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I just have one question for the guy who puts 11 cockroaches in his mouth in an attempt to set a world record for putting: Why are you such a dickhole? I can see why people want to set world records for feats of strength and endurance, but what sort of sense of accomplishment do you get from cramming 11 large insects in your mouth? This is like telling the world's oldest man that he set the record for taking the most shits of any human in the world. (Actually, I would kind of respect a guy who could set that record.)

But cramming roaches into your mouth is such a manufactured reason for a world record. When it's all over and all the people have gone home and you're lying in bed with only your thoughts, do you ponder your "world record" and think to yourself, "You did it, man. You pulled it off...11, that's right, 11 cockroaches in your mouth at once. No one else has done that before. I am unique." Or, more likely, are you thinking something like, "Why am I such a dickhole?" (I bet it's the second one.)

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