Here at Holy Taco, we understand that sometimes life poses a question thats incredibly difficult to answer.
During those times, you may need someone to help you answer those tough questions. We're not those people. But that doesn't mean we can't try and answer any questions you might have, about anything at all. So, we'd like to introduce our very first "ask holy taco." Just submit a question in the comment section, about anything you want, and we'll answer 5-10 of them depending on how lazy we are. If we choose your question, you'll get a brand new car! Or T-shirt. Which ever we have more of in stock at the time. Ask away, and be sure to leave your e-mail address so we can mail you the car or shirt!
Taco Bell is giving out free tacos to everyone next Tuesday because someone stole a base in the world series. How come I can get free Holy Taco every day but I can only get free Unholy Diarrhea Taco next tuesday?
Somedays when my wife is at work, I jack-off so much that I cycle trought pretty much every color broad their is. black, white, asian, milf, and fatties.
Love
DDJ
PS - would you guys rather get a bj from a tranny but you didnt know at the time or accidently have sex with your long lost sister?
How crazy was the person that first decided to eat an egg? Honestly, did he/she watch a chicken dump an ovoid object from its ass and think, "I wonder what that tastes like?"
If I take a really gnarly dump, is it wrong to not flush it and show it off first? My wife gets pissed when I tell her to have a look before I flush. She also gets pretty mad if I don't use air freshener but I kind of like the way it smells.
Last night my wife wouldn't have sex with me, claiming a bogus headache. Like any caring man, I told her it was OK and that I understood entirely. Then I waited for her to fall asleep before masturbating into her shampoo bottle.
All day today her hair has been a giant mess of tangles. It's quite disgusting to look at. Do I need medical attention for some spunk-borne illness that causes hair tangles?
Is being one of the guys in a double penetration mean that I am gay? One of my friends says "Hell yes" while another one says "Stop slapping your balls against mine".
I know stalking laws vary from state to state, but generally speaking, if I confine my activities to daylight hours, is that still considered stalking?
If I were to construct a "Douchebag Heirarchy," what would the rungs look like? I would level the following as such: Frat Guys, John Mayer, Guidos, Spencer Pratt, Dane Cook. I'm sure there are a lot more I forgot.
I already won a tee shirt; does this mean I'll never be eligible to win anything else from you guys? And if I can, and the prize is a tee shirt, and I win it, can I trade it for something else? Because I don't need two tee shirts.
I know that I'm limiting my future chances of receiving a T-Shirt, despite the fact that a future comment may be absolutely worthy of one!
Anyhow, my question is:
Why do the writers/bloggers at 'Holy Taco' seem to drop the ball when it comes to proper punctuation and use of the English language? Aren't they writers, after all? It's (note the apostrophe) pretty sad. English, and its (note: no apostrophe) usage, should be of importance to those who write for a living (or even as a hobby). Having said that, good commentary is a different matter, and that is why I tune in often - y'all are very fucking funny, y'here? And yes, that spelling was intentional.
if there was a taco, not an ordinary taco but a 'holy taco' and jesus came to you in a dream and said 'though shalt eat the holy taco', would you eat the taco with hot sauce or salsa?
A certain nuclear reactor is fueld with 2,000 kg of uranium rods enriched to 25.0 weight percent 235U. The remainder is 238U. The density of the Uranium is 19.1 g/cm^3.
Crazy Train, as a winner of one of those shirts in the past, they're pretty sweet shirts. The ladies will want to lick your balls all kinds of ways. And a million people will as you, what is a Holy Taco?
I work as an intern as a marketing assistant. I write press releases, add marketing content and i am never late. i'm postive i can make dick jokes because i have one of average length. Can I have a job?
this is not an entry...but if you do select it, i don't want your shirt...i want a job.
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October 22nd, 2008 at 10:23 pm
Do ninjas talk?
October 22nd, 2008 at 10:35 pm
Taco Bell is giving out free tacos to everyone next Tuesday because someone stole a base in the world series. How come I can get free Holy Taco every day but I can only get free Unholy Diarrhea Taco next tuesday?
October 22nd, 2008 at 10:39 pm
Also; how come the secret service showed up at my house when I did a google image search for "Sarah Palin Holy Taco"?
October 22nd, 2008 at 10:54 pm
why are they called hemroids wouldnt is be smarter if THEY were called asteroids?
October 22nd, 2008 at 11:09 pm
do you know where my remote control is?
October 22nd, 2008 at 11:11 pm
What's a Cleveland Steamer?
October 22nd, 2008 at 11:20 pm
Do I know what rhetorical means?
October 22nd, 2008 at 11:23 pm
Does the guy or girl take birth control?
October 22nd, 2008 at 11:36 pm
Do your parents know that you're gay?
October 22nd, 2008 at 11:50 pm
Why is Holy Taco so amazing?
October 22nd, 2008 at 11:52 pm
Dear Holy Taco,
Somedays when my wife is at work, I jack-off so much that I cycle trought pretty much every color broad their is. black, white, asian, milf, and fatties.
Love
DDJ
PS - would you guys rather get a bj from a tranny but you didnt know at the time or accidently have sex with your long lost sister?
October 22nd, 2008 at 11:59 pm
So...why is that people say they're taking a Dump , instead of leaving a dump.. I mean... they're not really taking it anywhere?
October 23rd, 2008 at 12:00 am
How did the term "Holy Taco" come about? What does it mean and why is it the name of this website??
October 23rd, 2008 at 12:02 am
How crazy was the person that first decided to eat an egg? Honestly, did he/she watch a chicken dump an ovoid object from its ass and think, "I wonder what that tastes like?"
October 23rd, 2008 at 12:07 am
Why does my finger slide so easily in my ass in the shower, yet it won't go in an inch of the shower?
October 23rd, 2008 at 12:18 am
What if underwear had tongues?
October 23rd, 2008 at 12:19 am
What exactly is Kim Kardashian's ass made of??
October 23rd, 2008 at 12:29 am
Do you realize what you've done here?
October 23rd, 2008 at 12:30 am
I like Turtles.....
Is there a God?
October 23rd, 2008 at 12:31 am
How old do you have to be before having sex/jacking it is ok?
October 23rd, 2008 at 12:40 am
If I take a really gnarly dump, is it wrong to not flush it and show it off first? My wife gets pissed when I tell her to have a look before I flush. She also gets pretty mad if I don't use air freshener but I kind of like the way it smells.
October 23rd, 2008 at 12:42 am
Does getting a blowjob from a guy make you gay? What about 18 blowjobs from 13 different guys?
October 23rd, 2008 at 01:01 am
Last night my wife wouldn't have sex with me, claiming a bogus headache. Like any caring man, I told her it was OK and that I understood entirely. Then I waited for her to fall asleep before masturbating into her shampoo bottle.
All day today her hair has been a giant mess of tangles. It's quite disgusting to look at. Do I need medical attention for some spunk-borne illness that causes hair tangles?
October 23rd, 2008 at 01:07 am
Is being one of the guys in a double penetration mean that I am gay? One of my friends says "Hell yes" while another one says "Stop slapping your balls against mine".
What do you think?
October 23rd, 2008 at 01:19 am
Why do people try so hard just for a holytaco T-shirt?
October 23rd, 2008 at 01:20 am
If I take a dump in the morning, and a condom falls out, how can I tell which of my two dads raped me the night before?
October 23rd, 2008 at 01:27 am
Why is it Asian women are always with white men, and not the other way around? Are Asian guys such douches, or just too short?
October 23rd, 2008 at 01:52 am
What's that cheesy smell on my fingers after I scratch my balls?
October 23rd, 2008 at 02:07 am
I know stalking laws vary from state to state, but generally speaking, if I confine my activities to daylight hours, is that still considered stalking?
October 23rd, 2008 at 02:20 am
Let's say your Grandpa, named Jack, got stuck on the roof. Would you do Madonna or slap Samberg?
October 23rd, 2008 at 02:49 am
Why holy taco? Why a taco? and why is it holy? why not unholy? and why not a churro? I know thats more than one question but...........fuck u.
October 23rd, 2008 at 02:52 am
where can i get dinosaur pornography?
October 23rd, 2008 at 03:52 am
What are the perfect co-workers?
October 23rd, 2008 at 04:15 am
Does Holy Taco smoke that real sticky icky ganja?
October 23rd, 2008 at 04:23 am
How do blind people know when to stop wiping?
October 23rd, 2008 at 05:10 am
If I were to construct a "Douchebag Heirarchy," what would the rungs look like? I would level the following as such: Frat Guys, John Mayer, Guidos, Spencer Pratt, Dane Cook. I'm sure there are a lot more I forgot.
October 23rd, 2008 at 05:39 am
Dear HT,
I already won a tee shirt; does this mean I'll never be eligible to win anything else from you guys? And if I can, and the prize is a tee shirt, and I win it, can I trade it for something else? Because I don't need two tee shirts.
Thanks.
October 23rd, 2008 at 07:20 am
I know that I'm limiting my future chances of receiving a T-Shirt, despite the fact that a future comment may be absolutely worthy of one!
Anyhow, my question is:
Why do the writers/bloggers at 'Holy Taco' seem to drop the ball when it comes to proper punctuation and use of the English language? Aren't they writers, after all? It's (note the apostrophe) pretty sad. English, and its (note: no apostrophe) usage, should be of importance to those who write for a living (or even as a hobby). Having said that, good commentary is a different matter, and that is why I tune in often - y'all are very fucking funny, y'here? And yes, that spelling was intentional.
Thanks for the laughs.
October 23rd, 2008 at 09:20 am
Is Richard Dawkins God?
October 23rd, 2008 at 10:36 am
p.s. I realize that I'm not really that cleaver, but I do like to molest my neighbor's dog.
October 23rd, 2008 at 11:34 am
if there was a taco, not an ordinary taco but a 'holy taco' and jesus came to you in a dream and said 'though shalt eat the holy taco', would you eat the taco with hot sauce or salsa?
October 23rd, 2008 at 11:40 am
A certain nuclear reactor is fueld with 2,000 kg of uranium rods enriched to 25.0 weight percent 235U. The remainder is 238U. The density of the Uranium is 19.1 g/cm^3.
How much 235U is in the reactor?
October 23rd, 2008 at 11:54 am
If a tree falls in the woods and nobody sees it, is Zac Efron still a douchebag?
October 23rd, 2008 at 11:59 am
HT...you must answer Flip Washington's question.
.....that was hilarious. I must know the answer...do they smell the TP...based on strength of odor?
October 23rd, 2008 at 12:01 pm
How did you get Ben Bernanke to pose for your Ask Holy Taco picture? Isn't he busy?
October 23rd, 2008 at 12:31 pm
Will I ever receive the HolyTaco t-shirt I won in the Give-A-Wednesday contest three weeks ago?
October 23rd, 2008 at 12:36 pm
Crazy Train, as a winner of one of those shirts in the past, they're pretty sweet shirts. The ladies will want to lick your balls all kinds of ways. And a million people will as you, what is a Holy Taco?
Well, What is it?
October 23rd, 2008 at 01:05 pm
I work as an intern as a marketing assistant. I write press releases, add marketing content and i am never late. i'm postive i can make dick jokes because i have one of average length. Can I have a job?
this is not an entry...but if you do select it, i don't want your shirt...i want a job.
-DDJ
October 23rd, 2008 at 01:10 pm
If I called you an asshole, would you be mad? You're an asshole.
October 23rd, 2008 at 01:40 pm
Why did I just see an add for the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints beside your Miley Cyrus Jailbait article?
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