Crissy Moran

October 23rd, 2008 | 11:53 am
Age: 32 Where you've seen her: Crissy Moran is an "adult" actress who found the Lord and quit the business. Now she appears in movies like "Oversold," which, according to her wikipedia page is, "Oversold is a modern day adaptation of the Hosea story found in the Old Testament in which God tells the prophet Hosea to marry a prostitute. Oversold is essentially the same story just put in a modern context. In this case, the prophet is a pastor and the prostitute is a stripper from Las Vegas." So, even though she's no longer having sex for money, she's still a prostitute. Now that's progress. Pointless quote: “God wants me to be less hot.”

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  1. </a></cite> Says: <br> <small class="commentmetadata"><a href="/2008/10/24/crissy-moran/#comment-597533" title="">May 13th, 2009 at 09:39 am</a> </small> <p>How are you. The great thing about a computer notebook is that no matter how much you stuff into it, it doesn't get bigger or heavier.<br /> I am from Liechtenstein and also am speaking English, give true I wrote the following sentence: "By pal negyesi moscow general motors has the kind of problem in russia that automakers love to have anywhere - too few vehicles for demand.Market research, business analysis, competitive intelligence, statistics and avtovaz."</p> <p>Thank you very much :D. Valora.</p> <div class="links"> <ul class="links"><li class="first last "><a href="/"><a href="/user/login?destination=node/5193%2523comment-form">Login</a> or <a href="/user/register?destination=node/5193%2523comment-form">register</a> to post comments</a></li></ul> </div> </li> </div></div> <!-- /comment-inner, /comment --> <div class="indented"><a id="comment-698815"></a> <a id="comment-698815"></a> <div class="comment "><div class="comment-inner"> <li class="" id="comment-698815"> <cite> Hey, where's the webmaster?</cite> Says: <br> <small class="commentmetadata"><a href="/2008/10/24/crissy-moran/#comment-698815" title="">May 26th, 2009 at 11:37 am</a> </small> <p>Dear WM,<br /> I realize you have an awesome job(you know, between auto-eroticism and voyeurism and all)...but do you think you could hire a monkey to delete the spam posts?</p> <div class="links"> <ul class="links"><li class="first last "><a href="/"><a href="/user/login?destination=node/5193%2523comment-form">Login</a> or <a href="/user/register?destination=node/5193%2523comment-form">register</a> to post comments</a></li></ul> </div> </li> </div></div> <!-- /comment-inner, /comment --> </div><a id="comment-237246"></a> <a id="comment-237246"></a> <div class="comment "><div class="comment-inner"> <li class="" id="comment-237246"> <cite> DARYOSH</cite> Says: <br> <small class="commentmetadata"><a href="/2008/10/24/crissy-moran/#comment-237246" title="">March 2nd, 2009 at 04:34 am</a> </small> <p>HI CRICCY I JUST WANTED TO SAY YOU ARE VERY BEAUTIFUL<br /> I LOVE YOU MIS CRICCY BY BY</p> <div class="links"> <ul class="links"><li class="first last "><a href="/"><a href="/user/login?destination=node/5193%2523comment-form">Login</a> or <a href="/user/register?destination=node/5193%2523comment-form">register</a> to post comments</a></li></ul> </div> </li> </div></div> <!-- /comment-inner, /comment --> <a id="comment-234440"></a> <a id="comment-234440"></a> <div class="comment "><div class="comment-inner"> <li class="" id="comment-234440"> <cite> David</cite> Says: <br> <small class="commentmetadata"><a href="/2008/10/24/crissy-moran/#comment-234440" title="">February 27th, 2009 at 05:11 am</a> </small> <p>I really don't believe anyone at any point gave a shit what her religeous orientation was or is, LOOK at her and stop sniveling.</p> <div class="links"> <ul class="links"><li class="first last "><a href="/"><a href="/user/login?destination=node/5193%2523comment-form">Login</a> or <a href="/user/register?destination=node/5193%2523comment-form">register</a> to post comments</a></li></ul> </div> </li> </div></div> <!-- /comment-inner, /comment --> <a id="comment-233784"></a> <a id="comment-233784"></a> <div class="comment "><div class="comment-inner"> <li class="alt" id="comment-233784"> <cite> Anonymous</cite> Says: <br> <small class="commentmetadata"><a href="/2008/10/24/crissy-moran/#comment-233784" title="">February 26th, 2009 at 11:33 pm</a> </small> <p>Finding Jesus has nothing to do with your success in this world. It has to do with less misery after death.</p> <div class="links"> <ul class="links"><li class="first last "><a href="/"><a href="/user/login?destination=node/5193%2523comment-form">Login</a> or <a href="/user/register?destination=node/5193%2523comment-form">register</a> to post comments</a></li></ul> </div> </li> </div></div> <!-- /comment-inner, /comment --> <a id="comment-233343"></a> <a id="comment-233343"></a> <div class="comment "><div class="comment-inner"> <li class="" id="comment-233343"> <cite> Anonymous</cite> Says: <br> <small class="commentmetadata"><a href="/2008/10/24/crissy-moran/#comment-233343" title="">February 26th, 2009 at 06:07 pm</a> </small> <p>I wonder if Jesus has punished his unit while looking at Crissy's spread pussy and asshole as much as I have.</p> <div class="links"> <ul class="links"><li class="first last "><a href="/"><a href="/user/login?destination=node/5193%2523comment-form">Login</a> or <a href="/user/register?destination=node/5193%2523comment-form">register</a> to post comments</a></li></ul> </div> </li> </div></div> <!-- /comment-inner, /comment --> <div class="indented"><a id="comment-234796"></a> <a id="comment-234796"></a> <div class="comment "><div class="comment-inner"> <li class="" id="comment-234796"> <cite> Anonymous</cite> Says: <br> <small class="commentmetadata"><a href="/2008/10/24/crissy-moran/#comment-234796" title="">February 27th, 2009 at 08:24 am</a> </small> <p>Does jesus have a unit? And how many times does he shake it after he pees?</p> <div class="links"> <ul class="links"><li class="first last "><a href="/"><a href="/user/login?destination=node/5193%2523comment-form">Login</a> or <a href="/user/register?destination=node/5193%2523comment-form">register</a> to post comments</a></li></ul> </div> </li> </div></div> <!-- /comment-inner, /comment --> </div><a id="comment-219632"></a> <a id="comment-219632"></a> <div class="comment "><div class="comment-inner"> <li class="alt" id="comment-219632"> <cite> Anonymous</cite> Says: <br> <small class="commentmetadata"><a href="/2008/10/24/crissy-moran/#comment-219632" title="">February 20th, 2009 at 06:44 pm</a> </small> <p>I think it's time we start converting some Christian prudes to whores, who's with me???</p> <div class="links"> <ul class="links"><li class="first last "><a href="/"><a href="/user/login?destination=node/5193%2523comment-form">Login</a> or <a href="/user/register?destination=node/5193%2523comment-form">register</a> to post comments</a></li></ul> </div> </li> </div></div> <!-- /comment-inner, /comment --> <div class="indented"><a id="comment-698817"></a> <a id="comment-698817"></a> <div class="comment "><div class="comment-inner"> <li class="alt" id="comment-698817"> <cite> NiceTry</cite> Says: <br> <small class="commentmetadata"><a href="/2008/10/24/crissy-moran/#comment-698817" title="">May 26th, 2009 at 11:38 am</a> </small> <p>Your a little late; they start that shit in Catholic school.</p> <div class="links"> <ul class="links"><li class="first last "><a href="/"><a href="/user/login?destination=node/5193%2523comment-form">Login</a> or <a href="/user/register?destination=node/5193%2523comment-form">register</a> to post comments</a></li></ul> </div> </li> </div></div> <!-- /comment-inner, /comment --> <a id="comment-221430"></a> <a id="comment-221430"></a> <div class="comment "><div class="comment-inner"> <li class="alt" id="comment-221430"> <cite> <a href="http://freetube.110mb.com/adult.php" rel="external nofollow">Watch Adult Television Free</a></cite> Says: <br> <small class="commentmetadata"><a href="/2008/10/24/crissy-moran/#comment-221430" title="">February 21st, 2009 at 04:15 pm</a> </small> <p>I think you meant you'd like to inspect her anals in history.</p> <div class="links"> <ul class="links"><li class="first last "><a href="/"><a href="/user/login?destination=node/5193%2523comment-form">Login</a> or <a href="/user/register?destination=node/5193%2523comment-form">register</a> to post comments</a></li></ul> </div> </li> </div></div> <!-- /comment-inner, /comment --> </div><a id="comment-192751"></a> <a id="comment-192751"></a> <div class="comment "><div class="comment-inner"> <li class="" id="comment-192751"> <cite> Anonymous</cite> Says: <br> <small class="commentmetadata"><a href="/2008/10/24/crissy-moran/#comment-192751" title="">February 1st, 2009 at 06:25 am</a> </small> <p>i am happy she has found jesus because now she will not go to hell like u lot!</p> <div class="links"> <ul class="links"><li class="first last "><a href="/"><a href="/user/login?destination=node/5193%2523comment-form">Login</a> or <a href="/user/register?destination=node/5193%2523comment-form">register</a> to post comments</a></li></ul> </div> </li> </div></div> <!-- /comment-inner, /comment --> <div class="indented"><a id="comment-225038"></a> <a id="comment-225038"></a> <div class="comment "><div class="comment-inner"> <li class="" id="comment-225038"> <cite> Paul J</cite> Says: <br> <small class="commentmetadata"><a href="/2008/10/24/crissy-moran/#comment-225038" title="">February 23rd, 2009 at 06:23 am</a> </small> <p>Is David Berkowitz going to heaven now that he is a saved man. I don't think so. You're a moron.</p> <div class="links"> <ul class="links"><li class="first last "><a href="/"><a href="/user/login?destination=node/5193%2523comment-form">Login</a> or <a href="/user/register?destination=node/5193%2523comment-form">register</a> to post comments</a></li></ul> </div> </li> </div></div> <!-- /comment-inner, /comment --> </div><a id="comment-147283"></a> <a id="comment-147283"></a> <div class="comment "><div class="comment-inner"> <li class="alt" id="comment-147283"> <cite> MUJAHET</cite> Says: <br> <small class="commentmetadata"><a href="/2008/10/24/crissy-moran/#comment-147283" title="">January 15th, 2009 at 03:23 pm</a> </small> <p>AILAVIYU</p> <div class="links"> <ul class="links"><li class="first last "><a href="/"><a href="/user/login?destination=node/5193%2523comment-form">Login</a> or <a href="/user/register?destination=node/5193%2523comment-form">register</a> to post comments</a></li></ul> </div> </li> </div></div> <!-- /comment-inner, /comment --> <a id="comment-21910"></a> <a id="comment-21910"></a> <div class="comment "><div class="comment-inner"> <li class="" id="comment-21910"> <cite> Ryan</cite> Says: <br> <small class="commentmetadata"><a href="/2008/10/24/crissy-moran/#comment-21910" title="">November 3rd, 2008 at 07:54 am</a> </small> <p>Finding God is never good for your career. People need to learn that sooner than later.</p> <div class="links"> <ul class="links"><li class="first last "><a href="/"><a href="/user/login?destination=node/5193%2523comment-form">Login</a> or <a href="/user/register?destination=node/5193%2523comment-form">register</a> to post comments</a></li></ul> </div> </li> </div></div> <!-- /comment-inner, /comment --> <a id="comment-21454"></a> <a id="comment-21454"></a> <div class="comment "><div class="comment-inner"> <li class="alt" id="comment-21454"> <cite> <a href="http://www.holytaco" rel="external nofollow">vineet</a></cite> Says: <br> <small class="commentmetadata"><a href="/2008/10/24/crissy-moran/#comment-21454" title="">October 24th, 2008 at 01:48 pm</a> </small> <p>i want to sex with you</p> <div class="links"> <ul class="links"><li class="first last "><a href="/"><a href="/user/login?destination=node/5193%2523comment-form">Login</a> or <a href="/user/register?destination=node/5193%2523comment-form">register</a> to post comments</a></li></ul> </div> </li> </div></div> <!-- /comment-inner, /comment --> <a id="comment-21453"></a> <a id="comment-21453"></a> <div class="comment "><div class="comment-inner"> <li class="" id="comment-21453"> <cite> Buddy Ice</cite> Says: <br> <small class="commentmetadata"><a href="/2008/10/24/crissy-moran/#comment-21453" title="">October 23rd, 2008 at 05:00 pm</a> </small> <p>I hate when these fucking porn stars go find Jesus. God, it's so annoying; like he can't get any pussy he wants, he has to take our spank material too.</p> <div class="links"> <ul class="links"><li class="first last "><a href="/"><a href="/user/login?destination=node/5193%2523comment-form">Login</a> or <a href="/user/register?destination=node/5193%2523comment-form">register</a> to post comments</a></li></ul> </div> </li> </div></div> <!-- /comment-inner, /comment --> <a id="comment-21452"></a> <a id="comment-21452"></a> <div class="comment "><div class="comment-inner"> <li class="alt" id="comment-21452"> <cite> nodoczerodownteaser</cite> Says: <br> <small class="commentmetadata"><a href="/2008/10/24/crissy-moran/#comment-21452" title="">October 23rd, 2008 at 01:13 pm</a> </small> <p>does she now write for Christian Nymphos?</p> <div class="links"> <ul class="links"><li class="first last "><a href="/"><a href="/user/login?destination=node/5193%2523comment-form">Login</a> or <a href="/user/register?destination=node/5193%2523comment-form">register</a> to post comments</a></li></ul> </div> </li> </div></div> <!-- /comment-inner, /comment --> </ol> </div> </div> <!-- Right column --> <div id="column-right"> <div class="block"> <script language="JavaScript" type="text/javascript"> ord=Math.random()*10000000000000000; 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