The Reason Why Sorority Girls Wear Slutty Costumes

October 26th, 2008 | 10:44 pm

If you've been to college, you know, Halloween means sorority girls in slutty costumes. But how do they so consistently choose to wear slutty costumes without fail? Well, we intercepted an internal memo from the head of college sororities. Take a gander, it's shocking.

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</a></cite> Says: <br> <small class="commentmetadata"><a href="/2008/10/27/the-reason-why-sorority-girls-where-slutty-costumes/#comment-598019" title="">May 13th, 2009 at 11:19 am</a> </small> <p>Hello. Be careful that victories do not carry the seed of future defeats.<br /> I am from Bahamas and also now'm speaking English, give please true I wrote the following sentence: "Avtovaz has stopped production again due to a renewed dispute with parts suppliers, which request being paid fully in cash as they are hit hard by the credit crunch.Enault devient le partenaire strat; gique vtovaz sur yahoo! Auto."</p> <p>Best regards :(, Kyne.</p> <div class="links"> <ul class="links"><li class="first last "><a href="/"><a href="/user/login?destination=node/5279%2523comment-form">Login</a> or <a href="/user/register?destination=node/5279%2523comment-form">register</a> to post comments</a></li></ul> </div> </li> </div></div>  <a id="comment-21591"></a> <a id="comment-21591"></a> <div class="comment "><div class="comment-inner"> <li class="" id="comment-21591"> <cite> Scott</cite> Says: <br> <small class="commentmetadata"><a href="/2008/10/27/the-reason-why-sorority-girls-where-slutty-costumes/#comment-21591" title="">October 28th, 2008 at 06:19 am</a> </small> <p>Hey, extraducksauce, next time, don't try so hard. We get the idea... especially after the first couple posts.</p> <div class="links"> <ul class="links"><li class="first last "><a href="/"><a href="/user/login?destination=node/5279%2523comment-form">Login</a> or <a href="/user/register?destination=node/5279%2523comment-form">register</a> to post comments</a></li></ul> </div> </li> </div></div>  <a id="comment-21590"></a> <a id="comment-21590"></a> <div class="comment "><div class="comment-inner"> <li class="alt" id="comment-21590"> <cite> <a href="http://www.womenbetrippin.com" rel="external nofollow">Women Be Trippin</a></cite> Says: <br> <small class="commentmetadata"><a href="/2008/10/27/the-reason-why-sorority-girls-where-slutty-costumes/#comment-21590" title="">October 27th, 2008 at 03:50 pm</a> </small> <p>Why are women always trying to turn a normal costume into a "sexy one"? Here's a <a href="http://www.womenbetrippin.com/sexy-for-Halloween" rel="nofollow">funny Halloween video</a> from <a href="http://www.womenbetrippin.com" rel="nofollow">Women Be Trippin</a>.</p> <div class="links"> <ul class="links"><li class="first last "><a href="/"><a href="/user/login?destination=node/5279%2523comment-form">Login</a> or <a href="/user/register?destination=node/5279%2523comment-form">register</a> to post comments</a></li></ul> </div> </li> </div></div>  <a id="comment-21589"></a> <a id="comment-21589"></a> <div class="comment "><div class="comment-inner"> <li class="" id="comment-21589"> <cite> extraducksauce</cite> Says: <br> <small class="commentmetadata"><a href="/2008/10/27/the-reason-why-sorority-girls-where-slutty-costumes/#comment-21589" title="">October 27th, 2008 at 02:11 am</a> </small> <p>dude . . W-E-A-R. OMG, teh intrenetz is killing teh spellng and teh grahmmer.</p> <div class="links"> <ul class="links"><li class="first last "><a href="/"><a href="/user/login?destination=node/5279%2523comment-form">Login</a> or <a href="/user/register?destination=node/5279%2523comment-form">register</a> to post comments</a></li></ul> </div> </li> </div></div>  <a id="comment-21588"></a> <a id="comment-21588"></a> <div class="comment "><div class="comment-inner"> <li class="alt" id="comment-21588"> <cite> extraducksauce</cite> Says: <br> <small class="commentmetadata"><a href="/2008/10/27/the-reason-why-sorority-girls-where-slutty-costumes/#comment-21588" title="">October 27th, 2008 at 02:10 am</a> </small> <p>dude . . W-E-A-R. OMG, teh intrenetz is killing teh spellng.</p> <div class="links"> <ul class="links"><li class="first last "><a href="/"><a href="/user/login?destination=node/5279%2523comment-form">Login</a> or <a href="/user/register?destination=node/5279%2523comment-form">register</a> to post comments</a></li></ul> </div> </li> </div></div>  <a id="comment-21587"></a> <a id="comment-21587"></a> <div class="comment "><div class="comment-inner"> <li class="" id="comment-21587"> <cite> John</cite> Says: <br> <small class="commentmetadata"><a href="/2008/10/27/the-reason-why-sorority-girls-where-slutty-costumes/#comment-21587" title="">October 27th, 2008 at 12:23 am</a> </small> <p>Next time try spell check. COME ON!</p> <div class="links"> <ul class="links"><li class="first last "><a href="/"><a href="/user/login?destination=node/5279%2523comment-form">Login</a> or <a href="/user/register?destination=node/5279%2523comment-form">register</a> to post comments</a></li></ul> </div> </li> </div></div>  <a id="comment-21586"></a> <a id="comment-21586"></a> <div class="comment "><div class="comment-inner"> <li class="alt" id="comment-21586"> <cite> Endrju</cite> Says: <br> <small class="commentmetadata"><a href="/2008/10/27/the-reason-why-sorority-girls-where-slutty-costumes/#comment-21586" title="">October 27th, 2008 at 12:09 am</a> </small> <p>Wear, not Where. :)</p> <div class="links"> <ul class="links"><li class="first last "><a href="/"><a href="/user/login?destination=node/5279%2523comment-form">Login</a> or <a href="/user/register?destination=node/5279%2523comment-form">register</a> to post comments</a></li></ul> </div> </li> </div></div>  </ol> </div> </div>  <div id="column-right"> <div class="block"> <script language="JavaScript" type="text/javascript"> ord=Math.random()*10000000000000000; 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