You Might Want To Skip Dessert

October 22nd, 2008 | 11:40 am

Call me politically incorrect, but I prefer to to have all my food prepared by chefs that are not cocks. It doesn't matter what age the cock is, or what cocking school he went to, I just would rather have my food made by chefs...or cooks. If that makes me old fashioned, well, I'm sorry.

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Comments

2 Responses to "You Might Want To Skip Dessert"

  1. Seth Says:

    it's supposed to say "cook" obviously you idiots

  2. Buddy Ice Says:

    Especially black cocks, they're way to big to make food.

    And Seth, I don't see what you mean, can you explain?

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