We all know the Internet is pretty cool. It can give you everything from directions to the nearest tapas restaurant to multiple videos of flaming midget hamster trapeze porn. But a new study just found that only 74% of men prefer sex over the Internet. I'm sorry, but those numbers made me LOLcopter until I ROFLwaffles because those pwned n00bs were so WTF. (OMG!)
The study also says this:
21% of men would rather meet a woman online than in person
Yes, the Internet is awesome, but I have a special message for my misguided brothers: Dudes, if you aren't in a iron lung or were born without a penis or not named Stephen Hawking, then you need to take a look at your priorities and knock "checking my fantasy football team" and "playing Scrabulous" down a few notches and knock "having actual sex with a woman" up a few. Believe me, the Internet will always be there, but a naked woman will not.
Seriously... how hard is it to start a conversation with a chick at work/school/religious place/wherever by asking her a question that you already know the answer to?
Tbh, Ive got a very nice and hot girlfriend, she hates WoW, I love WoW, I love sex, We love sex, I love WoW..... I cant have an erection all the time -> I love WoW, I cant /mute_gf_0 either, Getting it on while playing on my paladin = heaven, Gf wanting do slap the shit out of me for playing wow = hell. Id rather have an ugly GF that healed me in WoW
I think it is obvious that they polled only single guys for this study. Married guys would definitely bring that percentage of guys who prefer internet to sex with their wives to at least 80%.
26%? That's ALL? I'd be willing to bet that the number of us women would prefer the internet over having sex is hovering around 80%.
I don't have to fake it with my computer. And I can switch it up if whatever is happening isn't doing it for me. I can't say that about sex with a man. Like, ever.
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Holy Taco Goes to the Bahamas
October 15th, 2008 at 07:15 pm
The internet gives you porn every day. Does your wife do that?
October 15th, 2008 at 07:30 pm
of course he wants to meet women online... that tub of vaseline on the floor isn't going to use itself...
October 15th, 2008 at 08:23 pm
And by "women online" they really mean teenage boys posing as women.
October 15th, 2008 at 09:11 pm
Seriously... how hard is it to start a conversation with a chick at work/school/religious place/wherever by asking her a question that you already know the answer to?
October 15th, 2008 at 09:13 pm
Tbh, Ive got a very nice and hot girlfriend, she hates WoW, I love WoW, I love sex, We love sex, I love WoW..... I cant have an erection all the time -> I love WoW, I cant /mute_gf_0 either, Getting it on while playing on my paladin = heaven, Gf wanting do slap the shit out of me for playing wow = hell. Id rather have an ugly GF that healed me in WoW
October 15th, 2008 at 09:52 pm
I think it is obvious that they polled only single guys for this study. Married guys would definitely bring that percentage of guys who prefer internet to sex with their wives to at least 80%.
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March 31st, 2009 at 11:43 am
26%? That's ALL? I'd be willing to bet that the number of us women would prefer the internet over having sex is hovering around 80%.
I don't have to fake it with my computer. And I can switch it up if whatever is happening isn't doing it for me. I can't say that about sex with a man. Like, ever.
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