Write a caption for this kickass McDonald's car and you can win a Vado Pocket Video Camera from Creative. It's less than four ounces so you can take it anywhere you go and film your friends doing stupid stuff...and then send us the video of your friends doing stupid stuff so we can put it up and laugh at your stupid friends. As usual, leave your captions in the comments section. Winners will be notified via HolyTaco.
See last week's winners after the jump:
Winner: d0zer: The “Y” member of the YMCA Biker Gang.
Runners Up:
Steve: Its easier to air out this way than it is to bathe.
Grizzlebees: This is what happens when you order motorcycle parts out of a Big and Tall catalog.
"Have you seen this dude in the monkey suit? Tell him his homegirl Grimace is looking for him. And tell that Hambugla, we gonna pop a cap in his ass!!"
My name is MAcD.
I like the food so much ,I bought the company,You gonna like yo buger ,I guarnetee it. If not Ill bust a cap on yo ass..
Scnizzle my nizzle biotch.....
"ayo son...you seen da boys wid da red pigtails son? Yo if you do...tell em dis our street now and if dey wanna slang nuggets on our corner dey gonna hear from da 36th street McDisciples."
In all seriousness, what's with the fucking McDonald's car? Are they sponsored by McDonald's? I see a Ritz cracker car and a Best Buy car driving around like this around my town all the time.
"Excuse me can you tell me how to get to the nearest Burger King?"
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"Why the fuck would I want to go McDonald's? Oh I get it just cause I'm black I must want to go to McDonald's or something? You racist Mother Fucker!"
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Holy Taco Goes to the Bahamas
October 15th, 2008 at 05:03 pm
Nigga you smell like french fries
October 15th, 2008 at 05:04 pm
"Have you seen this dude in the monkey suit? Tell him his homegirl Grimace is looking for him. And tell that Hambugla, we gonna pop a cap in his ass!!"
October 15th, 2008 at 05:23 pm
No I'm sorry sir, I haven't seen your lost clown.
October 15th, 2008 at 05:50 pm
DA MCRIBS ARE BACK!!!
October 15th, 2008 at 05:54 pm
Here is what they give to 1,000,000,000th customer at the Compton, California McDonalds.
October 15th, 2008 at 06:04 pm
Mickey G's
October 15th, 2008 at 06:46 pm
McCrackalac
October 15th, 2008 at 06:55 pm
MTV suddenly doesn't think it was a good idea to replace Xzibit with Ronald McDonald for the new season of 'Pimp My Ride'.
October 15th, 2008 at 07:07 pm
Every Friday, R. Kelly (and friend) hand out free Happy Meals to the little girls.
October 15th, 2008 at 07:11 pm
Newest marketing slogan for mcdonald's monopoly game: "How will you spend your $10,000?"
October 15th, 2008 at 07:12 pm
"Rollin' down the street smokin' endo eatin my MickyD's... "
October 15th, 2008 at 07:40 pm
We like our bitches supersized! Yo!
October 15th, 2008 at 07:41 pm
Holy clown car Batman!
October 15th, 2008 at 07:41 pm
pardon me, would you have any grey poupon?
October 15th, 2008 at 07:53 pm
My name is MAcD.
I like the food so much ,I bought the company,You gonna like yo buger ,I guarnetee it. If not Ill bust a cap on yo ass..
Scnizzle my nizzle biotch.....
Somewhere in Darkest Kennth City
October 15th, 2008 at 08:07 pm
Imade your mom Consume excessive amounts of “Special Sauce” last night
October 15th, 2008 at 08:07 pm
"Hell, its better then the back of a cop car!"
October 15th, 2008 at 08:18 pm
Since when were Obama rallies accepting corporate endorsements?
October 15th, 2008 at 08:18 pm
"ayo son...you seen da boys wid da red pigtails son? Yo if you do...tell em dis our street now and if dey wanna slang nuggets on our corner dey gonna hear from da 36th street McDisciples."
October 15th, 2008 at 08:30 pm
When the police pulled over this car, only the midget redhead wasn't arrested.
October 15th, 2008 at 08:44 pm
they can only pick up fat chicks with that ride... pimpin aint easy
October 15th, 2008 at 09:38 pm
Guess what they did with all the money they saved from buying off the dollar menu?
October 15th, 2008 at 09:42 pm
Man I had to save my food stamps for a year to get this bitch.
October 15th, 2008 at 09:54 pm
In all seriousness, what's with the fucking McDonald's car? Are they sponsored by McDonald's? I see a Ritz cracker car and a Best Buy car driving around like this around my town all the time.
October 15th, 2008 at 10:09 pm
SAD, MOST SEXUAL ABUSE VICTIMS NEVER FORGET THIER ATTACKER.
October 15th, 2008 at 10:44 pm
"No. We don't eat McDonalds. We're on our way to Popeyes!"
October 15th, 2008 at 11:28 pm
Putt'n the MACK back in McDonalds.
October 16th, 2008 at 01:28 am
Ronald's illegitimate children will never let him forget!
October 16th, 2008 at 01:30 am
Have you seen my daddy!
October 16th, 2008 at 01:32 am
"To the local zoo, my good man!"
October 16th, 2008 at 01:45 am
And then The King rolled up for a drive by, yet another sad case of fast food gang wars...
October 16th, 2008 at 05:27 am
That's what Willis was talkin bout.
October 16th, 2008 at 05:29 am
"yo my boy T's been workin' on some sesame seeds for da' top"
"Yo i started trickin' this out to be the McPizza delivery car..."
"I'm a McMuffin-iare, i'm a young money McMuffin-iare"
"This locations open 24 hours baaaby"
October 16th, 2008 at 07:16 am
Hey you guys wanna go to panda express tonight?
October 16th, 2008 at 09:26 am
Always innovative, McDonalds in now field testing it's new "Drive-By" service
October 16th, 2008 at 09:33 am
Reperations hard at work.
October 16th, 2008 at 12:49 pm
Try to get in touch with a "more urban demographic" Mc Donald's gave us this. Their first and only (failed attempt) "The Chicken McNuggers"
October 16th, 2008 at 01:08 pm
"Excuse me can you tell me how to get to the nearest Burger King?"
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"Why the fuck would I want to go McDonald's? Oh I get it just cause I'm black I must want to go to McDonald's or something? You racist Mother Fucker!"
October 16th, 2008 at 02:25 pm
My other car is a Happy Meal
October 16th, 2008 at 03:31 pm
Stolen? naw man, this is my dad's MacRide...
October 16th, 2008 at 03:53 pm
McMillionaires!!!
October 16th, 2008 at 04:31 pm
Hello Police...This is Burger King, we just had a Drive-by shooting! What's the Description of the Vehicle?..Ummmm....You'll never believe me!!
October 16th, 2008 at 04:46 pm
Due to Hard economic times and competition from Burger King, McDonalds has had to resort to extreme methods to connect back to it's customer base!
October 16th, 2008 at 04:49 pm
"ID LIKE A MCGRIDDLE AND AN 8 BALL THANK YOU."
October 16th, 2008 at 06:23 pm
Could you imagine three grown men doing this? Cocaine's a hell of a drug.
October 16th, 2008 at 07:52 pm
You want fries with that?
October 16th, 2008 at 10:35 pm
Mayor McCheese's plan to reduce crime gets mixed reactions from city council.
October 16th, 2008 at 10:38 pm
Mayor McCheese's crime reduction plan gets mixed reactions from city council.
October 16th, 2008 at 11:52 pm
They're Black... And American, What Do You Expect.
October 17th, 2008 at 01:18 am
Dropping out to work at McDonald's rules, I got regional manager and a company car!
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