Celebrities may have money, fame, glory, perfect lives, looks, nice cars, lots of clothes and everything else we want but can't afford. But, they do look stupid when they're making out, so at least we have that on them.
Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban
When you really love someone, you definitely want to show your affection by unhinging your lower jaw and devouring them like a boa constricter.
Jared Leto and Paris Hilton
You can't see them with the naked eye, but there are 14 types of herpes in this photo.
Tito Ortiz and Jenna Jameson
Are they both chewing on a cow tongue? Jesus, how big is that thing?
Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo
I don't know what that blue crap is on her face, but this kiss just brok Romo's pinkie.
Billy Bob Thornton and Angelina Jolie
I've got a joke for you: How many Billy Bob Thorntons does it take to make Angelina Jolie disgusting. Answer: One. LULZ!
Miley Cyrus and Ashley Tisdale
Some people like to kiss on the mouth, others aim for the lower jaw.
Michael Bolton and Nicollette Sheridan
I miss Mike's long permy hair.
Hugh Hefner and Kendra Wilkinson
This kiss should be called "Old Man Smell."
Pink and Carey Hart
Since this is a men's site, I feel like I should apologize for putting up a photo of two dudes kissing. So, sorry about that.
Posh Spice and a Purse
I don't know if you've noticed, but she's a little materialistic.
Life emerged on earth about 3.8 billion years ago, but sex did not evolve until more than 2 billion years later. Dirty limericks emerged only quite recently, geologically speaking.20 Things You Didn�t Know About Sex
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October 14th, 2008 at 06:54 pm
Is Jenna Jameson regurgitating somebody's penis into his mouth?
October 14th, 2008 at 07:25 pm
So that's what smurf spooge looks like.
October 14th, 2008 at 07:43 pm
Poor Tito. Kissing that is like sucking 800 cocks.
October 14th, 2008 at 08:57 pm
Nicolette Sheridan is like "JESUS get off me man!"
October 15th, 2008 at 01:52 am
Jenna Jameson actually did more lesbo porn than male on female so she didnt get dicked as much as others, such as pam anderson
October 15th, 2008 at 04:25 am
Jared! noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!1!oneone!!1!1!eleven!
October 15th, 2008 at 10:40 am
Life emerged on earth about 3.8 billion years ago, but sex did not evolve until more than 2 billion years later. Dirty limericks emerged only quite recently, geologically speaking.20 Things You Didn�t Know About Sex
October 15th, 2008 at 06:04 pm
don't worry, The Manticore, it was like 3 years ago.
October 16th, 2008 at 04:09 am
Holy crap Buddy Ice, I almost pee'd myself when I read your comment. Nice!
October 16th, 2008 at 04:11 am
and I bet hes still on penicillin. *shudder*
October 16th, 2008 at 10:36 pm
WTF Paris!?! Get off my Boyfriend!!
October 17th, 2008 at 12:55 am
WOW! Tito Ortiz can beat anyone's ass but he sure can't beat Herpes.
June 18th, 2009 at 03:51 pm
lol. that response was gold.