People Like To Smack The Crap Out Of Zac Efron

October 9th, 2008 | 10:03 pm

There's just some people, when you see them, you just want to smack the shit out of them. Zac Efron is one of those people. And the dude in the above left of this picture is about to smack the shit out of him. Dailymail reports:

A man,thought to be a deranged 'fan', lunged at High School Musical star Zac Efron as he left a West End theatre [in London] last night.

The bespectacled attacker, who was carrying a laptop computer under one arm, was then said to have lunged forward and tried to grab his hair.
Why do they immediately assume he's "deranged?" Because he tried to smack the shit out of Zac Efron? Let me ask you this; If you just finished up working on your laptop and you were walking down the street and Zac Efron walked past you, wouldn't you consider smacking the shit out of him? I think you'd at least consider it. Now imagine the same scenario, except you lived in London where it's cold and rainy all the time and the chicks are really pasty white and out of shape. I think that could transform 'considering it" to "actually smacking the shit out of him."

Here's the problem with these High School Musical people; The only part of the population that finds them entertaining are kids. And kids can't do shit for themselves, so you have to take them to see these movies and you have to buy these movies for them on DVD. And you have to sit in the house while they watch these movies. So you're forced to have some kind of contact with something you'd never have contact with normally, because you don't like it. If I had to live in a house made of broccoli, and I left my house and walked past a bushel of broccoli, i might flip the f*&k out and overturn that bushel. That's right, I made a non-sensical analogy, it's friday, F you.

Anyway, I actually know the real reason why the dude attacked Zac. Check out what he was wearing.

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32 Responses to "People Like To Smack The Crap Out Of Zac Efron"

  1. Anonymous Says:

    WOW you guys have to start shit all the time dont you??? its soooooo OBVIOUS that you pasted his face on Zac Efron's shirt.....GET A LIFE.

  2. Reagan [; Says:

    The shirt Zac efron is wearing is not actually a shirt. if u look at it, someone pasted the words and the guys face on his plain white shirt. thats stupid. and i dont get why people would wanna smack the shit out of him? he didnt do anything. stupid people :P

  3. Anonymous Says:

    Wow. I had no idea people were this stupid. "The shirt Zac Efron is wearing is not actually a shirt". No fucking duh, dumb ass. How long did it take you to figure that one out?

  4. ellie Says:

    roflmao. funny funny. not just the story, the dorks who are actually getting UPSET by it.

    XD

  5. Anonymous Says:

    Maybe he just wanted to smack hi girlfriend. Bitch's a hoe.

  6. confused and curious Says:

    wow OMG that is the same look, these stupid gossip people!! thats horrible.

  7. confused and curious Says:

    I have no problem with Zac efron...he's alright he's got a good voice and he's not ugly but wearing a shirt with a guys face on it that says "this guy's a douche", that's really uncalled for...I would have curb stomped his face, but that's just me. I think that's a bad influence on his fan's which ARE mostly little kids who have seen his movies. ANYBODY with common sense would say that because of that shirt he does deserve to get smacked

  8. Anonymous Says:

    I like Zac Efron and hes a good guy. Theres no reason to hit him. And that shirt is photoshoped and you can tell. It looks like shit. I can photoshop better than that.

  9. Anonymous Says:

    jealousy pure jealousy. why r u hatin on ppls success? cuz ur ass couldnt do shit with your life so you take it out on someone youll never meet ahaha pathetic. get a life and leave these kids alone. just cuz your no talent non goal oriented ass cant be famous like dem dont take it out on them.

  10. Anonymous Says:

    Let me get something straight with you. Zac Efron's shirt was photoshopped who is stupid enough to do that when you know you'll get slapped. Besides it's the same face that they guy had on when he went to slap Zac so how can that be the reason. you suck if you think that picture is actually believeable

  11. Ric Says:

    I had no idea that such dim people existed.

  12. JOANA Says:

    thAT NOT RIGTH I WILL SLAP JAZ RITH BACK BECAUSE ZAC IZ JEST A YOUNG ADLET.

  13. Anonymous Says:

    wow. i had no idea someone could have such horrible spelling. i don't even know what you're trying to say at all. try speaking like an actual person. adlet? is that supposed to say adult somehow? all i can say is...wow.

  14. Lucy Says:

    im not just saying this because im a zac efron fan, but that man had no right to even try and attempt to hit him, what has zac efron done to anyone? nothing exactly! i think the only reason why some people hate him is because there jealous of his success and talent. also whats your problem with kids enjoying high school musical? its an inspiration to them, encouraging children to follow there dreams which isnt a bad thing at all.

  15. Anonymous Says:

    SD/

  16. Anonymous Says:

    i would've smacked the shit out of him too.

  17. iluvzacefron<3 Says:

    fucking ashole y da fuck he want 2 hit zac efron hes fucking hot ok!!!!!!!!!!!!! dat man needs fucking help wit his fucking brain jalous of his beauty my mom saw zac efron she hes fuucking hot she use 2 tink he was gay but now she says hes hot she said she was bout 2 faint wen she saw him im fucking mom wit my mom now

  18. Anonymous Says:

    maybe someone should a wear a shirt saying that they think ur a bitch THEN you'd want to smack the shit out of them and prolly would
    p.s. hes not hot hes f$@&ing gay allrite

  19. Anonymous Says:

    i just watched 17 again and in the movie zac efron look dayum hott

  20. Anonymous Says:

    i just watdhed 17 gain yesterday

  21. Anonymous Says:

    2 da person who wrote,
    "Anonymous Says:
    May 2nd, 2009 at 06:16 am
    I think everyone on this page could use some spelling lessons."
    we dont giv a fuk wat think!

  22. Anonymous Says:

    I think everyone on this page could use some spelling lessons.

  23. Anonymous Says:

    i would the beat the s*** out of that bitch zac u wipm out man

  24. Anonymous Says:

    hahah! broccoli is amazing, tho!

  25. Anonymous Says:

    yall realy freaken stupid ur crazy zack is fine as anyone of your bois or gurl friends yall all needs 2 stop haten

  26. Anonymous Says:

    dunb fuck!!!! i wish i could smack the shit out of you, but it sux no-one even knows you!

  27. Anonymous Says:

    Dont be mad because he is gorgeous and his face should deffinetly should be smacked with a kiss...

  28. Anonymous Says:

    I would just go for it and kill him in the street! He's the crapest actor I've seen in my life! And that t-shirt! What a wanker! The guy on that t-shirt has my upmost respect for at least trying to smack the shit out of the asshole! And vannessa, she sings like a dying mouse for cryin out loud! They make all this money from shitty acting; they ought to be shot! I just cannot stand them! They're such ass lickers towards Disney. They've ruined Disney's whole image! Zack efron, if you are reading this, everone hates you. I'm glad I was able to share my hatred, LOL.

  29. Anonymous Says:

    Ok seriously just because you hate either them or just zack you cant say every single person out in the world hates him becuase you dont know even a third of the people out there you ass whole. so seriously someone should smack the f*** out of you.

  30. kody Says:

    if that's a laptop, then i'm Erik von Detten

  31. Efronfan1988 Says:

    I wouldn't attack him in public. Thats just stupid. What i would do is wait in his house till he comes home then i would kill him and skin him alive then wear his skin while i assume his identity and show my (private parts) to my gf then get arrest for some strange reason and make a sequal to HSM3 senior year called "Jail House Musical: Petofile Dance Floor". Or now that i think about it attacking him in public seems like alot less work.

  32. what the fuck Says:

    holy shit dude your fuckin nuts you belong in the nut hout. i know alot of people hate him but thats silence of the lambs right there. your a danger to society!