The World Needs More Bicycle Kung Fu

October 13th, 2008 | 12:40 pm

Remember that time your female bicycle gang was attacked by those evil construction gang and you had to use your sweet BMX bikes to do some serious two-wheeled Kung Fu on their asses to teach them a lesson? Do you also remember that you hear a peel-out noise every time you either hit the breaks on your bike, or pedal it...or ride it. And let's not forget that time you pulled off a slow-motion bunny hop over your friend. Or the time...ahh, never mind. Just watch this awesome video.

Other crap to look at:
Audrina Patridge does Maxim (drunkenstepfather)
Absolutely vicious one-punch destruction (nothingtoxic)
Stupid manager crashes his forklift (cameltap)
Lisa Boyle is attractive (gorillamask)
The worst best man (EJB)
Serena Williams is a handsome man (theblemish)
This is how you make Brazilian babe soup (doubleviking)

5 Responses to "The World Needs More Bicycle Kung Fu"

  1. QQQQ Says:

    NEVER, NEVER do that again!!

  2. BikeKungfuFan1988 Says:

    That was so cool im going to spend the rest of the day trying to get my moms ten speed to squeel like that everytime i stop on a dirt road. See you guys later

  3. JT Says:

    Pelz, that comment was so un-gay...

  4. Pratik Says:

    So as long as it has some kind of martial arts in it, Asians will watch it no matter how retarded the rest of it is?

  5. Pelz von Pelzenstein Says:

    whoa, this is the girl wearing a skirt as a top-est fighting scene ever!