There's really no point in even writing the news article if you've already got a headline like this. We have all the information we really need and adding in anything else like facts or dates or details would just feel like overkill.
Other crap to look at:
Anna Paquin gets nude in a video (egotastic)
Hugh Hefner's new twins are felons (idontlikeyouinthatway)
Ashley Scott signs some girl's chest (drunkenstepfather)
Suzanne Carlson is attractive (gorillamask)
Unlucky pigeon has really bad timing (nothingtoxic)
Emma Griffiths hates clothes (doubleviking)
Stacy Keibler in Maxim (cameltap)
The best of Ari Gold (tastybooze)
Indiana Jones was raped (theblemish)
We can always count on Salma Hayak's cleavage (FListed)
Jennifer Connolly goes topless (mrskin)
The pigeon had "unlucky" timing??? Obviously you never manned up enough to ride a bike. Them bugs and stuff are just extra protein. And take off the f'ing helmet and windscreen sissy...
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October 12th, 2008 at 03:26 pm
lol, even sunday paper headlines don't get that far.
October 12th, 2008 at 07:33 pm
This is why I love living in Kansas...
October 13th, 2008 at 12:23 am
The pigeon had "unlucky" timing??? Obviously you never manned up enough to ride a bike. Them bugs and stuff are just extra protein. And take off the f'ing helmet and windscreen sissy...
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