Someone should open up a restaurant in America that gives everything on it's menu a wacky name you'd find mistranslated into English around the world. Hipsters couldn't move their skinny pants-wearing legs fast enough to go to a restaurant that would serve them a burger called "The Buttress Fire Pillow Cream." Or a salad called "The Terrible Face Burns From Mistrust." If anyone wants to go into business with me, you only need to bring all the investment money and a lot more funny name ideas (I'm tapped out already.)
Other crap to look at:
FHM names their favorite Bond girls (fhm)
Quad driver's head vs. a garage door (nothingtoxic)
Evangelina Anderson doesn't like to wear clothes (gorillamask)
Treadmill face smash (ejb)
Criminal masterminds of the Internet (atom)
Is Lizzy Caplan hot or not? (doubleviking)
Katy Perry gets her boob cast for charity (drunkenstepfather)
The Boston Red Sox need some fashion advice (barstoolsports)
Hilary Duff will reach out and touch you (theblemish)
He-Man...on ice (hornyoyster)
This is what $250,000 looks like wrapped around a pole (tastybooze)
MTV is back, baby (cameltap)
Camilla Belle's elegance is appreciated (flisted)
And the sleaze award goes to... (youarehated)
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