It's an advertisers job to display their products in a way that makes it seem like you can't live without them. But we decided we'd show you what they'd look like if they just told you the truth
So in reality, the plane tickets are ideal for fat people. Does the fat person sit next to another fat person or do they double wammied with two crying babies?
Wow, what can I say, someone had some creativity flowing through his or her veins when they decided to post these on the web. Overall, this cracked me up. These might not be the most appropriate to say the least, but honestly they are probably a good assumption of what readers might really think when they open up their favorite magazine and land on one of these pages.
It goes to show some of these ads can say or show the stupidest things and we will still buy the product. We are so accustomed to brand names or pictures, I think if some of those ads really did publish the leads we wouldn't even notice. Either way, these made my day!
All of these are good, except the slim fast one. It's not that hard to lose weight, fatasses. Eat less calories than you need to maintain, or burn more calories. You don't need to starve, especially if you build muscle (it burns more calories than fat while resting, if you have a lot of muscle you can eat a lot). Also, don't be afraid to lift heavy if you're a chick, its pretty much impossible for a chick to bulk up without steroids or freaky genetics.
i'm not sure you understand. HT was trying to say that just by drinking slimfast doesn't make you slim. Advertisements for such diet products often seem to say "just drink this once a day and you'll look like a fucking supermodel in 12 weeks", skirting or not mentioning that you have to put some effort into it. eating/drinking MORE won't make you lose weight
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Holy Taco Goes to the Bahamas
October 14th, 2008 at 11:28 pm
So in reality, the plane tickets are ideal for fat people. Does the fat person sit next to another fat person or do they double wammied with two crying babies?
October 15th, 2008 at 08:12 am
The AIG ad says it all.
October 15th, 2008 at 12:44 pm
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October 15th, 2008 at 01:10 pm
I think the only funny one is the Summer's Eve one.
October 15th, 2008 at 01:12 pm
LOL, Holy Taco dude that is so cool!
Jigff
www.Privacy-Center.net
October 15th, 2008 at 01:16 pm
The Starbucks one made my morning coffee come out of my nose. Good stuff.
October 15th, 2008 at 01:16 pm
what about beauty ads? Olay? Avon?
October 15th, 2008 at 01:17 pm
LOLOLOLOLOL
the summer's eve one is just too funny.
October 15th, 2008 at 01:19 pm
Got a good laugh out of these. Loved the first one with the Wii
October 15th, 2008 at 01:45 pm
got semen?? Yes, every single time, spot on LOL!
October 15th, 2008 at 02:21 pm
I'm never going to look at those Got Milk? ads the same way again.
October 15th, 2008 at 03:11 pm
lol. funny !
October 15th, 2008 at 04:39 pm
hahoohhh
great samples,
yes advertisements is speaking with us witout originality...
October 15th, 2008 at 05:15 pm
I go through junk mail on my blog and and do the same thing.
October 15th, 2008 at 05:56 pm
Wow, what can I say, someone had some creativity flowing through his or her veins when they decided to post these on the web. Overall, this cracked me up. These might not be the most appropriate to say the least, but honestly they are probably a good assumption of what readers might really think when they open up their favorite magazine and land on one of these pages.
It goes to show some of these ads can say or show the stupidest things and we will still buy the product. We are so accustomed to brand names or pictures, I think if some of those ads really did publish the leads we wouldn't even notice. Either way, these made my day!
October 15th, 2008 at 06:58 pm
Brilliantly done. My favorite was the starbucks one
October 15th, 2008 at 09:27 pm
In today's economy, the AIG one is way too true!!!
dan,
Graduation Stoles
October 15th, 2008 at 09:30 pm
lol, in today's world the AIG Ad is too true!
The Nintendo Wii one is hillarious though!
dan,
Graduation Stoles
October 15th, 2008 at 11:09 pm
All of these are good, except the slim fast one. It's not that hard to lose weight, fatasses. Eat less calories than you need to maintain, or burn more calories. You don't need to starve, especially if you build muscle (it burns more calories than fat while resting, if you have a lot of muscle you can eat a lot). Also, don't be afraid to lift heavy if you're a chick, its pretty much impossible for a chick to bulk up without steroids or freaky genetics.
March 3rd, 2010 at 04:20 pm
i'm not sure you understand. HT was trying to say that just by drinking slimfast doesn't make you slim. Advertisements for such diet products often seem to say "just drink this once a day and you'll look like a fucking supermodel in 12 weeks", skirting or not mentioning that you have to put some effort into it. eating/drinking MORE won't make you lose weight
October 16th, 2008 at 11:20 pm
I SHIT FUNNIER THINGS THAN THIS YOU FAGGOT
January 30th, 2009 at 06:09 am
I'd love to see that! have a website?
March 3rd, 2010 at 04:22 pm
yeah i think it's www.watch-me-shit-my-boyfriends-cum-out-after-he-sodomizes-me.com
October 17th, 2008 at 01:48 pm
the Got Milk ones always remind me of semen too :P
October 21st, 2008 at 05:50 pm
This is hilarious..... Specially the angelina jolie one!
December 18th, 2008 at 09:50 pm
Now this is great stuff.
January 15th, 2009 at 11:04 am
dgd, cheetah
January 15th, 2009 at 11:41 am
jfghjgh 234r sgdsfg
January 30th, 2009 at 03:59 am
has anyone ever seen the movie "crazy people" with dudley moore and daryl hannah? i think the mental patients might have helped with these! ;)
February 22nd, 2009 at 02:52 pm
I real don,t think so
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