We have laws in this country. But most of the time if you're famous, you can get away with breaking most of them. But one thing that you can never ever do and get away with, no matter how famous you are, is put your over 18 year old penis, inside an under 18 year old vagina. It's sort of like being a pitcher and getting behind in the count: you can do it for a while successfully, but at some point, it's going to catch up to you and bad things are going to happen. Miley Cyrus doesn't understand this, but her boyfriend needs to. Usmagazine.com reports:
"After my last two years, there's been a lot of things that happened, so I've learned just not to judge anyone and go into our friendship with an open mind and not really worry about the age or anything," she said.
She's right, she doesn't have to worry about age. He on the other hand, should probably worry. Let's just think about this for a second. He's f-ing the face of Disney. You don't want to screw with Disney. Right now this kid's is navigating a mine field with his penis. Penises weren't meant to be used to navigate mine fields. They're meant for putting smiles and ejaculate on peoples faces. One wrong turn and he's going to be in a different relationship.
"But one thing that you can never ever do and get away with, no matter how famous you are, is put your over 18 year old penis, inside an under 18 year old vagina."
"But one thing that you can never ever do and get away with, no matter how famous you are, is put your over 18 year old penis, inside an under 18 year old vagina."
Just one example...Love the site, way off on this one though
Thats a fukin lie holy taco, what fukin country do you live in? an 18 year old can fuck a 17 year old 100 percent legally. an 18 year old can fuck a 15 year old, 100 percnet legally, once you pass that 4 year gap then it becomes illegal. If an 18 year old wants to fuck a 14 year old, then you're breaking the law. If a 21 year old wants to fuck a 17 year old, then thats breaking the law. Get your shit straight.
the laws vary state by state. remember that dude down in georgia? he got his junk sucked and ended up sucking junk in jail. don't mess with the young ones.
Well i just found out that the dude is 20 and she's 15, so that would certainly be illegal. I also found out that they're hardcore christians so assuming thats true, i dont think that 15 year old christian cunt will be penetrated any time soon.
I heard about some chicks in Alabama who let their boyfriends nail them anally because they thought that they would remain virgins since there was no vaginal penetration. Wonder if that's the story here.
So.. Not to be the only asshole nitpicker, but what's up with the fat jailbird dude's key chain? Or is it a name tag? "Hello. My name is Big J and you look purty." Oh wait! Maybe it's the key to unlock his cell, and he's so badass that he wears it around his neck! That would be totally badass. Talk about living life on the edge.
why in the hell does he have to fuck her? just because he's old as fuck he HAS to fuck her? I doubt she's Jamie Lynn's stupid ass, I doubt he's hitting that. But I think maybe in his mind he thinks he can get it, and I bet that is gonna be why that break up because he didn't get it!
okay the laws do vary from state to state. just like with Jamie Lynn and her bf. it depended on where he popped her cherry. same applies for miley and her bf depends on where he pops hers. most likely they have done the nasty...i wouldnt doubt it. no 15 should already have a slew of nasty pics on the internet where she is wearing bra's and panties...its not the same as a bikini. id say shes the next star to have a sex tape. and im serious. shes supposedly hard core christian yeah right. she fucking dances on a stripper pole and has nasty pics on the internet. damn jesus really loves them all! if her botfriend was smart [which i doubt] he would leave her alone until she is 18. Lilo and Wilmer Valderama did it. they kept their relationship as quiet as they could until she was 18.
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October 23rd, 2008 at 12:57 am
"But one thing that you can never ever do and get away with, no matter how famous you are, is put your over 18 year old penis, inside an under 18 year old vagina."
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ages_of_consent_in_North_America#Michigan just gives one example where age of consent is less than 18...Love the site, but wayyyy off on this one
October 23rd, 2008 at 12:59 am
"But one thing that you can never ever do and get away with, no matter how famous you are, is put your over 18 year old penis, inside an under 18 year old vagina."
Just one example...Love the site, way off on this one though
October 23rd, 2008 at 02:34 am
Thats a fukin lie holy taco, what fukin country do you live in? an 18 year old can fuck a 17 year old 100 percent legally. an 18 year old can fuck a 15 year old, 100 percnet legally, once you pass that 4 year gap then it becomes illegal. If an 18 year old wants to fuck a 14 year old, then you're breaking the law. If a 21 year old wants to fuck a 17 year old, then thats breaking the law. Get your shit straight.
October 23rd, 2008 at 03:10 am
the laws vary state by state. remember that dude down in georgia? he got his junk sucked and ended up sucking junk in jail. don't mess with the young ones.
October 23rd, 2008 at 03:33 am
Well i just found out that the dude is 20 and she's 15, so that would certainly be illegal. I also found out that they're hardcore christians so assuming thats true, i dont think that 15 year old christian cunt will be penetrated any time soon.
October 23rd, 2008 at 04:48 am
I heard about some chicks in Alabama who let their boyfriends nail them anally because they thought that they would remain virgins since there was no vaginal penetration. Wonder if that's the story here.
October 23rd, 2008 at 07:45 am
1. i think sir Seth needs to calm ze phuck down
2. you think if i start rockin a goatee and lanyard i may have a chance?
October 23rd, 2008 at 11:32 am
So does this mean with new sex offender laws that Miley's BF will not be giving out candy this year for Halloween? :(
October 23rd, 2008 at 11:34 am
P.S. i think i found waldo on the left side of that photo yay!!!! i win
October 23rd, 2008 at 08:50 pm
So.. Not to be the only asshole nitpicker, but what's up with the fat jailbird dude's key chain? Or is it a name tag? "Hello. My name is Big J and you look purty." Oh wait! Maybe it's the key to unlock his cell, and he's so badass that he wears it around his neck! That would be totally badass. Talk about living life on the edge.
October 24th, 2008 at 03:52 am
why in the hell does he have to fuck her? just because he's old as fuck he HAS to fuck her? I doubt she's Jamie Lynn's stupid ass, I doubt he's hitting that. But I think maybe in his mind he thinks he can get it, and I bet that is gonna be why that break up because he didn't get it!
August 11th, 2009 at 07:47 am
okay the laws do vary from state to state. just like with Jamie Lynn and her bf. it depended on where he popped her cherry. same applies for miley and her bf depends on where he pops hers. most likely they have done the nasty...i wouldnt doubt it. no 15 should already have a slew of nasty pics on the internet where she is wearing bra's and panties...its not the same as a bikini. id say shes the next star to have a sex tape. and im serious. shes supposedly hard core christian yeah right. she fucking dances on a stripper pole and has nasty pics on the internet. damn jesus really loves them all! if her botfriend was smart [which i doubt] he would leave her alone until she is 18. Lilo and Wilmer Valderama did it. they kept their relationship as quiet as they could until she was 18.
October 25th, 2008 at 10:04 am
It'd be sweet if she could watch me masturbate, then pop it on her face
that wouldn't be breaking any laws, would it?