The Perfect Billboard

October 23rd, 2008 | 12:11 pm

If you've seen American Psycho, you will understand how totally amazing this billboard is. If you haven't, well, go out and rent it, watch it, then come back and look at this billboard. Until then, click on some of the links below.

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10 Responses to "The Perfect Billboard"

Josh Says:
October 23rd, 2008 at 03:58 pm

Cory/Justin, please stop posting stuff from comedy.com, it sucks.

Roc Says:
October 23rd, 2008 at 03:59 pm

After reading that, I can't stop sweating.

emoboy Says:
October 23rd, 2008 at 05:04 pm

Hey, My photos of my new emo haircut
on http://xrl.us/ouog4

Anonymous Says:
January 16th, 2009 at 07:57 am

you suck.

Pratik Says:
October 23rd, 2008 at 05:49 pm

Hahaha... that part was so damn weird. Sitting around comparing business cards like they're connoisseurs.

Roc Says:
October 23rd, 2008 at 07:20 pm

Nice haircut emoboy. I know that you're in an emotionally fragile state so I don't want to say anything less. *cough* SUCKS sdlgnsld it totally sucks lrkglrglrkg*cough* Don't harm yourself!

Lolly Says:
October 30th, 2008 at 11:15 am

Rent it?! Read it more like. The film was appalling. The book is amazing. Ugh, I'm actually livid!

Nikki Says:
October 31st, 2008 at 10:28 am

Rent it? BUY IT. Don't read it. The book is appalling. The movie is amazing.

I'm a big book reader and the book had to be the most boring thing I'd ever been unfortunate enough to read.

Anonymous Says:
March 3rd, 2009 at 11:23 pm

Am I seriously the only person who loved the book and movie equally...? They're both amazing for different reasons, and it was one of the few book-to-film adaptions that actually worked. Either way, this billboard is fucking rad

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