Write a caption for this guy who's either going to somehow pull off the greatest bike trick ever...or, more likely, is about the snap his spine because he's trying too hard to show off for those girls and you could win a copy of FIFA Soccer 09 from EA. As usual, leave your captions in the comments section. Winners will be notified via HolyTaco.
See last week's winners after the jump:
I'd like to point out that there were a TON of awesome entries this week. Good work, people. Buy yourselves a lolly.
Winner: JG: Can’t we just try Penicillin first?
Runners Up:
Chris: Don’t ask, don’t tell.
DonnyG: Break time at Club Gitmo
CB: Real men don’t take “salt peter”.
Darylo: Right in the private’s privates!
Willz: “Quick Tera Reid is coming!”
ladeeda: "So THAT’S how it is in their family" (Editor Note: props for managing to work in a Ferris Buehler reference.)
Smarv: The new re-release of Demi Moore in GI Jane has great deleted scenes….
Stevo from Jackass has got to start going after older women! If not, then he should have at least done the bottle-rocket out of the asshole trick to land those young-uns.
With a cry of "Secret identity be damned!", Murray did three back-flips and intercepted the runaway bike. Thus saving the 3 damsels from the indignity of the imminent collision.
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October 31st, 2008 at 05:46 pm
Hiro really shouldn't use his abilities to embarrass other people
October 31st, 2008 at 06:53 pm
Females, check out my 1972 Cortez's?
November 1st, 2008 at 12:04 am
evil bike attacks citizen, on lookers watch in horrer.
November 1st, 2008 at 12:34 am
Ok girls, the sun has moved and I'm not giving you shade anymore, so could you please move? I have a trig test in ten minutes.
November 1st, 2008 at 12:47 am
Check me out, ladies.
November 1st, 2008 at 09:22 am
My super barrel-roll will surely impress the ladies!
November 1st, 2008 at 01:12 pm
bones heal, chicks dig scars.... but glory last forever!
November 1st, 2008 at 04:00 pm
Stevo from Jackass has got to start going after older women! If not, then he should have at least done the bottle-rocket out of the asshole trick to land those young-uns.
November 1st, 2008 at 09:39 pm
He's been up there how long?!
November 1st, 2008 at 09:41 pm
did i mention i just got new gears for this baby
November 2nd, 2008 at 12:25 am
thems the brakes
November 2nd, 2008 at 03:00 am
so i guess PINK really wanted to save her relationship with corey hart!!! Cuz she looks good in between those other 2 broads
November 2nd, 2008 at 06:09 am
Sure laugh now, but most of you have handled my ass pennies!!!
November 2nd, 2008 at 11:08 am
"Hey girls, I'm head over wheels for you!!"
*cue The Price Is Right failure music*
November 2nd, 2008 at 12:30 pm
i want to land on the big ass
November 2nd, 2008 at 12:32 pm
Guy: One of y'all grab my legs, another sit on my face, and the last one hop on my junk. It's called the threezy rider.
November 2nd, 2008 at 12:40 pm
Guy: One of y'all grab my legs, another sit on my face, and the last one hop on my junk. It's called the threezy rider.
November 2nd, 2008 at 12:41 pm
Guy: One of y'all grab my legs, another sit on my face, and the last one hop on my junk. It's called the threezy rider.
November 2nd, 2008 at 12:42 pm
sorry for the multi-post, didn't think it was going throughf
November 2nd, 2008 at 04:48 pm
Ill take "how to NOT impress women" for 500 Alex
November 2nd, 2008 at 05:54 pm
hold it, hold it.......THATS RIGHT, you can't mess with the ZOHAN!!!!!
November 2nd, 2008 at 06:33 pm
Hello, dear ladies, see my excellent sense of balance? I'd like to take you for ice cream. You should see what I can do with four ice cream cones.
November 2nd, 2008 at 09:41 pm
Oh, now I remember, the right grip controls the front break.
November 2nd, 2008 at 09:46 pm
Which one of you put super glue on my grips?!!!
November 2nd, 2008 at 10:31 pm
Maybe if I hold on to the handlebars, the seat will hit me directly in the nuts, and you know what that means... Sympathyyyy
November 3rd, 2008 at 05:27 am
Girl: Hey, I have those same Nikes!
November 3rd, 2008 at 07:40 am
TA-DA!
November 3rd, 2008 at 08:42 am
HEY LADIES VOTE FOR ME!!! Barack Obama will do anything to get votes!!
November 3rd, 2008 at 08:44 am
Hey Ladies Vote for me. Barack Obama will do anything for votes!
November 3rd, 2008 at 08:51 am
Invisible Guard Rail.
November 3rd, 2008 at 08:52 am
This is the sort of mating ritual that leads to extinction
November 3rd, 2008 at 09:02 am
What you guys don't know is that he's been holding that position for over a minute. Now that is pure upper body strength.
November 3rd, 2008 at 09:11 am
"Yuck! Lisa, what have you been eating?"
November 3rd, 2008 at 09:40 am
And the Olympic Gold goes to...
November 3rd, 2008 at 10:52 am
mountain bike, $600
Nike shoes, $65
hospital bill, $25,000
crippling yourself while still being able to impress the ladies, priceless.
November 3rd, 2008 at 02:01 pm
With a cry of "Secret identity be damned!", Murray did three back-flips and intercepted the runaway bike. Thus saving the 3 damsels from the indignity of the imminent collision.
November 3rd, 2008 at 02:24 pm
Hey Ladies can you pull my shorts up?
November 3rd, 2008 at 02:28 pm
When you have erectile disfunction you have to impress the ladies in some way.
November 3rd, 2008 at 02:48 pm
The bumper sticker on his car says- "I Front Brake for Fat Chicks"
November 3rd, 2008 at 08:16 pm
just wanted to show you ladies what a concusion and a back spasm looked like in hi-deff.
November 3rd, 2008 at 09:50 pm
bicycle...$200
stunt classes...$300
orgy with 3 girls for being a badass....priceless
November 4th, 2008 at 02:01 am
eat your heart out Neo!
November 4th, 2008 at 03:48 am
I can throw this thing like 30-40 yards!
November 4th, 2008 at 04:41 am
Tragically, Johnny's illness prevents him from distinguishing a bmx from a parachute.
November 4th, 2008 at 05:13 am
Damn so that is where I let my keys
November 4th, 2008 at 09:53 am
For my next impression....Lance Armstrong!
November 4th, 2008 at 05:37 pm
Even with years of vigorous flatland bmx training, Johnathan was still somehow unable to impress women.
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