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Crissy Moran

October 23rd, 2008 | 11:53 am
Age: 32 Where you've seen her: Crissy Moran is an "adult" actress who found the Lord and quit the business. Now she appears in movies like "Oversold," which, according to her wikipedia page is, "Oversold is a modern day adaptation of the Hosea story found in the Old Testament in which God tells the prophet Hosea to marry a prostitute. Oversold is essentially the same story just put in a modern context. In this case, the prophet is a pastor and the prostitute is a stripper from Las Vegas." So, even though she's no longer having sex for money, she's still a prostitute. Now that's progress. Pointless quote: “God wants me to be less hot.”
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17 Responses to "Crissy Moran"

  1. nodoczerodownteaser Says:
    October 23rd, 2008 at 01:13 pm

    does she now write for Christian Nymphos?

  2. Buddy Ice Says:
    October 23rd, 2008 at 05:00 pm

    I hate when these fucking porn stars go find Jesus. God, it's so annoying; like he can't get any pussy he wants, he has to take our spank material too.

  3. vineet Says:
    October 24th, 2008 at 01:48 pm

    i want to sex with you

  4. Ryan Says:
    November 3rd, 2008 at 07:54 am

    Finding God is never good for your career. People need to learn that sooner than later.

  5. MUJAHET Says:
    January 15th, 2009 at 03:23 pm

    AILAVIYU

  6. Anonymous Says:
    February 1st, 2009 at 06:25 am

    i am happy she has found jesus because now she will not go to hell like u lot!

  7. Paul J Says:
    February 23rd, 2009 at 06:23 am

    Is David Berkowitz going to heaven now that he is a saved man. I don't think so. You're a moron.

  8. Anonymous Says:
    February 20th, 2009 at 06:44 pm

    I think it's time we start converting some Christian prudes to whores, who's with me???

  9. Watch Adult Television Free Says:
    February 21st, 2009 at 04:15 pm

    I think you meant you'd like to inspect her anals in history.

  10. NiceTry Says:
    May 26th, 2009 at 11:38 am

    Your a little late; they start that shit in Catholic school.

  11. Anonymous Says:
    February 26th, 2009 at 06:07 pm

    I wonder if Jesus has punished his unit while looking at Crissy's spread pussy and asshole as much as I have.

  12. Anonymous Says:
    February 27th, 2009 at 08:24 am

    Does jesus have a unit? And how many times does he shake it after he pees?

  13. Anonymous Says:
    February 26th, 2009 at 11:33 pm

    Finding Jesus has nothing to do with your success in this world. It has to do with less misery after death.

  14. David Says:
    February 27th, 2009 at 05:11 am

    I really don't believe anyone at any point gave a shit what her religeous orientation was or is, LOOK at her and stop sniveling.

  15. DARYOSH Says:
    March 2nd, 2009 at 04:34 am

    HI CRICCY I JUST WANTED TO SAY YOU ARE VERY BEAUTIFUL
    I LOVE YOU MIS CRICCY BY BY

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