Briana Banks

October 20th, 2008 | 01:48 pm

Where You've Seen Her: Briana is a porn legend, some even say she's the Ted Williams of porno. Some, meaning me. She's been the star of such films as "Decadent Whores 9" and "University Coeds 18." Most likely though, you've seen her in 2-3 minute intervals, on a computer screen.

Not Even Close To A Pointless Quote: "I love to toss salads."

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8 Responses to "Briana Banks"

  1. Dom Says:

    2-3 minute intervals is an overstatement. More like 30 sec- 1 min intervals, I love this chick.

  2. Pratik Says:

    So... Briana is the only porno chick to succeed at least four out of ten times in a year?

  3. SkeetSkeet Says:

    I echo Dom's thoughts...her cunt is the catalyst for ruined keyboards across the globe. We salute you, and your massive titties.

  4. Jim Says:

    Dear God,
    Let me bang a girl like this...ONCE IN MY LIFE...I'm only asking for one time!!

  5. Eric Says:

    "Dear God,
    Let me bang a girl like this…ONCE IN MY LIFE…I’m only asking for one time!!"

    Go to one of her strip tour shows with lots of coke and oc's or h and you can probably bang her(just let her know you have the goodies). She is pretty worn out with no ass, I guess if you see her in person it ruins it for you.

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