Write a caption for this kickass McDonald's car and you can win a Vado Pocket Video Camera from Creative. It's less than four ounces so you can take it anywhere you go and film your friends doing stupid stuff...and then send us the video of your friends doing stupid stuff so we can put it up and laugh at your stupid friends. As usual, leave your captions in the comments section. Winners will be notified via HolyTaco.
See last week's winners after the jump:
Winner: d0zer: The “Y” member of the YMCA Biker Gang.
Runners Up:
Steve: Its easier to air out this way than it is to bathe.
Grizzlebees: This is what happens when you order motorcycle parts out of a Big and Tall catalog.
It is really sad when we live in a world where Ronald McDonald has to start a gang to protect his shit from the greedy bastards at McDonalds Corporate Headquarters! First they decided to take away a slice of cheese from a DOUBLE CHEESE burger to save money, now they decided to shrink him so he couldn't defend himself. Sad, really sad.
I am in awe that the camera-person was able to keep the camera steady enough to take a picture of the three stooges there. Seriously driver, what are you smiling about?
Exclusive photo of "MC D" flashing his gang's sign shortly after a drive by shooting that left Reginald "The Burger" King and a suspected prostitute (known only as "Wendy") dead.
We doin Big Pimpin with Burgers and Cheese (check 'em out now),
Big Pimpin on red and yellow 20's
We doin Big Pimpin with Ron McDonie
It's just that Hamburglar, Grimace and Mayor McCheese
Check em out now
Recently Macdonalds has encorporated a "Traveling Food Coach" and to make the employees more comfortable and excited about the job, they have place large Wheels on the car. It seems to have inspired the employees and now we even have a waiting list to man the vehicle. And don't worry Jamal and Keyshawn are both out of Jail and they are in much better spirits after seeing the McCaddy as they like to call it.
Ronald MAC-Donald, nigga. That's right, nigga. In yo face, nigga. I got your Happy Meal right here, bitch. Right here in yo FACE. Limited edition plush Ronald McDonald, nigga. Limited. Edition. There's only 1500 of these on the earth, son. And I got 18 more in the trunk. We rollin, nigga!
Paint job $1000.00, 26" Rims $1600.00, Ronald Mcdonald Clown free with Happy Meal, Driving around advertising for the only job we have ever had..... PRICELESS!!!
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October 14th, 2008 at 11:18 pm
in an attempt to widen customer base, mcdonalds has started the new "gangsta-ass" meal deal, complete with a dope ass ride and a 100 piece mcnuggets
October 14th, 2008 at 11:18 pm
McDonalds for life, fool!
October 14th, 2008 at 11:20 pm
Hey look, this playland has a dead hooker in the trunk.
October 14th, 2008 at 11:47 pm
Drive-thru, then a drive-by.
October 15th, 2008 at 12:02 am
What the ghetto will look like if reparations get paid
October 15th, 2008 at 12:03 am
yeah, when did the 3 pack of McNigglets get added to the dolla menu?
October 15th, 2008 at 12:53 am
It is really sad when we live in a world where Ronald McDonald has to start a gang to protect his shit from the greedy bastards at McDonalds Corporate Headquarters! First they decided to take away a slice of cheese from a DOUBLE CHEESE burger to save money, now they decided to shrink him so he couldn't defend himself. Sad, really sad.
October 15th, 2008 at 12:57 am
Few people knew of the true humble beginnings of the Bronze Arches and Ronald "MACDaddy" Donald.
October 15th, 2008 at 01:05 am
And the mothers of these 3 fine reprobates say in unison, "What a couple of McFuckin McIdiots!"
October 15th, 2008 at 01:07 am
I am in awe that the camera-person was able to keep the camera steady enough to take a picture of the three stooges there. Seriously driver, what are you smiling about?
October 15th, 2008 at 01:11 am
Damn, even Ronald McDonald gets carjacked...
October 15th, 2008 at 01:50 am
Micky D or DIE FOOL!!
October 15th, 2008 at 02:20 am
These guys went all out in trying to piss off their former employer...Burger King.
October 15th, 2008 at 02:27 am
Hey bitches, I got me some Mickey D's and a fridge stocked full of beverages...
October 15th, 2008 at 02:50 am
Drive-by's just aren't the same now that the gangs have sponser deals...
October 15th, 2008 at 02:54 am
Man, McDonalds has gone way down hill from the days when you'd get the Batmobile if you won the Monopoly game.
October 15th, 2008 at 03:31 am
26 is the amount of double cheeseburger they had to eat in order for them to get a picture in the Mcshittyasscar
October 15th, 2008 at 04:09 am
A major perk of being the employee of the month.
October 15th, 2008 at 04:26 am
The unofficial best happy meal toy in McDonalds history
October 15th, 2008 at 05:00 am
McGansta, Servin' and Swervin'
October 15th, 2008 at 06:38 am
Ronald McDonald in da house, Yô!
October 15th, 2008 at 07:52 am
This is my Ronald sittin on 26s, wait till you see my Grimace on 30s!
October 15th, 2008 at 10:16 am
Yes um I'll have 3 MC Blunts and and A MC 40
October 15th, 2008 at 10:18 am
I love the car its similar to my Panera bread mopad
October 15th, 2008 at 10:47 am
Since the urban areas of our country are a little more street smart - kid touchers are getting more and more creative.
October 15th, 2008 at 10:56 am
Nigga likes McChicken sandwiches.
October 15th, 2008 at 10:58 am
This is the price that they reward those who win their monopoly game: a humiliating car.
October 15th, 2008 at 12:26 pm
How I show respect to the only white man that ain't holding me down.
October 15th, 2008 at 12:48 pm
"Hey everybody, Calvin's got a job." "Alright Calvin." McDonalds: diversity welcome in the pimpin community.
October 15th, 2008 at 01:13 pm
Look what came with my Happy Meal!
October 15th, 2008 at 01:25 pm
Exclusive photo of "MC D" flashing his gang's sign shortly after a drive by shooting that left Reginald "The Burger" King and a suspected prostitute (known only as "Wendy") dead.
October 15th, 2008 at 01:28 pm
Ronald McDonald custom car: $14,500
15 McRib sandwiches: $45
Public defender: $0
Thinking you could steal such a ridiculous looking car and actually get away with it: Priceless
October 15th, 2008 at 01:56 pm
Flossin' after every meal, you're doin' it right!...Bah Dah Bah Bah Bah, I'm thuggin' it!
October 15th, 2008 at 01:58 pm
Warning: Consuming excessive amounts of "Special Sauce" may impair judgment.
October 15th, 2008 at 02:01 pm
We doin Big Pimpin with Burgers and Cheese (check 'em out now),
Big Pimpin on red and yellow 20's
We doin Big Pimpin with Ron McDonie
It's just that Hamburglar, Grimace and Mayor McCheese
Check em out now
October 15th, 2008 at 02:05 pm
Not the real.......insane clown posse!!
October 15th, 2008 at 02:06 pm
THIS is how Dollar Menuaires roll, supersize this, bitch!
October 15th, 2008 at 02:17 pm
for the drive-thru drive-by's.
October 15th, 2008 at 02:45 pm
My mama got this car in the divorce settlement from Ronald baby gurl. Now we can go to McDonald's and ...'You can have whateva you like '(TI).
October 15th, 2008 at 03:07 pm
Dear Ronald,
Recently Macdonalds has encorporated a "Traveling Food Coach" and to make the employees more comfortable and excited about the job, they have place large Wheels on the car. It seems to have inspired the employees and now we even have a waiting list to man the vehicle. And don't worry Jamal and Keyshawn are both out of Jail and they are in much better spirits after seeing the McCaddy as they like to call it.
Regards,
Houston TX Area Manager
Paul "One Tone" Wall
October 15th, 2008 at 03:33 pm
Try to catch me ridin Burgy
October 15th, 2008 at 03:39 pm
Ronald MAC-Donald, nigga. That's right, nigga. In yo face, nigga. I got your Happy Meal right here, bitch. Right here in yo FACE. Limited edition plush Ronald McDonald, nigga. Limited. Edition. There's only 1500 of these on the earth, son. And I got 18 more in the trunk. We rollin, nigga!
October 15th, 2008 at 03:45 pm
A rare view of the unmasked hamburglar in it's native habitat.
October 15th, 2008 at 03:50 pm
Paint job $1000.00, 26" Rims $1600.00, Ronald Mcdonald Clown free with Happy Meal, Driving around advertising for the only job we have ever had..... PRICELESS!!!
October 15th, 2008 at 03:59 pm
Yo, Check out this Ultra-Rare McButtPlugg...
October 15th, 2008 at 04:00 pm
We gonna drive by at the The King's house. WHERES THE BEEF BIIIITTTCCCHHHH!!!!!!
October 15th, 2008 at 04:04 pm
Just drivin wit my homize. Get the munchies, gettin stoned.
Hit the $ menu, We be luvin this shit yo!
Peace
October 15th, 2008 at 04:34 pm
Who'd have known that when ronald mcdonald took all his clown makeup off.. he was really a negro from the hood!
October 15th, 2008 at 04:48 pm
That is my manager? Yeah, that is his company car, why? What the hell do you mean, "Where does he work?"
October 15th, 2008 at 05:02 pm
gonna get me riding Mc dirty
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