Write a caption for this guy who's either going to somehow pull off the greatest bike trick ever...or, more likely, is about the snap his spine because he's trying too hard to show off for those girls and you could win a copy of FIFA Soccer 09 from EA. As usual, leave your captions in the comments section. Winners will be notified via HolyTaco.
See last week's winners after the jump:
I'd like to point out that there were a TON of awesome entries this week. Good work, people. Buy yourselves a lolly.
Winner: JG: Can’t we just try Penicillin first?
Runners Up:
Chris: Don’t ask, don’t tell.
DonnyG: Break time at Club Gitmo
CB: Real men don’t take “salt peter”.
Darylo: Right in the private’s privates!
Willz: “Quick Tera Reid is coming!”
ladeeda: "So THAT’S how it is in their family" (Editor Note: props for managing to work in a Ferris Buehler reference.)
Smarv: The new re-release of Demi Moore in GI Jane has great deleted scenes….
The notoriously shirtless Matthew Mcconaughey was riding bicycles with his buddy Lance Armstrong. But Lance, being the prankster he is, let him try his trick "make you fly through your asshole" bicycle that he hocks off on his competitors.
I hope these girls have seen "The Disclosure Project" because i am telling them a U.F.O. flew in front of me, and what i did was necessary, to save the world from universal warfare of course.
girl: so then i says to mable, i says....
guy: hey girls, you like my new hover bike?
girl: it's just a huffy and some fishing line.
guy: i bent my wookie
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October 29th, 2008 at 04:44 pm
I've always wondered how to pick up fat chicks when i wasn't drunk
October 29th, 2008 at 06:10 pm
4 asses in this picture, 3 i would like to tap, and 1 that's going to need a spinal tap.
October 29th, 2008 at 06:19 pm
"I said give me an W stupid!"
October 29th, 2008 at 06:23 pm
".........and that's why I don't eat Arby's."
October 29th, 2008 at 06:26 pm
Human speed bumps work, but are messy.
October 29th, 2008 at 06:57 pm
Xtreme two-handed douche plant
October 29th, 2008 at 06:58 pm
Introducing....Sport Cut Depends. For those "FAILED,SHOWOFF" moments.
*Now with a built in cup*
October 29th, 2008 at 07:02 pm
Chaz attempts to explain US-Middle East relations through the art of cycling.
October 29th, 2008 at 07:07 pm
"I bet "The Guy Who Learned All His Bedroom Moves From Early ‘90s Slow Jams" could it."
October 29th, 2008 at 07:16 pm
After winning the gold in skank hurdles, Jimmy goes on to dominate the rest of the special olympics
October 29th, 2008 at 07:34 pm
I can ride a bike with only handlebars, only handlebars, only handlebars
October 29th, 2008 at 07:35 pm
I can ride a bike with only handlebars, only handlebars, only handlebars.
October 29th, 2008 at 08:34 pm
"I swear I pulled this off earlier with my training wheels on."
October 29th, 2008 at 09:37 pm
"And for my next trick, I'll leave on a stretcher with a broken back while crying like a little bitch. So, when should I pick you ladies up?"
October 29th, 2008 at 11:20 pm
That's a picture of me on the way to the store to buy FIFA 09, you assholes.
October 29th, 2008 at 11:42 pm
Cristiano Ronaldo dives and he get supermodels...Andy dives and all he gets are a broken pelvis and the laughter of three girls. How is this fair?!
October 29th, 2008 at 11:54 pm
The notoriously shirtless Matthew Mcconaughey was riding bicycles with his buddy Lance Armstrong. But Lance, being the prankster he is, let him try his trick "make you fly through your asshole" bicycle that he hocks off on his competitors.
October 30th, 2008 at 12:06 am
aw not again!
October 30th, 2008 at 12:16 am
Matt Hoffman performing his brand new trick: "Accident"
October 30th, 2008 at 12:21 am
In the year 2058, AI kung-fu-trained bicycles will beat the shit out of rapists.
October 30th, 2008 at 06:29 am
"If I can nail this, I'll at least get to bang the fat chick!"
October 30th, 2008 at 07:51 am
The skinny Kardashian died her hair.
October 30th, 2008 at 09:07 am
ooooh. SNAP!
October 30th, 2008 at 09:41 am
Its time to stop riding when even your bike knows you're an asshole.
October 30th, 2008 at 10:10 am
As Jose pedaled closer he realized his mistake, tried to abort, and forgot the pesky rear handbrake.
October 30th, 2008 at 10:49 am
I can also do this with a soda can ladies
October 30th, 2008 at 11:37 am
did I hear you say THREESOME?!
October 30th, 2008 at 12:06 pm
I hope these girls have seen "The Disclosure Project" because i am telling them a U.F.O. flew in front of me, and what i did was necessary, to save the world from universal warfare of course.
October 30th, 2008 at 12:14 pm
ohh and this one right here ladies? i like to call the complete jackass took awhile to master.
October 30th, 2008 at 12:15 pm
The mountain-bike human-trebuchet .. pussy magnet
October 30th, 2008 at 12:36 pm
Somehow he managed to turn all three of them into lesbians within 30 seconds of meeting them.
October 30th, 2008 at 01:17 pm
Women who would be impressed by this are as dumb as Heidi Montag.
Men who would attempt this are as dumb as Spencer Pratt....
October 30th, 2008 at 01:36 pm
Dave Schmirra's Freestyle BMX
October 30th, 2008 at 02:17 pm
In Soviet Russia, bike rides you.
October 30th, 2008 at 04:03 pm
Picture + Prize = Bicycle Kick
October 30th, 2008 at 04:21 pm
i bent my wookie
October 30th, 2008 at 04:24 pm
girl: so then i says to mable, i says....
guy: hey girls, you like my new hover bike?
girl: it's just a huffy and some fishing line.
guy: i bent my wookie
October 30th, 2008 at 04:59 pm
I used to do tricks like that once....then my mom got a job and bought me a ramp.
October 30th, 2008 at 07:37 pm
He wasn't sure if one of the cows had sat on his bike... until he hit the flat spot on the wheel.
October 30th, 2008 at 09:13 pm
"I'm gonna die in front of these bitches"
October 31st, 2008 at 06:37 am
Which one of you girls would like to spoon-feed a quadraplegic?
October 31st, 2008 at 07:29 am
In the final days of the campaign, Obama takes his grassroots approach too far.
October 31st, 2008 at 07:47 am
This is good one for a new bumper sticker : “I BREAK for hot chicks!”
October 31st, 2008 at 07:59 am
The Bike: check me out girls,this is how you toss a douchebag.
October 31st, 2008 at 08:36 am
Mary, Julie and Liz went to the park for some douchebag watching. They were not disappointed.
October 31st, 2008 at 08:39 am
I landed it, and then had a four-way with the chicks. You can all bite me.
October 31st, 2008 at 10:27 am
Ok, If I land this, we are totally having a foursome!
October 31st, 2008 at 03:43 pm
"I'm gonna throw this bike so f@#king far......"
October 31st, 2008 at 05:19 pm
no pain.....no pussy!
October 31st, 2008 at 05:26 pm
reminds me of my douche bag brother in law!
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