I Would Go To Children's Recitals If They Were Like This

October 23rd, 2008 | 10:29 pm

I took piano lessons for exactly three weeks. I learned to play one half of Heart and Soul, and my brother learned to play the other half. Then we'd come home and play it on the shitty piano at our house until it pissed off my dad. That was the only enjoyment I got out of playing piano, but I think if I was a little asian girl who knew how to rock the f*&k out on the keyboard and play Carry On My Wayward Son, I would have also enjoyed that.

The best part is at the end, when she finishes this 5 minute performance and has rocked the shit out of this recital, she gets a golf clap. Piss poor audience, piss poor.

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7 Responses to "I Would Go To Children's Recitals If They Were Like This"

  1. dawgluh Says:

    Id hit it....

  2. Anonymous Says:

    same ftw

  3. carlos mac Says:

    Man she worked it! Had the Golf Cap & white Boa workin.
    Conservative culture, conservative audience.

  4. culture shock Says:

    Sounds like she was being introduced in Japanese or Korean. In those cultures everyone might get a golf clap, and they probably don't clap as much for the girls as the guys.

    But that was one insanely awesome solo. Cool kid!

  5. MarciiS Says:

    You're right. In japanese culture the highest praise an audience can give is silence. I small clap means they were very, very impressed regardless.

  6. fastmusicfan Says:

    Is this the same chick that absolutely crushs "Red Barchetta" by Rush also?

  7. Dant the Music Master Says:

    Impressive and funny in that the applause was definately not reflective of the quality of playing.

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