The above picture was taken from last night's debate and has become incredibly popular around the internet. Seeing as how we're on the internet, and will do anything to become incredibly popular, we decided to make it the theme of our second photoshop contest. Actually, we didn't come up with the idea, it was sent to us by a fabled reader who is known only as Señor Juan Walsho.
To enter, just take the image of John McCain above, that I've gone ahead and cut out for you because I know how God damn lazy you are, and go to town. Send your finished samples to feedback@holytaco.com. Entries can be no wider than 500 pixels. Also, if I receive any entries of John McCain blowing a dude, or giving cunilingus to a woman, you're not going to win. Although you may have your entry forwarded to my dad in hopes of pissing him off. Top 5 places in the contest will receive a Holy Taco t-shirt, the winner will receive the t-shirt and a surprise DVD collection that won't suck.
After many, MANY failed attempts at submitting captions, and...well, more captions, I will finally win this one. The Holy Taco gods are smiling upon me today.
Joe (guy above me) you are an ignorant piece of *#$% he is not going to get shot...and if anything he will have more than enough ballots (some may not even be real people, thanks ACORN) this is a great example of how one still shot can completely distort what is happening in real time. Great Photo. Can't wait to see if I win =)
You tell people not to stoop to cunilingus and cock jokes, and then photoshop the guy into a lecherous pose. Common, couldn't you have at least made him coming on to a Gorilla? Or a howler monkey? That's what I'd do if I knew what a photoshop was.
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October 15th, 2008 at 11:36 pm
Wonder if there'll be Jake Gyllenhal behind McCain and the caption will say "Brokegate Mountain."
October 16th, 2008 at 01:18 am
I am SOO winning this one...
After many, MANY failed attempts at submitting captions, and...well, more captions, I will finally win this one. The Holy Taco gods are smiling upon me today.
War Jim Rome show!
October 16th, 2008 at 02:41 am
sweeet
October 16th, 2008 at 03:34 pm
This is going to be good... already sent mine in.
October 16th, 2008 at 06:25 pm
Another site has kinda beat you to it:
http://funwithmccain.com/
October 16th, 2008 at 07:31 pm
All you idiots voting for Obama will get what you deserve.
October 16th, 2008 at 10:56 pm
Submitted.
October 17th, 2008 at 02:07 pm
somone needs to photoshop a big fat ass with hair and crusties all over it infront of mccains head there. that would be awesome.
October 17th, 2008 at 09:33 pm
he he hu hu ha ha
October 18th, 2008 at 11:37 pm
Win or lose, obama is screwed; either by lack of ballots, or a shot to the head, i just dont see him staying around.
October 19th, 2008 at 12:06 pm
ha ha ha
go obama...
October 19th, 2008 at 08:21 pm
Joe (guy above me) you are an ignorant piece of *#$% he is not going to get shot...and if anything he will have more than enough ballots (some may not even be real people, thanks ACORN) this is a great example of how one still shot can completely distort what is happening in real time. Great Photo. Can't wait to see if I win =)
October 20th, 2008 at 12:42 am
You tell people not to stoop to cunilingus and cock jokes, and then photoshop the guy into a lecherous pose. Common, couldn't you have at least made him coming on to a Gorilla? Or a howler monkey? That's what I'd do if I knew what a photoshop was.
October 20th, 2008 at 01:13 pm
Guaranteed everything on http://b9board.com/viewtopic.php?t=523064 is better than what everyone on here comes up with.
October 21st, 2008 at 05:31 am
MMMMM ive never seen an ass as nice as "that one"
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