Seeing a coke whore's eyes light up like a child on Christmas morning is one of the most beautiful things in the world. So what do you do when you can't score any coke? Well, according to this ad, Synth Coke will do just the trick. (Something tells me she doesn't even know she's in a commercial.)
Other crap to look at:
Tracy Bingham shows off her breasts (drunkenstepfather)
Introducing DoubleViking's hotties (doubleviking)
Sucker punched right out of his shoes (nothingtoxic)
Carolina Ardohain is hot (gorillamask)
Ref tackles player (EJB)
Marsha Brady talks about anal (theblemish)
Gisele Bundchen models in Santa Monica (cameltap)
The Brohemian Rhapsody (comedy.com)
The Keeley Hazell collection (fhm)
Swedish hockey fans pelt the ice with dildos (barstoolsports)
You should definitely try these Republican recipes! (youarehated)
Good morning. Many people weigh the guilt they will feel against the pleasure of the forbidden action they want to take.
I am from Bulgaria and learning to read in English, give please true I wrote the following sentence: "Sheldon is another small font which is great for viewing code.Cross colors, ringscolors, lines colors."
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October 21st, 2008 at 03:29 pm
That guys voice is exactly the same as Mike Damone of "Fast Times at Ridgemont High" fame. Awesomeness!
October 21st, 2008 at 06:52 pm
Straight-up amazing. Selling fake cocaine just to get with a coked whore
October 21st, 2008 at 07:13 pm
Wouldn't baking soda do the trick too? Assuming this chick is as coked out as she appears...
Jon Tricky would approve of this move: http://fiturl.com/0jT
October 21st, 2008 at 09:03 pm
Do yourself a favor and visit the Keeley Hazell link. She has the most exquisite set of natural breasts on the planet.
May 12th, 2009 at 12:55 pm
Good morning. Many people weigh the guilt they will feel against the pleasure of the forbidden action they want to take.
I am from Bulgaria and learning to read in English, give please true I wrote the following sentence: "Sheldon is another small font which is great for viewing code.Cross colors, ringscolors, lines colors."
Best regards :-), Sully.