Crissy Moran

October 23rd, 2008 | 10:53 am
Age: 32 Where you've seen her: Crissy Moran is an "adult" actress who found the Lord and quit the business. Now she appears in movies like "Oversold," which, according to her wikipedia page is, "Oversold is a modern day adaptation of the Hosea story found in the Old Testament in which God tells the prophet Hosea to marry a prostitute. Oversold is essentially the same story just put in a modern context. In this case, the prophet is a pastor and the prostitute is a stripper from Las Vegas." So, even though she's no longer having sex for money, she's still a prostitute. Now that's progress. Pointless quote: “God wants me to be less hot.”
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17 Responses to "Crissy Moran"

  1. nodoczerodownteaser Says:

    does she now write for Christian Nymphos?

  2. Buddy Ice Says:

    I hate when these fucking porn stars go find Jesus. God, it's so annoying; like he can't get any pussy he wants, he has to take our spank material too.

  3. vineet Says:

    i want to sex with you

  4. Ryan Says:

    Finding God is never good for your career. People need to learn that sooner than later.

  5. MUJAHET Says:

    AILAVIYU

  6. Anonymous Says:

    i am happy she has found jesus because now she will not go to hell like u lot!

  7. Paul J Says:

    Is David Berkowitz going to heaven now that he is a saved man. I don't think so. You're a moron.

  8. Anonymous Says:

    I think it's time we start converting some Christian prudes to whores, who's with me???

  9. Watch Adult Television Free Says:

    I think you meant you'd like to inspect her anals in history.

  10. NiceTry Says:

    Your a little late; they start that shit in Catholic school.

  11. Anonymous Says:

    I wonder if Jesus has punished his unit while looking at Crissy's spread pussy and asshole as much as I have.

  12. Anonymous Says:

    Does jesus have a unit? And how many times does he shake it after he pees?

  13. Anonymous Says:

    Finding Jesus has nothing to do with your success in this world. It has to do with less misery after death.

  14. David Says:

    I really don't believe anyone at any point gave a shit what her religeous orientation was or is, LOOK at her and stop sniveling.

  15. DARYOSH Says:

    HI CRICCY I JUST WANTED TO SAY YOU ARE VERY BEAUTIFUL
    I LOVE YOU MIS CRICCY BY BY

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