge, pantry thing, and the living room.
    i wonder if he was passing his indoor weed farm when he was covering the lense...

  10. acehole Says:

    1) i love getting money and getting paid. in that order.
    2) what a creative way to use food stamps/crack sale money

  11. SickBoy Says:

    "Oh yeah, nigga made a pizza. Ah ha ha!"

    That added nothing to the rest of the video, but the video definitely wouldn't be as good without it.

  12. playapimpin Says:

    OMG I love this guy! xD
    HILARIOUS!

  13. bum bum Says:

    only in a nigga world

  14. michinmuri Says:

    droppin' vagina panties everything.

    READ: droppin' vagina, panties, everything.

    Brotha's don't speak with comma's.

  15. Evillincoln!? Says:

    If saying the word "nigga" 300 times & cursing 500 times & single handedly reinforcing every racial stereotype for black folk makes you a genius...
    Than I'm dumber than Meatwad.

  16. Bobbo Says:

    that entire thing was done in one take. this guy is a genius!

  17. XXXFOXXY Says:

    Oh shit, you is classy like a muthafucka.

  18. Chito Says:

    What do you eat tho

  19. rob Says:

    totally awesome

  20. Kimbo Says:

    I like his style but I would stock the fridge with some beer if you got ps3 and x-box you need the beer. Kimbo would approve.

  21. Terry Says:

    lol this jig spent his whole burger king money on drinks.

  22. Venser Says:

    Shit, dude, I'm drinking Green Tea right now! It clears out your system, while giving you energy, dude!

  23. Ironman Says:

    That shit is funny, and yet true! Nigga ain't lyin!

  24. Mike Says:

    It's fucking satire. Goddamn you people are racist!

  25. jeff Says:

    i literally couldn't understand the first 20 words out of his mouth. can't believe people actually talk like this in real life.

  26. RR Says:

    Chrome garbage can homie. Got that shit from Bed Bath and Beyond Son. That shits gangsta

  27. Roc Says:

    I can't believe no one else noticed this... There's NO GODDAMN BEER ARRGHH!

  28. Working Says:

    Those koolaid bottles do xplode like fukin grenades fo sho bizzle nizzle grizzle

  29. Buddy Ice Says:

    I kind of laughed because this was so over the top; but at the same time I cried a little inside, because I have this strange feeling that this wasn't a joke.

    P.S. I hope he has good health insurance because the diabetes is a a bitch; know what I'm sayin' homeslice?

  30. mat Says:

    You need your own commercial that was very very good.

  31. Woody Says:

    Hahaha at blaar

  32. IS Says:

    he forgot the grape soda, must have been busy polishing his trashcan. They spinning they spinnin!

  33. SM Says:

    Too bad the fridge will be stocked for the next owner when the house is foreclosed. No, I don't know what you're sayin'!

  34. blaar Says:

    seems more like ur tryin to attract stoners to me.

  35. JT Says:

    Yep, gotta have the drink variety for them classy bitches...

  36. Kevin Says:

    he got 4, 7, 8, 9 different flavors of cereal but he aint got no milk!?

  37. g Says:

    I couldn't understand a word that dude said.

    But one thing that I did get from that whole thing...

    Get Money...

    Get Paid...

    uhhhhh...ok... in that order?

  38. Silly Putty Says:

    ok, ok, fuck dat shit, fuck dat shit.

  39. huh Says:

    Whats a vagina Panty?

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