8 Haiku Poems Written To Popular Websites

October 20th, 2008 | 08:41 pm

We're always looking for ways to express ourselves by writing as little as possible. Therefore we decided that instead of writing out our views on a few popular websites, we'd use the power of haiku.

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4 Responses to "8 Haiku Poems Written To Popular Websites"

</a></cite> Says: <br> <small class="commentmetadata"><a href="/2008/10/21/8-haiku-poems-written-to-popular-websites/#comment-598321" title="">May 13th, 2009 at 12:19 pm</a> </small> <p>Excuse me. He who labors diligently need never despair; for all things are accomplished by diligence and labor.<br /> I am from Macedonia and also now teach English, give true I wrote the following sentence: "Moscow — renault has emerged the winner to buy a percent stake in avtovaz as the french carmaker looks to reinforce its position in what.Agrees to buy stake in russia avtovaz the maker of lada vehicles."</p> <p>Thanks for the help :o, George.</p> <div class="links"> <ul class="links"><li class="first last "><a href="/"><a href="/user/login?destination=node/5059%2523comment-form">Login</a> or <a href="/user/register?destination=node/5059%2523comment-form">register</a> to post comments</a></li></ul> </div> </li> </div></div>  <a id="comment-21101"></a> <a id="comment-21101"></a> <div class="comment "><div class="comment-inner"> <li class="alt" id="comment-21101"> <cite> Roc</cite> Says: <br> <small class="commentmetadata"><a href="/2008/10/21/8-haiku-poems-written-to-popular-websites/#comment-21101" title="">October 21st, 2008 at 12:06 am</a> </small> <p>Lots of fucking links<br /> I guess I'd do Madonna<br /> Shitty Photoshops</p> <p>Haha! I beat you at your own game!</p> <div class="links"> <ul class="links"><li class="first last "><a href="/"><a href="/user/login?destination=node/5059%2523comment-form">Login</a> or <a href="/user/register?destination=node/5059%2523comment-form">register</a> to post comments</a></li></ul> </div> </li> </div></div>  <a id="comment-21100"></a> <a id="comment-21100"></a> <div class="comment "><div class="comment-inner"> <li class="authcomment" id="comment-21100"> <cite> <a href="http://" rel="external nofollow">justin</a></cite> Says: <br> <small class="commentmetadata"><a href="/2008/10/21/8-haiku-poems-written-to-popular-websites/#comment-21100" title="">October 21st, 2008 at 12:06 am</a> </small> <p>Roc, you son of a bitch. Now I wish I had spent more than eight minutes on this. You are definitely the front runner for comment of the week.</p> <div class="links"> <ul class="links"><li class="first last "><a href="/"><a href="/user/login?destination=node/5059%2523comment-form">Login</a> or <a href="/user/register?destination=node/5059%2523comment-form">register</a> to post comments</a></li></ul> </div> </li> </div></div>  <a id="comment-21099"></a> <a id="comment-21099"></a> <div class="comment "><div class="comment-inner"> <li class="alt" id="comment-21099"> <cite> <a href="http://bojangles.com" rel="external nofollow">Pratik</a></cite> Says: <br> <small class="commentmetadata"><a href="/2008/10/21/8-haiku-poems-written-to-popular-websites/#comment-21099" title="">October 20th, 2008 at 10:16 pm</a> </small> <p>*ahem*</p> <p>ebaumsworld.com<br /> "This clip is so old!"<br /> Guys pretending to be gay.<br /> Thumbs down makes you cool.</p> <p>foxnews.com<br /> We love Bush a lot.<br /> Search "FOX NEWS: PWND" on YouTube.<br /> Now give me free shirt =(</p> <div class="links"> <ul class="links"><li class="first last "><a href="/"><a href="/user/login?destination=node/5059%2523comment-form">Login</a> or <a href="/user/register?destination=node/5059%2523comment-form">register</a> to post comments</a></li></ul> </div> </li> </div></div>  </ol> </div> </div>  <div id="column-right"> <div class="block"> <script language="JavaScript" type="text/javascript"> ord=Math.random()*10000000000000000; 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