Write a caption for this guy who's either going to somehow pull off the greatest bike trick ever...or, more likely, is about the snap his spine because he's trying too hard to show off for those girls and you could win a copy of FIFA Soccer 09 from EA. As usual, leave your captions in the comments section. Winners will be notified via HolyTaco.
See last week's winners after the jump:
I'd like to point out that there were a TON of awesome entries this week. Good work, people. Buy yourselves a lolly.
Winner: JG: Can’t we just try Penicillin first?
Runners Up:
Chris: Don’t ask, don’t tell.
DonnyG: Break time at Club Gitmo
CB: Real men don’t take “salt peter”.
Darylo: Right in the private’s privates!
Willz: “Quick Tera Reid is coming!”
ladeeda: "So THAT’S how it is in their family" (Editor Note: props for managing to work in a Ferris Buehler reference.)
Smarv: The new re-release of Demi Moore in GI Jane has great deleted scenes….
Obama's quest for the presidency knows no bounds as he courts the break.com viewing audience. When asked for comment, Obama responded, 'As your next president, this willl be my one and only "FAIL".'
After pulling off what could very well be the greatest stunt in recorded history, Juan was a little embarrased to find out that all three were lesbians.
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October 28th, 2008 at 12:02 pm
We'll take 2 Nike sandwiches please.
October 28th, 2008 at 12:30 pm
All three girls thought at the same time, "I wonder how much money he makes?"
October 28th, 2008 at 12:31 pm
Josh didn't care. Ramp or no ramp his inverted-superman was bound to impress the beyatches!
October 28th, 2008 at 12:41 pm
"Help me, JeeBus!"
October 28th, 2008 at 12:41 pm
Obama's quest for the presidency knows no bounds as he courts the break.com viewing audience. When asked for comment, Obama responded, 'As your next president, this willl be my one and only "FAIL".'
October 28th, 2008 at 12:44 pm
While he didn't land the trick, he managed to break his fall using 3 girl's fat asses.
October 28th, 2008 at 12:47 pm
That's what happens when you try to bunny hop some bunnies.
October 28th, 2008 at 01:00 pm
...and Johnny's year-long sex drought continues.
October 28th, 2008 at 01:09 pm
I think the big one is checking out my lats...........
October 28th, 2008 at 01:16 pm
"Is this the way to the gym?"
October 28th, 2008 at 01:37 pm
Soccer flip-throw with a bicycle: You're doing it wro...right?
October 28th, 2008 at 01:41 pm
Nothing good ever comes from trying to impress fatties.
October 28th, 2008 at 01:41 pm
"...and to think, instead of a broken spine, all we are impressed by is his wallet"
October 28th, 2008 at 01:42 pm
If he somehow lands this, he is a GOD!
October 28th, 2008 at 01:45 pm
But my mom thinks I'm cool.
October 28th, 2008 at 01:46 pm
Is it the shoes? It's GOTTA be the shoes! Do you know do you know do you know?!?!?
October 28th, 2008 at 01:59 pm
opie finally perfects extreme breakdancing
October 28th, 2008 at 02:07 pm
The old handbrake got the best of Frank again...
October 28th, 2008 at 02:09 pm
Well that didn't go as planned.
October 28th, 2008 at 02:16 pm
in the voice of Stewy from Mad TV "Look What I can do!"
October 28th, 2008 at 02:28 pm
After pulling off what could very well be the greatest stunt in recorded history, Juan was a little embarrased to find out that all three were lesbians.
October 28th, 2008 at 02:48 pm
Fat bitches need love too!
(but not from me)
October 28th, 2008 at 02:55 pm
It's getting more and more difficult to impress the ladies these days
October 28th, 2008 at 02:57 pm
EDIT post above:
Nothing seems to impress the ladies anymore these days
October 28th, 2008 at 02:57 pm
It's the final countdown! Dun dun dun dun...
October 28th, 2008 at 02:57 pm
Obama showing off his mad Skillz to the ladies.
October 28th, 2008 at 02:58 pm
"O, so this is what a douche bag looks like"
October 28th, 2008 at 03:01 pm
The girls were more than impressed with Julio's impression of the stock market.
October 28th, 2008 at 03:04 pm
"Well shit yeh I can defy gravity!"
October 28th, 2008 at 03:05 pm
The best way to get chicks is to work the sympathy angle. "Look at me, I'm retarded."
October 28th, 2008 at 03:13 pm
SOCCER??? SERIOUSLY?? ECONOMY THAT BAD??
October 28th, 2008 at 03:17 pm
It was at this exact moment that Dave realized none of these girls were worth a broken neck.
October 28th, 2008 at 03:18 pm
Does this white sweater make my ass look big?
October 28th, 2008 at 03:50 pm
Now pay attention ladies, cause I can only do this once!!!
October 28th, 2008 at 03:50 pm
so which one of you ladies wants to do the nasty while i do this badass trick
October 28th, 2008 at 03:52 pm
Moutain Bike: 225$
Nike shoes: 35$
Hospital bills: 9000$
Pleasure of knowing 3 women thought you were cool before you bit it: Priceless...
Something are something money can't buy (common sense). For everything else there's Mastercard.
October 28th, 2008 at 03:54 pm
^ Edit: There are somethings*
October 28th, 2008 at 03:58 pm
"Ooohhh...so thats what a douchebag is"
October 28th, 2008 at 03:58 pm
Girl: I know we asked what you meant when you said you were going to knock our backs out but...
October 28th, 2008 at 03:59 pm
Moments after the Large Hadron Collider was turned on.
October 28th, 2008 at 04:05 pm
"Look mom, no feet!!!"
"Son, they should just like you for that special person you really are."
October 28th, 2008 at 04:06 pm
"I meant to do that!"
October 28th, 2008 at 04:08 pm
Loss of testicles in 3...2...
October 28th, 2008 at 04:31 pm
Justin was enjoying the day riding his bike when that damn girl picked up that pepsi bottle again and started drinking
October 28th, 2008 at 04:39 pm
uh dude, i think it goes "look no hands"
October 28th, 2008 at 04:44 pm
This is NOT how to toss off in front of the chicks!
October 28th, 2008 at 05:30 pm
"The chicks dig this.. I swear"
October 28th, 2008 at 05:48 pm
"Mystery from The Pick Up Artist taught me this. It's called peacockin--oh shit!"
October 28th, 2008 at 05:50 pm
Most popular halloween costume this year: Joker. Least popular: deformed and retarded.
October 29th, 2008 at 03:19 pm
(Seconds Earlier)
Dude 1: Dude, watch me pick up all three of those chicks over there at the same time.
Dude 2: Fine, how?
Dude 1: Watch this.....
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