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Holy Taco Photoshop Winners - McCain Zombie

October 20th, 2008 | 03:58 pm

Image Courtesy of Last Contests Winner, Marcus L.

We were bombarded with entries for this photoshop contest. A lot of people had similar ideas, so if you see a finalist that looks just like yours, but isn't, it's because someone else might have juuuust outdone you. Thanks to everyone who sent in entries. The most popular themephoto seemed to be McCain doggystyling Sarah Palin in a variety of different ways. I got so many that none of them really stood out, but all were enjoyable. I'll post them in the forums. Some are more disturbing than others. Without further ado, the Top 13.

13. McCain Cock Blocks Tony Romo by Andrew L

12. John McCain's Body On Display by Marcus L.

11. McCain Marries The Old Woman by Andrew R.

10. McCain Takes Part In An Evil Thanksgiving by 2Windowsuser

9. McCain Can't Survive The Video Game Doom by Christopher M.

8. Mczilla Attacks Washington by Peter S.

7. McCain Gets A Talking To From The Predator by Marcus L.

6. McCain Gets Shamed After A Hard Night Of Drinking by Keith J.

5. McCain Has A Short Career As A Bullfighter by Kyle N.

4. McFiction by Vince D.

3. McCain Off Beat In Thriller Video by Christopher D

2. McCain Gets Tricked In A Christmas Story by Kane S.

And The Winner Is.....

1. Jordan Doesn't Have Shit On McCain by Jesse L.


John McCain, zombie, Holy Taco Photoshop Contest
Comments

18 Responses to "Holy Taco Photoshop Winners - McCain Zombie"

  1. Bosco Says:
    October 20th, 2008 at 05:24 pm

    The Christmas Story one should've won....you guys suck.

  2. Poop Chute Says:
    October 20th, 2008 at 05:45 pm

    5 is easily the funniest one

  3. Says:
    October 20th, 2008 at 06:35 pm

    there wont be any obama photoshops of course, he is the Messiah..

  4. Wurmz Says:
    October 20th, 2008 at 06:38 pm

    @ Bosco - I agree - the Christmas Story one was by far the most creative.

  5. Eric Says:
    October 20th, 2008 at 06:48 pm

    Christmas Story should have one...

  6. blake Says:
    October 20th, 2008 at 06:59 pm

    Thriller was the best

  7. Money Says:
    October 20th, 2008 at 07:05 pm

    I vote for Christmas Story one as well.... Too funny

  8. dinoyum Says:
    October 20th, 2008 at 07:18 pm

    here's some great shots of mccain and his "infamous" tongue
    http://www.internetisfun.com/item.php?ownerid=1095&playid=5958e

  9. JT Says:
    October 20th, 2008 at 07:41 pm

    I saw a different Christmas Story photoshop last week... hmm... wonder who was first.

  10. Pratik Says:
    October 20th, 2008 at 08:40 pm

    #10 is missing Nixon's head in a jar of formaldehyde (from Futurama).

  11. Kyle N. Says:
    October 20th, 2008 at 09:02 pm

    The Christmas Story one was definitely the best. Where's my t-shirt yo?

  12. PDK Says:
    October 20th, 2008 at 10:06 pm

    #5 was the only one that made me actually laugh, but i agree christmas story shoulda won

  13. LOL Says:
    October 20th, 2008 at 11:37 pm

    Well I'm pissed mine wasn't even close... cuz it sucked.. but the Christmas Story one is definitely hands down the best.

  14. j clark Says:
    October 21st, 2008 at 11:56 am

    When will HT do one featuring the lovely and demure Michelle Obama?

  15. James Says:
    October 21st, 2008 at 01:19 pm

    I triple dog dare anyone to say the Christmas story one was not the best

  16. stdg Says:
    January 30th, 2009 at 06:43 am

    the Christmas story one was realy good, but not the best.

  17. PartMule Says:
    October 21st, 2008 at 11:55 pm

    fantastic!

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