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8 Haiku Poems Written To Popular Websites

October 20th, 2008 | 07:41 pm

We're always looking for ways to express ourselves by writing as little as possible. Therefore we decided that instead of writing out our views on a few popular websites, we'd use the power of haiku.

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4 Responses to "8 Haiku Poems Written To Popular Websites"

  1. Pratik Says:
    October 20th, 2008 at 10:16 pm

    *ahem*

    ebaumsworld.com
    "This clip is so old!"
    Guys pretending to be gay.
    Thumbs down makes you cool.

    foxnews.com
    We love Bush a lot.
    Search "FOX NEWS: PWND" on YouTube.
    Now give me free shirt =(

  2. justin Says:
    October 21st, 2008 at 12:06 am

    Roc, you son of a bitch. Now I wish I had spent more than eight minutes on this. You are definitely the front runner for comment of the week.

  3. Roc Says:
    October 21st, 2008 at 12:06 am

    Lots of fucking links
    I guess I'd do Madonna
    Shitty Photoshops

    Haha! I beat you at your own game!

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