It's Beer O'Clock: Your Weekly Booze Roundup

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Drinking Video Of The Week
Alex Trebek has no trouble putting back a daily double when he's doing Jeopardy promos.

Burgundy Hills Pinot Noir
Screw cap wines used to have a certain "this is a crappy wine" quality. But now, screw caps are becoming more and more popular because they keep the wine fresher and don't spoil the wine like corks can.

Say this to sound smart: This Burgundy Hills Pinot Noir has a hint of earthy berry and cherry notes and a mouth-watering acidity.

Say this to sound stupid: I don't like orgasms.

Sam Smith's Taddy Porter
As the winter months come on it's time to put away tequila shots and margaritas and pick up a few bottles of deep, rich, Porter. Nothing goes with pumpkin pie and burning piles of leaves like a thick, Sam Smiths. And if you want to smoke a pipe in front of a fire while you're drinking this, that might work, too.

Say this to sound smart: Very dark, fairly full in body and packed with flavor. Intense, dry tangy character of roasted barley.

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