Write a caption for these guys who are...uhh, breaking burning rocks on stomachs with a sledge hammer and you can win a copy of SOCOM - Confrontation with a Bluetooth headset. As usual, leave your captions in the comments section. Winners will be notified via HolyTaco.
Of course I will lay on that guy while you hammer me...what the hell is this block and lighter fluid for...oh shit this is not what I thought you meant!
Sergeant Andrews is seen here demonstrating the cure for Fire Crotch, should any of the young soldiers get the desire to try to bed Lindsay Lohan while on leave.
"Troopers! I have just received new orders. Our superiors say the war is canceled, and we can all go home. Bison is getting paid off for his crimes, and our friends will have died here... will have died for nothing. But... we can all go home. Meanwhile, ideals like these - freedom, and justice - they get packed up. But... we can all go home. Well... I'm not going home. I'm gonna go out in front of a crowd, and I'm going to light a cinder block on fire, and I'm going to lodge it in that son-of-a-bitch Bison's crotch with a sledgehammer so HARD... that the next Bison wanna-be is gonna feel it. Now who wants to go home... and who wants to go with ME!"
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October 21st, 2008 at 04:50 pm
This better rid me of crabs or i'll be pissed.
October 21st, 2008 at 05:03 pm
Soldiers practicing new sex games they learned in Iraq.
October 21st, 2008 at 05:04 pm
Dude, I'm #1.... NIIICE!
October 21st, 2008 at 05:04 pm
"... drinking his beer in the background, Alexei knew the cream would have been better..."
October 21st, 2008 at 05:06 pm
DO NOT FOLLOW THROUGH... CHECK THAT F@CKIN' SWING, MAN!!!
October 21st, 2008 at 05:11 pm
There are some things you just DO NOT need to experience, to know that the end result will be bad...
Smashing your d1ck with a hammer, is one of those things!
October 21st, 2008 at 05:16 pm
Battle Buddies. 8 out of 10 doctors recommend for ridding yourself of that annoying jock itch.
October 21st, 2008 at 05:17 pm
"Gonorrhea treatment excels after Iraqi liberation"
October 21st, 2008 at 05:20 pm
ah, goodtimes. This is when the Sarg whipped out his hammer and bricked all over my flaming crotch...such a massive load...
October 21st, 2008 at 05:29 pm
Don't ask, don't tell.
October 21st, 2008 at 05:32 pm
Private Smith immediately regretted missing Taps to watch Nalin Palin.
October 21st, 2008 at 05:42 pm
When you get that itching, cracking, burning, get Boom! Tough actin' Tinactin,
October 21st, 2008 at 05:51 pm
puss, this trick is meant to be done with your bare hands
October 21st, 2008 at 05:55 pm
Break time at Club Gitmo
October 21st, 2008 at 05:56 pm
Stop drop and roll is for pussies.
October 21st, 2008 at 05:57 pm
"My crotch burns for you and could use a pounding, but, damn, i didn't realize you had such a big 'hammer'......This is gonna hurt a little"
October 21st, 2008 at 05:58 pm
"Without the fire it would just be dumb."
October 21st, 2008 at 06:06 pm
"The military's vision of 'Hot Pants' were a little off..."
October 21st, 2008 at 06:31 pm
The few, the proud , the stupid
October 21st, 2008 at 06:33 pm
That's my burning wood
October 21st, 2008 at 06:33 pm
Wack a mole, hell no Wack a Joe
October 21st, 2008 at 06:36 pm
The president did not realize just how far the "Dont ask, don't tell" policy was going to go until today.
October 21st, 2008 at 06:39 pm
OUT!HELLSPAWN!OUT OF THIS POOR SOULS LOINS!..SPIT NOT YOURHEELFIRE AT ME!
October 21st, 2008 at 06:45 pm
"This is my rifle...
This is my gun...
This is my flaming chunk of concrete...
Oh, oww, what the hell???"
October 21st, 2008 at 06:49 pm
And he said, as he swung the mallet, "Fire-crotch, NO MORE!"
October 21st, 2008 at 06:54 pm
The Armed Forces try new forms of fund-raising, as effects of tough economic times are widespread.
October 21st, 2008 at 07:06 pm
Sgt. McHammerPenis verse Private HolyCrapThereIsaFlamingBrickOnMyCrotch Johnson
October 21st, 2008 at 07:07 pm
Eureka! So thats where the 515.4 billion dollars of military spending went...!
October 21st, 2008 at 07:08 pm
The Red Neck X Games never really took off.
October 21st, 2008 at 07:17 pm
So...That's how you club a seal!!
October 21st, 2008 at 07:23 pm
Crank dat, Soldier Boy!!!!
October 21st, 2008 at 07:34 pm
And now a P.S.A.
"Gnorrea, yea it's kinda like that."
October 21st, 2008 at 07:34 pm
Of course I will lay on that guy while you hammer me...what the hell is this block and lighter fluid for...oh shit this is not what I thought you meant!
October 21st, 2008 at 07:39 pm
"Holy shit we gotta save Gary he's about to be burned alive! You get the hammer, I'll go bend down behing him!"
October 21st, 2008 at 07:41 pm
Punishment for cock blocking the Sergeant
October 21st, 2008 at 07:42 pm
ahhhhhhhhhh I knew I shoulda joined the navy instead.
October 21st, 2008 at 07:44 pm
This game of leapfrog went horribly wrong.
October 21st, 2008 at 07:57 pm
Sergeant Andrews is seen here demonstrating the cure for Fire Crotch, should any of the young soldiers get the desire to try to bed Lindsay Lohan while on leave.
October 21st, 2008 at 08:01 pm
The most potent form of birth control, to date.
October 21st, 2008 at 08:05 pm
Soviet Russia do not take kindly to morning wood.
October 21st, 2008 at 08:12 pm
"I must break you............testicles."
October 21st, 2008 at 08:13 pm
Fire boarding
October 21st, 2008 at 08:13 pm
"I love the smell of burning pubes in the morning! Smells like victory."
October 21st, 2008 at 08:15 pm
Real men don't take "salt peter".
October 21st, 2008 at 08:19 pm
And I though Major Payne was bad.
October 21st, 2008 at 08:29 pm
Waterboarding is for pussies.
October 21st, 2008 at 08:33 pm
The worst part about the success of "The Surge": free time for Marines.
October 21st, 2008 at 08:56 pm
Prepare to get nut checked...
October 21st, 2008 at 09:09 pm
"Troopers! I have just received new orders. Our superiors say the war is canceled, and we can all go home. Bison is getting paid off for his crimes, and our friends will have died here... will have died for nothing. But... we can all go home. Meanwhile, ideals like these - freedom, and justice - they get packed up. But... we can all go home. Well... I'm not going home. I'm gonna go out in front of a crowd, and I'm going to light a cinder block on fire, and I'm going to lodge it in that son-of-a-bitch Bison's crotch with a sledgehammer so HARD... that the next Bison wanna-be is gonna feel it. Now who wants to go home... and who wants to go with ME!"
October 21st, 2008 at 09:12 pm
Fire nuts!! can i get a HOOORAH?!
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