We all know the Internet is pretty cool. It can give you everything from directions to the nearest tapas restaurant to multiple videos of flaming midget hamster trapeze porn. But a new study just found that only 74% of men prefer sex over the Internet. I'm sorry, but those numbers made me LOLcopter until I ROFLwaffles because those pwned n00bs were so WTF. (OMG!)
The study also says this:
21% of men would rather meet a woman online than in person
Yes, the Internet is awesome, but I have a special message for my misguided brothers: Dudes, if you aren't in a iron lung or were born without a penis or not named Stephen Hawking, then you need to take a look at your priorities and knock "checking my fantasy football team" and "playing Scrabulous" down a few notches and knock "having actual sex with a woman" up a few. Believe me, the Internet will always be there, but a naked woman will not.
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